1 Chapter One: The Dare

"I dare you to fake date Robert John" Lacey whispered in low voice, as if the sleeping Rebecca and Luna would hear. Her eyes glittered evily and she looked as if she had planned this since we began playing the muggle game properly named thruth or dare. Which I wouldn't put that action above her at all definitely is something Lacey Evans would do especially to me.

Me being who I am, I just stared at her a small smirk of victory formed on the red head's freckled face, scrunching up her face to look down right ridiculous. Blast Lacey for know that I couldn't resist a dare, much the reason why I always chose it. But this was going too far Robert - death - easier - child John? I mean he didn't look bad. That wasn't the issue here as it was the fact that my ongoing hatred towards the blonde was obvious. He was git and didn't know when to bloody shutup the way he constantly yelled "mud blood" in Rebecca's face, and quite frequently mine was just bearable.

I groaned and smashed my face in the maroon pillow on Lacey's bed, knowing I couldn't resist the urge to fake date anyone, at any time. Mumbling, I crushed my face further into the pillow, grinding my face uncomfortable into that sewn on.

"What was that, Kimberly? " Lacey giggled.

My face snapped up, giving me whiplash. " I said fine!". The words were spoken a bit too loudly and Rebecca stirred and threw a small decorative pillow at me, hitting me square in the nose. Falling back wards from the impact, I landed perfectly, butt first unto the floor. "" oww....." Came my complaint.

Lacey's perfectly straight hair peeked over the side of the bed. She gave me a small smile and said ever wittily.

" suck it up princess; you have Slytherin to impress." Bloody bat wings, what have I done?

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I woke up the next morning snuggled up against Lacey's plaid clad rear end.

Giving a small yelp of disgust and surprise, I threw myself away. Only to land so nicely on top of Luna burst up, her hair a frizz of blonde and tuffs.

"Oh! Those Nargles got to my head again! I have to go!" Luna muttered to herself as she jumped from the bed.

Quickly she collected her things, and finding her shoes missing, walked bare foot out of gryffindor girl's dorm quickly fleeing to the purple raven claw Commons

Giving a small giggle, Rebecca woke with her hair frizzled as per usual

" hey, Becca guess what? "Lacey said slyly.

" what?" Rebecca asked curious

"I dared Kimberly to" she stopped mid sentence by my hand being shoved unladylike in her face.

"Dare her to what?" Rebecca asked as if I never attacked I was pinned to the bed by a victorious Lacey and watched as she answered

"To fake date Robert, of course".

Rebecca gave a gasp and squeked " you were serious about that? "

She knew?!

" well, I wouldn't have told you if I didn't plan of it! This is the ultimate payback Becca! Think about it, he will fall for Kim I mean who wouldn't and then smash goes his ego when she dumps his ass!" Lacey gave a devious chuckle at the last word; she hardly ever swore.

Rebecca looked doubtful, "I don't want payback Lacey.I just want him to stop calling us names

"Rebecca was such an innocent. She gave in a little thought, tapping her finger to her chin decisively. "I mean, if he is such a high and mighty pure blood, wouldn't he be top of the class? A lowly mud blood convincing herself that Lacey's plan would work perfectly Awww .... I am being ganged up on

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Introductions are necessary aren't they? Hello! I'm Kimberly Beavregarde and I went to Willy chocolate factory! My skin is now blue and I can flex into any shape I want! Be jealous! Seriously though my name is Kimberly Williams I' m currently seventeen, just turned actually. The whole reason every one was even in my dorm was because of my "birthday bash." But any my way, I have jet black hair that goes to about shoulder length. Its wavy and the bangs were a bad choice, let me tell tou. They looked good sure, but they were a pain in the broom stick when trying to write lines in detention. I am preety pale, but that's not exactly my fault. I lived in Michigan isn't known for being supper sunny. My eyes which are ugly mix between green and blue and they are dull i n comparison to Luna slivery gray eyes. My height goes unnoticed because I am practically a shrimp at my measly five feet, one inch

I had been vacationing with my relatives in England when my magical abilities immerged. Not bothering giving a heads to my parent back in American, I stayed in England, only visiting home on holidays. They understood at length, figuring my education had to be important if I wanted to stay across the ocean for it.

I arrived at hog wart the same year as Rebecca, Ron,Harry and I dare say it? Robert John placed respectfully in gryffindor, I happily became close friends with Rebecca and Ron's sister, Lacey. Luna was a default friend. We had worked together in potions oneday and just sort of stuck together. It helped that she was already friends with Rebecca though.

But now the most important thing in my teenage years was going to be fake. Yet - to - him - his - his guts john. It was going to be grand.