92 In the Bath with Hestia and Hippolyta

Allen arrived in his third leap to the future where a maiden was taking a bath. This situation is simply absurd.

There were no reactions from Chat because any scene that infringes on Allen's or someone else's privacy is automatically censored or cut by the system unless Allen allows it, which is not going to happen.

Although Allen doesn't have to worry about angering his girlfriends further, it doesn't change the fact that he is in an uncomfortable situation.

'Well, God, you've had your fun! You've dropped me into a bath with a naked girl! What's next? That I comically trip like Rito from To Love Ru and stick my head in a girl's panties?'

Allen began cursing God for everything that was happening to him. Besides, he started feeling like this situation was becoming commonplace. Lately, he always ends up in a forbidden, dangerous, or uncomfortable place and ends up accused of something he hasn't done.

Allen sighed in annoyance and decided to simply accept the situation without futile worry.

The girl in the bathtub with Allen was confused and scared. A stranger entered her bath, looked at her naked, but far from having perverted thoughts, he got angry without reason.

"I know what you're going to do." Allen crossed his arms, looking imposing while squinting at the girl. If he weren't in a bathtub with wet clothes, he would be more imposing. "You're going to scream, right? Well, just do it! I'm getting used to being chased. I dare you! Actually, maybe I should get a nickname like Rito 2.0 or something."

The girl was offended and embarrassed to be scolded without reason. "Why are you getting mad? I'm the one being seen naked!! Ah! What should I do?"

The girl didn't know whether to scream, run, or fight. However, the last two options would expose her to Allen seeing her naked when she left the bathtub. Unable to decide and under Allen's intense gaze, she remained silent.

Allen observed the girl's reactions. She was upset and embarrassed, which was normal. But seeing Allen's reaction without desire or lust, she calmed down a bit. However, she completely hid her body in the bathtub, only revealing her head as she blushed while looking at Allen.

[What are you going to do?]

'I have no freaking idea!' Allen responded to the system. He thought she would scream or, if she's an Amazon, which is most likely in Allen's eyes, she would attack him. But now that she did nothing, Allen didn't know what to do. So, he could only maintain a crossed-arm posture with a fake angry look.

The girl was quite short, but she didn't seem like a child. Allen felt he couldn't judge an Amazon by her appearance due to her long life. Allen thought he should simply disappear using his speed and forget about this.

As for the girl, one thing was clear to her; she couldn't let anyone see her with Allen in this situation.

"Hestia? Are you here?"

The melodic voice of a woman reached the ears of the girl and Allen. Without thinking, she jumped onto Allen and pushed him into the bathtub to hide him. Allen could react, but his mind went blank seeing a busty and naked girl pounce on him out of nowhere.

Hestia was too scared of the situation and did the first thing that came to her mind. She crushed Allen under her body to hide him.

Allen found himself under the most sacred place of Hestia and didn't know what to think. Was this good luck or bad luck?

"Hestia, are you okay? I heard screams and came."

At that moment, a woman with long, white hair, blue eyes, and dressed in white entered. She had a divine beauty, but the stunning thing about her was that if Allen were seeing, he would realize that this goddess's appearance is literally Artemis from Fate Grand Order.

Not only her, Hestia, the petite and busty goddess currently crushing Allen, is the Hestia from the Danmachi anime. Unfortunately, Allen hadn't seen that anime and couldn't recognize her.

This was really absurd. What were two anime waifus doing in a DC universe?! Upon learning, Allen could really affirm that someone was manipulating the world.

"Hello, Artemis..." Hestia responded uncomfortably with red cheeks.

The white-haired goddess was Artemis: The goddess Artemis and the Amazon Artemis are two different people. The reason isn't very complicated; the goddess Artemis blessed the Amazon Artemis with her own name at birth. She did this because she saw transcendental talent with the bow in the fate of the redhead Artemis.

The white-haired goddess looked at her mint-haired friend strangely. "Hestia, are you okay?"

"Hehe, yes, why do you ask?" Hestia responded anxiously while using her hands to keep Allen's head underwater.

