1 Death/Reincarnation

(A/N)(Well this is supposed to be about me but my life isn't that interesting so ill make some stuff up at the start)(also im gunna use a random name)

I was at home reading a cliche fanfic about someone getting killed by god's mistake then getting reincarnated with 3 wishes and right before he was about to be truck-kun'd i stopped reading as my stomach growled, so i got up put on my shoes'n coat then went to the closest corner shop.

As i was crossing the road to the shop, a truck appeared out of nowhere, luckily i had somewhat fast reflexes and managed to narrowly avoid the truck.

I then got up and walked into the shop like nothing happened, but in reality my heart was racing and i was sweating profusely.(A/N)(He saw that a beauty looking at him so he tried to play it cool)

When i entered the shop i quickly went to the pot noodles which was at the very back of the store as i picked up the noodles i wanted and just when i thought this day couldn't get any worse an man dressed fully in black with a mask over his face walked into the shop, dosen't even glance at the shop owner walked straight up to me pulled out his knife and rammed it in my chest.

I was so shocked i couldn't react and just fell to the ground while bleeding and coughing up blood my vision turned black and i lost connection to my body. As i just sat? there in the darkness thinking about how bad my luck is when all of a sudden i was sucked into a crack in space and was blinded by light.

(A/N)( ''...'' is speech '...' is thoughts *boom* is well boom)

As i was looking around to see where i was, i heard a domineering voice call my name.

''Hello Akihiko'' Said the voice.

I quickly turn my head to the direction of the voice to see an old man dressed in a white robe with a slight smile.

''You are?'' I asked the old man with a slight tremble in my voice.

''I am what you would call god'' Said the man with a slightly proud voice.

'So im dead?' I thought while thinking back to when i was stabed.

''Indeed you are but luckily for you, you are allowed to reincarnate with 2 wishes'' God said with a smile on his face.

''Eh why is that?'' I asked curiously, while thinking about how he read my mind.

''Well you see, both the truck and the robber were a kind of trial and since you made it to the 2nd trial you get 2 wishes'' Said the old man trying to make it simple enough for me to understand.

''Hmm ok is there a limit to what i can wish for?'' I asked while thinking of what wishes i want.

''No'' Was what the old man said.

As soon as he said i started thinking about how to make this old man regret what he said. Soon after i asked.

''Do i have to wish if i want to go to a world of my choice and do i have to wish for my memories?'' I asked worried as if he says yes then its the same as having no wishes.

''No you get to keep your memories and choose a world without having to use your wishes'' God said.

I smiled and after thinking for a while i thought of my wishes that would practically make me invincible.

''Ok my first wish is if i die i want to go back to when i was 4 with an extra wish also i keep all the memories and also keep the previous wishes'' I said while thinking about my second wish.

''isn't that multiple wishes?'' said god.

I quickly responded saying.

''I was just explaining the wish'' I said with a smile and sweat rolling down my face.

''I guess ill allow it but next time dont just start adding random stuff to the end of your wish'' said god locking eyes with me.

*gulp*

''For my second wish i wish for unlim...''

''No'' Said god before i could even finish my sentence.

''i wish for infin...''

''No''

''i wis...''

''No''

''Geeze your so stingy old man''

''I wish for instant mastery for every thing like from running to breathing to eating to magic whatever it is i master it pretty much instantly''

''Ok well now what world do you want to reincarnate to?''

''Naruto cuz even if i die i just get a free wish'' I said smiling

''alright well good luck'' said god while swiping his hand

''wait i timeline am i going to?what clan?am i going to be an orphan?'' i shout as he smiles and says

''guess you'll have to find out''

my last thought before blacking out was

'bastard'