91 Death by snu-snu!!
Diana brought Allen back to Themyscira, but she was scolded by her mother. However, her anger was much milder than usual, perhaps due to Allen's presence, which made the queen uncomfortable as her eyes wandered to Allen from time to time.
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There were two important details to address: Allen couldn't stay in that era for long, and he didn't know whether to travel through the world or not. Based on the information from the Amazons, Allen assumed it must be between the 16th and 17th centuries, leaving him with more than three hundred years until the modern era.
Allen had to make a decision – whether to go to the ancient world or simply leap to the future in Themyscira.
"It was too dangerous," Allen said while eating an apple, sitting on a monument.
If Allen changed the past, he risked creating a completely different world, for better or worse. It was too much responsibility and risk.
Of course, on Paradise Islands, that danger was minimal, given that being a society where everyone had very long lives, things hardly changed. Allen could jump a hundred years into the future and find everything the same on Themyscira.
Allen went to find Diana to talk to her.
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Unexpectedly, Diana wasn't upset to hear that. In fact, she suggested that Allen jump directly three hundred years into the future. As expected, goddesses feel the passing of time differently.
Allen shook his head and decided to make small jumps of ten years into the future, spending some days there. Diana smiled and hugged him, but then she got embarrassed and ran away.
Allen laughed, finding it amusing to see someone who, in the future, would be such an imposing woman acting like a lovestruck schoolgirl.
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The first time Allen jumped, he wondered, 'Is there a need to go to the present?'
[Host...]
"Ugh..."
Allen had the bad habit of thinking of a better option after choosing a worse one.
While 95% of relevant events in DC happen in the twentieth and twenty-first centuries, Allen had no need to get involved in anything outside of creating content and collecting fragments.
Allen decisively looked at the sky and left the forest to go towards Themyscira and talk to Diana. He planned to stay in the present and simply pass the time here; there were hundreds of DC Earths to explore in the modern era.
Allen arrived in the Themyscira city a bit uncomfortable, although it was just a few seconds for him, ten years had passed. Maybe at this point, they had forgotten him, and they might attack him.
At the entrance were two Amazon guards: a tall woman with marked muscles, tan skin, and brown hair, and another tall blonde woman with fair skin and amber eyes. Both were beautiful, like most Amazons, but they had an intimidating presence.
"Good morning..." Allen said with a confident smile to the pair, although deep down, he was ready to run. Of course, the other option he had was to kick the Amazons' asses, but that's something Allen didn't want to do.
Both women looked at him with different expressions. The brunette frowned with disdain, "...don't get confused, man, we only tolerate you because of the queen's order!"
The blonde woman smiled apologetically, "Apologize for her; she's still upset about Ares' second blatant invasion."
Allen was speechless at their responses. "Huh? But that happened ten years ago?"
"It's true, Xeina. Ten years have passed; forget it, or you'll get wrinkles," the blonde said, teasing and mocking.
Xeina snorted, "Even after a hundred years, I'll still feel indigestion remembering his face!" She added, looking suspiciously at her companion, "Daphne, why are you so friendly with him?"
"Why?" The blonde looked at Allen for a moment; Allen wasn't short, but he wasn't exceptionally tall either. He had avoided mentioning that fact, but compared to them, both women were tall Amazons with heights of 6'5 and 6'6 (1.97 and 2.01). "Because he's cute, and I feel like hugging him~"
"..."
Allen was a head shorter than them, and his mind shifted to a Futurama episode, remembering the phrase "death by snu-snu."
Allen shook his head and became serious; however glorious that death may be, he has a family waiting at home.
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– Death by snu-snu!!
– Death by snu-snu xd
– Death by snu-snu lol
– Death by snu-snu!
– Death by snu-snu!!!
"Shut up, idiots!" Allen couldn't help but yell at his silly chat, which started saying what he was thinking. Remember that there's a function that prevents people from seeing Allen talk to his chat if he doesn't allow it.
[Host, they say the community and its content creator are very alike; I think they know you well and thought the same as you.]
Allen ignored the system because he'll never admit that, especially when his girls are watching him with arms crossed, waiting for him to commit more adultery.