Artemis coughed, embarrassed, averting her gaze from Hestia. "... it's nothing, um... but you should stop consuming so much dairy, Hestia..."

Hestia froze and looked down. Then she understood. Due to Allen being there, bubbles were coming up, and it looked like Hestia was having intestinal problems.

Artemis turned around and left to avoid causing more embarrassment to Hestia.

"..." Hestia, on the other hand, turned pale and let Allen out.

"Damn, is this good luck or bad luck? I almost died, but it was in an enviable way for most men..."

[Host, are you taking advantage since your lovers aren't watching to make perverted jokes?]

'...no.'

Dying under a beautiful naked girl must be one of the most glorious ways for a man to die according to gentlemen of culture. Although the girl didn't think so as she was embarrassed and annoyed.

"Bastard, do you have any idea what it means to soil my body?!"

Allen sighed and combed his hair; he was soaked with water. "First of all, it was you who got on top of me."

Hestia pressed her lips with frustration. "That's because you fell into my bath, and no one was supposed to know I was here!"

"And is that so bad? From what I heard, you're Hestia, the goddess of the hearth. I mean, I know you're one of the three pure goddesses of this degenerate pantheon, but you must be millions of years old; it shouldn't be that bad."

"How can you know so much and so little?" Hestia wanted to hit Allen but continued hiding her body. "I am the goddess who protects Olympus. Without me, Olympus would crumble, literally. So Zeus is very careful with me."

"Ehhh..." Allen didn't believe it and mocked, "what kind of backstory is that?"

Allen wasn't an expert in mythology, so he couldn't know how much of it was true, but it sounded like a story invented by Hestia.

Allen didn't know whether to believe it or not, so he lay down in the bathtub thoughtfully. This made Hestia open her eyes and mouth in amazement at such shamelessness. 'You're in front of a beautiful goddess! Shouldn't you show more reaction? In fact, can't you just leave right away, pervert?!' Hestia felt like reality was losing its meaning. She isn't a very recognized goddess, nor does she involve herself with the world, but she remains a principal goddess and Zeus's sister.

"Zeus... huh," Allen thought about Zeus. 'Who is Zeus in DC?'

Various memories of Zeus came to Allen's mind, whether in Marvel or DC. Zeus is not a weak figure. In Marvel, he gave Hulk a beating, though Allen is unaware of this, and it hasn't happened in his universe. However, he knows about DC's Zeus, a powerful bastard capable of kicking Superman and the Justice League's asses easily.

Allen remembered that he didn't have the power of the god of destruction available, so he simply smiled at the goddess and decided to leave quickly without even saying goodbye to Hestia. In fact, Allen made a leap into the future shortly after escaping. His haste was such that he didn't even think about going to greet Diana this time.

Hestia watched as Allen vanished into the air; the goddess sighed in relief and left the bathtub. Water cascaded down her immaculate skin, and her breasts bounced as she walked. Along with Athena and Artemis, Hestia is one of the three goddesses who have never known a man.

This is due to several reasons, including the fact that all male gods in the Olympian pantheon have a very bad reputation for being bastards. There's no god without some black mark in their history. Even Hercules ended up that way. Of course, this is limited to the current universe, who knows if there are more pleasant gods in another universe.

Like other beautiful goddesses, Hestia was courted by many gods. In the end, she had to swear to Zeus that she would always remain a virgin for him to leave her alone.

Hestia was also a goddess who remained isolated, and few visited her. So, after all the embarrassment and fear had subsided, she felt a small sense of loss for not being able to interact with Allen anymore.

"What's happening to me?!"

Hestia immediately shook her head and set aside worldly thoughts; now she had to find Artemis to explain what had happened. Of course, omitting some embarrassing details.

...

Allen arrived ten years into the future and, oh surprise, fell into a large bath... again. But unlike Hestia's bath, this one was much larger and gave the feeling of royalty.

Allen had a bad feeling about finding himself in a similar situation.

