86 Problems of being a Womanizer
Allen started the livestream, knowing that due to the time difference between worlds, many things would be cut, but that's fine.
"People... a lot happened yesterday... things I'm not proud of, and maybe it made you guys despise me..." Allen sounded uncomfortable while speaking, but it was understandable after what happened yesterday.
=== (1)
– What are you saying? It was your best stream, buddy! I couldn't stop laughing, and my brother almost died of laughter hahaha, literally got taken to the hospital.
– It was really fun watching you do crazy stuff! LMAO.
– No, homie, don't apologize. I enjoyed your fight with the bear and the space shit, it was hilarious.
– Well, I am upset. Was it necessary to cut the time with the Russian mobster's wife and your time in the ladies' academy?! Bruh, that's not right :(
Rick – I'm disappointed. After all we've been through, you didn't invite me! I don't care, I have more friends... well, they're already dead, but I'll resurrect them to have the best party ever! *Annoyed burp*
===
Allen remained silent, wondering why he bothered explaining, they were all idiots who didn't care as long as it was fun or entertaining.
"Well...!!"
Allen was about to speak, but at that moment, Gwen appeared, leaving ellipses in the chat. Allen felt a chill. He had felt this sensation before when a woman is so angry that she doesn't say anything, doesn't scream, just stares at you with serious eyes.
===
Gwen – ...
Natasha – ...
MJ – ...
===
Allen had stepped on multiple mines simultaneously and had to appease each of these women. Besides, it wasn't just that, Allen could see some familiar names equally displeased.
===
Maria – ...
Felicia – ...
Ruby – ...
Rogue – ...
Nikky – ...
===
Allen swallowed hard. Ruby was his unconditional fan, no matter what he did or said, she would always support him. However, now she was silent, showing that this time, she wasn't happy.
Nikky didn't know her for long, but since the incident, she had been a cheerful girl who never got upset, but now she remained silent.
The relationship with Felicia was just beginning, and she had a free-spirited and open-minded personality, nevertheless...
Allen remembered that Rogue was the nickname of the Ghost girl, and she... well, she did exactly the same thing she did with Allen, just looking at him and staying silent.
Last but not least, Allen was intrigued by Maria, who sounded familiar, but at the same time, he couldn't remember who she was. Nevertheless, he could feel the emotions behind the screen, and they were of annoyance.
It's important to remember that the system crystallizes the emotions, feelings, and desires left by people who enjoy Allen's content. Now that the system has been improved, Allen can feel the emotions of his viewers.
Interestingly, even if there were millions of people happy and amused with Allen's actions, this dozen dissatisfied women made Allen feel suffocated.
"Wait... before you kill me, I'm aware that I owe you many explanations. So give me a day to clarify my thoughts; then I'll be executed like a gentleman."
Allen didn't shirk his responsibilities. Many of his viewers were just here for fun, and that's okay, but there's a small percentage of his viewers who care about Allen. They aren't happy to see him do dangerous and stupid things without reason. Allen doesn't want to disregard that concern, so he can only accept it.
"My mind is still a bit confused. I needed some fresh air to figure out the direction I'm going to take from now on, so I decided to come to DC."
=== (2)
– Damn, you're in DC?!
– Important question: how many fingers do you see?
– Can you get me an autograph from Batman?!
Seeing that people changed the subject instantly, Allen rolled his eyes while he worried about their reactions to his actions. Almost no one cared.
"...Yes, I'm in DC. I'm not drunk, and I don't think he was born yet." Allen decided to continue talking about his current situation while sending private messages to each upset woman he knew.
...
After clarifying the situation, Allen prepared to leave, not without first looking for Diana to say goodbye. However, Allen couldn't shake off a worry as he stealthily advanced through the streets of Themyscira.
[Host, remember that this is the territory of the Olympic gods.]
Allen smiled bitterly. He didn't want fights, especially with someone like Zeus. In DC, that stalking and wife-stealing bastard is extremely powerful, to the point that he gave Superman a beating.
