Ibang Pusi

"Ah..." I woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy.

I walked outside, saw girls in danger, saved them and got hit by a bus.

I died.

My name is Ibang Pusi. I am a fat loser recluse that everyone hates. I train a lot, but I don't have luck i stay fat. All girls hate me. All guys bully me. My wife was taken from me by rich playboy who was also main bully in high-school. I'm also poor.

Blood in my mouth after he beat me up, I swore revenge.

When I was born, both my parents didn't show up.

"You will never amount to anything, Ibang!" The doctor screamed at me when I was born as he slammed my body against the floor.

"muahahahahahah" he laughed, and nurses joined to laugh at me.

"Such fat, such loser wow. Both his parents didn't show up. Miserable bastard." They all laughed.

I looked up at them swearing revenge with blood in mouth.

Everyone are evil in this world and hate me, I was alone, so alone, very alone, the only ally was darkness. It started to whisper to me. Turns out I had schizophrenia alongside every known mental illness known to man.

"God himself hates you Ibang." The therapist said, snickering wickedly.

"Hehwheehe, you are destined to die alone muahahahah" He laughed, stabbing me with pencil because I'm loser and he hates me.

I look at him, blood in my mouth, swearing revenge.

One girl liked me. She was the one. I married. She liked me for who I am.

But then she looked at me, come in her mouth, "I like Richie playboy... sorry, Ibang."

She cries and Richie laughs "muahahahah loser trash I have more money and look better, fat fuck" kicks my head off balcony and she cries to stop him because she cares.

Blood in my mouth, I swear revenge as I fall.

Then I got hit by a bus like I mentioned. I was 63 years old lonely trash loser recluse I was homeless, posing as a garden gnome for my parents to scare off scarecrows.

Turns out it was main bully driving the bus with the therapist, my birth doctor with his nurses and biological parents all laughing, and my ex-wife who is also my childhood friend trying to stop them because she cares.

"Muahqhaha," bully laughs with everyone in unison "told you he's trash loser, recluse, trash, crazy, lonely, insignificant-"

4 hours later...

"...Repulsive, disgusting, trash loser trash bastard."

Parents say: "good riddance muahaha"

"Y-yamete...! Dont hurt ibang!" Ex wife said while getting railed by bully who is driving the bus.

I look at them, blood in my mouth, swearing revenge.

Then I saw dis: [Due to your UnLiMiTeD pOtEnTiaL, you have been selected to become Supreme Ultra God by the SyStEm, do you accept?]

[YES] [Trick the system and become a cheat player]

"I accept." I somehow said with blood in my mouth.

[ERROR: UNLIM8TED POTENTIAL CHARACTE4R NOT FOUND, BUG PLAYER DETECTED. CHEAT SKILL UNLOCKED. UNLIMITED POWER, SYSTEM SUBMITTING TO IBANG PUSI'S STRONG WILL POWER AND MORAL BECAUSE HE IS A GOOD.PERSON]

I then reincarnated as hot guy.

In a forest. I walked around. I found big tidied elf girl.

"Are you oka-" she said and came on the spot when she saw me. (I then bang her)

"Yes let's become a team."

"You are a good person I love you for who you are and not because you just destroyed the moon with a single finger flick and made me come with your bodily odor which makes me your permanent slave and is also aphrodisiac and also gives me a power up."

Drool in her mouth, she swore loyalty.

I didn't care because she is a woman so she only needs to look good and bang me.

"Oohhh, he so hot" she said.

I then remembered I have a little sister that belongs to my new body. We go to my house and meet her. She secretly likes me.

"Gee big brother you late, baka. I made food." (she bangs him.) (Threesome)

I then gather my harem and kill God. Easily as i surpass my limits in a hard battle.

Then a second God arrived to the scene. (Ibang outsmarted him with his superior intellect)

Then this guy who pretended he was My friend says: "girl I like you" to my elf waifu. I killed him

"Why you kill him ibang"

"Because he is evil and a threat to my fragile masculinity." I say standing in thr wind all lonely and mysterious.

"I love u no matter what, not just because I saw you torture a man for 16 hours for flirting with me, but for who you are."

+1 Masculinity.

I smile. "You only matter if you bang me, so you matter now."

I then save the princess from kidnapping (we bang)

Her mother then seduces me (we bang)

The king gets jealous and conveniently becomes evil (so I kill him)

The prince gets jealous, but i spare him because i am a good guy.

He then obtains mind control powers, so I then kill him, because it's only fair when I use it.

My other best friend dies in battle against the evil god because he is loyal to me.

Ibang outsmarts evil god and his dad with his superior intellect and kills them.

Happy end.

I then turn around. Elf girl stab me.

"Muahahaha finally after 1300 years I got my chance to kill you muahahahahahaha" elf girl says.

Turns out it was my sister, the queen and my best friend who was alive all along that drove the knife all together with my elf GF using a special poison that can conveniently kill gods.

The princess tries to stop them because she cares.

She's also looking exactly like my ex wife.

Blood in mouth, I swear revenge.

I then reincarnated reincarnated in my old body.

And this is the beginning of the story of how I became the progenitor of the Ultra God World where I walk alone in shadows and darkness as the evilest God.