*cough*

"..." Allen turned mechanically upon hearing a woman cough. His eyes met the blue eyes of Hippolyta; she was almost entirely naked, relaxing on the edge with a cup of wine and some fruits.

"You've got to be kidding me!" Allen shouted. He exploded due to the mockery; it was the same damn situation as before.

The queen adjusted her wet, blonde hair and looked at Allen with half-closed eyes. "You're very noisy for a pervert who entered my bath..."

"Sorry," Allen apologized immediately, bowing his head.

If Hestia saw his attitude, she would be upset because the bastard treated her with disrespect the whole time. The difference in treatment between them was like heaven and earth.

Although Hestia was older than Hippolyta, she still looked like a busty loli. In contrast, Hippolyta exuded maturity and nobility, something Hestia lacked. So, the goddess could only blame herself.

Hippolyta set her calm eyes on Allen. Forty years had passed since the first time they met, and she began to accept his existence and the fact that Allen wasn't hostile to the Amazons. She still exercised caution toward Allen, but not too much.

Still, in the queen's eyes, there was a certain curiosity about Allen; he was a very peculiar man.

"Interrupting the queen's bath and defiling the queen is a crime, you know?"

"Hey, I haven't touched you!" Allen got annoyed. "If you're going to accuse me of something, it better be something real!"

The queen smiled as if Allen had fallen into her trap. "You're right..."

Allen raised an eyebrow in confusion.

...

'Why?!'

The following events were too surreal for Allen to understand.

Suddenly, he was washing the queen's back. The incredibly attractive blonde was topless, showing her breasts to Allen without any shame, and he had no idea what was happening.

"Queen, don't you have someone to do this for you?"

"I treat all my sisters equally; I would never treat them as servants."

'And with me, it's fine?' Allen trembled for a moment as a vein in his head jumped, but he quickly decided to continue the task. After all, he was used to something like this thanks to Natasha, and bathing a beautiful woman isn't a punishment as such.

Allen continued washing the back; a characteristic of a demigoddess is that her body remains with little muscle because they don't need it to generate super strength. Still, she had a toned and smooth body at the same time.

Hippolyta saw that Allen didn't seem too disturbed by the task and frowned; this wasn't what she was looking for. So the woman extended her arm without saying anything. Allen didn't know to what extent Hippolyta wanted to take this, but he also ran his hands along her slender arm as he cleaned it.

The queen was surprised that he remained unaffected, and this upset her. 'Am I not beautiful anymore?' doubted the queen.

If someone heard that, they would likely curse because she, being immortal, doesn't age and looks like a thirty-year-old woman.

Hippolyta gritted her teeth and did something out of character; she extended her leg toward Allen. She wasn't entirely naked due to a towel covering her most intimate part. However, this movement was too dangerous and provocative.

No Amazon would believe that their queen, the same one who prohibited men on Paradise Island, was performing such an indecent act. Hippolyta blushed slightly, not realizing the extent of what she was doing.

Allen had a weakness for these kinds of mature women, and although deep down, he knew it was wrong to get involved with his mother-in-law, his hands took the beautiful woman's leg in front of him.

Hippolyta let out a small sigh from her lips; it almost seemed like a moan, but neither Allen nor she would admit it. Allen moved his hands along her leg to the lovely foot and back up to the plump and damp thigh. Although from an objective point of view, this was just cleaning, anyone in the world who saw this situation would think it was not normal.

Allen increased his breathing, and Hippolyta blushed more at seeing this. He swallowed, the intimidating queen seemed like a woman in heat as she gave him a provocative look.

Although there was a lingering doubt, how far did they plan to take this?

"..." Hippolyta bit her lips temptingly, forgetting where she was or her position.

Seeing this, Allen couldn't bear it anymore and kissed her. The queen opened her eyes, shocked, but quickly responded with great intensity, as if she had tasted water after dying of thirst in the desert for a thousand years.

The kiss intensified, and both embraced each other.

"...!" None of them realized that someone was observing this from the door in a state of shock.

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