Allen wore the invisibility cloak and left Themyscira. well, that was the plan but...
"Hey, what's there!"
An Amazon found Allen in an alley and stopped him. She didn't know Allen was a man at first sight, but Allen's clothes were very strange to her.
"Hello?"
The girl was quite young and seemed confused. Allen assumed she was a new-generation Amazon like Diana.
The girl approached Allen without saying a word, circled around him with a puzzled look, touched Allen's clothes with curiosity, and then seemed baffled as she brought her nose closer to smell him.
"Miss, this is harassment, but if you're willing to pay, I might consider letting you smell me more." Allen teased her with half-closed eyes.
"Ah! I'm sorry, but... you're a very strange woman."
"Huh?! Me?!" Allen opened his eyes wide, almost cursing out loud.
"Yes, your clothes are strange, but more than anything, you're broad without being tall. May Hera pity you, sister... although I must admit you are very beautiful, even though that chin ruins your delicate face."
"Uh..." Allen was trembling.
===
– Allen, you're very beautiful; you should be a woman!
– Finally, someone said it! You're disgusting, Allen... if you were a girl... *cough* forget what I said
– You deserve it, bastard!
===
The trolls in the chat didn't wait to make fun of Allen being mistaken for a woman. Of course, this was only possible because the Amazon had never seen a man. However, it's also true that Allen is closer to a beautiful boy than a handsome man. Maybe that will change over the years, but for now, it's his reality.
"You're all a bunch of b..." Allen could endure the innocence of the girl, but his Chat full of trolls made one of his eyes twitch.
"Well, sister, don't wear that outfit, or they'll look at you weirdly."
"I'm not a woman!" Allen exploded against the girl, who got scared. "Look closely!"
Allen proceeded to take off his clothes, to the astonished gaze of the girl and the viewers. First, his mantle formed by Crown Clown disappeared, then he threw his jacket and shirt, he let everyone see his sculpted pecs making women bleed from the nose.
"..." The Amazon remained confused, not knowing what was happening, but something inside her clicked, and she started to blush.
...
"We must find that man; we don't know the kind of atrocities he can commit in our beloved Themyscira!"
With Queen Hippolyta's order, more Amazons joined the search, especially those women who knew what evil men were capable of.
A group of Amazons, led by General Antiope, scoured the streets of Themyscira. Antiope was Hippolyta's sister and Diana's aunt. She was a woman of great beauty like her sister, with golden hair tied in a ponytail, wearing silver armor with a distinctive green cape.
"I can't believe Hippolyta let that man go!" Antiope grunted, visibly upsetting the women accompanying her. If anyone was qualified to challenge the queen, it would be General Antiope.
It's not that she questions Hippolyta's decisions, but that doesn't mean she's satisfied with letting a potential danger go. Also, with the news that Hercules has returned to life, they must be prepared for a new war.
"I want you to check every place! That man must not leave Themyscira!"
"Yes!"
The Amazons responded in unison as they regrouped. Antiope did the same and ran through the streets. The order to capture quickly was given, and all the Amazons entered combat mode. They were a warrior people; it didn't matter if the rest of the time they were artisans, blacksmiths, or farmers, or worked in any other profession. When the time came, they turned into an army that would not rest until they destroyed their enemy.
...
The tension throughout Themyscira was visible when Diana's group returned. The Amazon leader felt it was already late and immediately joined the search, while Diana stood alone at the city entrance.
"I must help them find him; it's my fault that this happened... I"
– "I am Allen Walker, pleased to meet you..." –
"..."
Diana shook her head and ran towards the palace to find her mother without knowing what she was going to say.
...
"It seems he's not in this direction..." Antiope landed near the outskirts of the city. When she was about to return, she heard an angry shout from someone.
"Do I look like a woman?!"
"A man?!" Antiope drew her sword and ran towards the alley.
She was struck by the surreal scene. Allen stood there, taking off his pants, while a young Amazon with red hair looked at him blushing and with altered breathing, unaware of why.
