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I regained consciousness after who knows how long and, of course, found myself tied up and gagged.

You know, I was just thinking I could use a good kidnapping event. It'll be so heart racing and exciting!

...Not! Can't I get a fucking break here!?!?!

I carefully cracked an eye open and peeked around.

No thugs in sight. However, I seemed to be in some secluded back area of a park.

I opened my eyes fully and scanned the situation.

Okay, so, my wrists were zip tied to a chain fence with my arms straight above me. They were also numb, a very nice touch. My legs were free and out in front of me as I sat on my butt, and I had duct tape across my mouth.

Nice. Lovely. Amazing. Absolutely Spectacular!