1 The NPC

On my way home from work I was hit by a car and died. When I wake up i see a beautiful woman claiming to be the goddess saying it wasn't my time to die. Yeah, my death was an accident so what. What she said next made me smile because I kind of guessed what was happening since I read a lot of reincarnation novels. And so I was reborn into a new world.

Soldier: So you want to kill demons and make a name of yourself eh.

Mc: Yes sir!!!

Soldier: Have you ever fought a demon or a monster before?

Mc: No sir.

Soldier: have you fought a person before?

Mc: No sir.

Soldier: (Sigh) Have you fought anything before?

Mc: Well there's this one time one of my cows wondered into my mother's vegetable garden snd...

Soldier: Oh so you've fought a cow have ya (smiling).

Mc: N no sir. I wouldn't dare to hit my cow. It's just she got scared by a mouse so I had to go kill it to calm her down.

Soldier: So you fought a mouse and well who won? (tries to hold in laughter)

Mc: I did of course!! (grunting) (whispering) although I almost died of blood loss.

Soldier: (laughing)

Mc: What's so funny!!!

Soldier: No nothing is. (regains calm)

So what special ability or talent do you have?

Mc: Well I can grow plants and I'm good with cooking.

Soldier:(Laughs strongly)... Ok ok (regains calm) Let's check your level and level limit...

(laughs hysterically).

Mc: What? What is it?

Soldier: status says you are lvl 10.

Mc: Ok so, what else does it say?

Soldier: (Snickering) its... its...your lvl limit is... 10 (laughs even more hysterical than before)

Mc...

Soldier: Go (ghasp) we don't (ghasp) need useless people (ghasp) like you. (resumes laughing).

Mc:...Shit.