"..." Allen froze upon being seen and analyzed the situation, but he immediately raised his hands "Wait, I know what it looks like, but this is not what it seems!"
Without saying anything, Antiope attacked Allen at great speed, with a single swing of her sword, the alley was destroyed but Allen took the young Amazon in his arms and carried her away,
"Hey, she's your companion! Aren't you afraid you'll kill her by mistake!?" Allen complained to Antiope, who was following closely.
"Unlike you, Amazons are ready to die for our sisters. If it's necessary for me to be killed now to save others, I'll do it."
This decision was also due to the Ares incident, ensuring that no prisoners could ever be used to enslave other Amazons. They were willing to die before begging for their lives.
"What the hell?! It's a waste of human resources. Do you know how many single guys in my chat are cursing your actions?!"
"I have no idea what you're talking about!" Antiope accelerated and slashed towards Allen's neck. He crouched, avoiding it while still holding the young Amazon.
She was Artemis, not the goddess Artemis but Artemis of Bana-Mighdall, a young Amazon with red hair and emerald eyes, still young and inexperienced. Interestingly, she had an intriguing rivalry with Diana and would be known as Red Hood in the distant future.
Allen used Crown Saber to block Antiope's sword. This strange technique put the general on the defensive; the man in front of her was not only strong but also had strange powers.
Both their actions stopped, and they stood in an empty street, facing each other. The tense silence was interrupted by Allen himself.
"Before anything else... Would you mind if I get dressed?"
At this moment, Allen had nothing on his upper body. Antiope was taken aback by Allen's strange request.
"And you?" Allen took advantage of the moment when Antiope was distracted to tell Artemis to take cover.
"Not like this; I'm fine." Said the beautiful redhead before embracing Allen's chest.
"Huh?!" Allen couldn't understand Artemis's words; she hugged him, putting her cheeks on his chest.
Antiope frowned at such an act before her, but when she was about to shout, she felt a terrible killing intent behind her. Without thinking, she jumped to the side, thinking it might be Hercules or even Ares, but no... it was none of that.
"ARTEMIS!"
Diana stepped on the marble floor, breaking it, while glaring at her rival and sister Artemis with intense resentment.
"Diana?" Artemis looked at Diana for a moment, and combat instincts awakened, but they immediately extinguished, and she submerged herself in Allen's chest again.
"Diana, I will hit you tomorrow.... now I'm busy with... this man." Artemis's eyes filled with desire, unable to contain her hormones. Although she also had no idea what to do in this situation, her instincts only told her to stay close to Allen, expecting something from him.
Antiope had never seen her niece so angry and felt that it was very bad to do nothing, but she also felt that if she approached, she herself would be affected.
"Diana... this is not what it looks like." Allen seemed like a husband caught with a lover, trying to justify himself. He had actually come alone to relax, but it turned out to be the opposite.
"Oh, really? Is this what you meant by love being bittersweet?"
Allen felt that behind Diana the illusion of a battle god was forming, at least that's what it seemed to all the spectators and to Allen himself.
"Wait, you can't say this is my fault!" Allen said to the viewers, but we all know he's talking to his girlfriends, who must be very upset because for some reason, Allen keeps charming women wherever he goes. "Seriously, this is not my fault!"
Allen had a point; he hadn't seduced Artemis, but it's a fact that he undressed willingly in front of her and is now carrying her in his arms. Besides, knowing his relationship with Diana, it does seem like he's deceiving her.
[Host...]
'System, do you have a plan?'
[Yes, would you prefer to be buried or cremated?]
"Fuck!"
=== (2)
Rick – Allen is the kind of man who survives an apocalypse but is killed by his wife hahaha
Gwen – Not a bad idea...
MJ – Yeah...
Natasha – ...
===
A/N: You can stop by my patreon to say hi, or join, there are advanced chapters, images Webnovel doesn't like, drafts of new stories, and soon some more stuff :3
Patreon.com/Mr_Aizen