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In the end, the Amazons let Allen pass. Allen looked back to say goodbye and saw Xeina, the brunette, with crossed arms, snorting, and the friendly blonde, Daphne, waving goodbye.
Allen reflected on what happened and came to the conclusion he already sensed. For the Amazons, ten years didn't seem like a long time. Of course, this was also due to the environment. Perhaps in the human world, where ten years is a significant time, it would be different. Still, here Allen didn't have to worry about the passage of time.
When Allen reached Diana, she was preparing grape wine using an ancient method of stomping on grapes directly.
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– Many people complain when wine is prepared that way, but God, I would buy every bottle of wine made by the feet of goddesses!
The women in the chat repudiated that comment, and the cultured men understood with sympathy.
Allen lamented living in an era where people buy saliva and dirty water from cute girls.
Allen observed for a while without interrupting. He felt a bit reluctant about alcohol due to his recent experience. No one wants to imagine what would happen if he got drunk in Themyscira!
Gwen – Allen Walker... I swear, if you end up having an orgy with thousands of Amazons, I'll castrate you!
Allen turned pale, he could feel the murderous intent behind Gwen's comment.
"I'm not going to do it!, I'm not a complete degenerate, hehe... he." Allen lacked confidence in himself.
'System, don't you dare lower my resistance to altered states for any reason!'
[At your service, host, let's protect your offspring, hehehe.]
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Diana greeted Allen and took a break; they talked later. Diana told him that last year there was a bad harvest, and they went through a difficult time. Five years ago, she managed to defeat Artemis. Then the redhead said she was going to train in isolation and apologized for not being there when Allen appeared.
Allen smiled incredulously. He knows that people train in the mountains, but according to Diana, Artemis did it five years ago, and she doesn't seem to intend to return soon.
Allen wanted to spend time with Diana and limited himself to greeting the queen and Antiope. In the following days, Diana and Allen spent time hunting together and helping to build a marble building. The columns weighed several tons, but for Diana and Allen were like moving dry branches.
At night, Allen stayed in a guarded place, despite Diana's pouting.
"Diana, do you want an adventure with a man?" Hippolyta added, "You're a girl scared of horror stories; you still have two centuries to be with a man at night."
"Mom, you promised you wouldn't tell anyone, and I'm not going to do anything with Allen!"
"Really?" the queen smiled with undisguised mockery. Allen could only offer his condolences to Diana; she lacked the ability to win an argument against Hippolyta.
"No, um... I mean..." Diana couldn't answer and gave up, embarrassed.
Diana hadn't thought about the implications of staying with Allen overnight; now she was incapable of looking at him due to embarrassment.
After a fun week, Allen jumped ten years into the future again.
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Allen arrived at the entrance of Themyscira, and Daphne and Xeina were there. Daphne greeted Allen kindly with a smile, but Xeina just snorted.
This time Diana was on a mission and couldn't be present. Allen greeted all the Amazons he saw, but there was still some discomfort in the air.
Allen decided to visit the training ground and found Antiope there. Allen couldn't stand it and decided to practice a bit with the great demigoddess warrior.
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The match ended in a draw, although Allen was clearly inferior in sword skill, his strength and reflexes compensated.
"You're a novice, right?" Antiope said, giving Allen something to drink as he sat in the shade of a tree.
"Well, I won't say I'm an expert; in the end, I only know about swords what I could learn in real combat."
Whether it was Gojo, Sukuna, or Beerus, none of them were suitable to be a master swordsman. However, this response surprised Antiope.
'A genius? No, I could feel that his sword lacked a unique technique, but there was an exorbitant amount of experience mixed with the weight of life. It's not something a human child achieves at his age; only someone who has risked his life on many battlefields could.'
"Come on, I'll give you a couple of lessons," Antiope sighed but then snorted, "You're a perverted brat, starting with the most difficult but lacking the basics!"
"Was calling me a perverted brat necessary?" Allen complained but eventually accepted being taught by Antiope. She's a demigoddess with a thousand years of experience; there's no better sword training master.
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After a day, Allen improved a lot in posture and basic positioning. They were minor details, but they greatly improved his skill.
"So, you can change the size of your sword, but you don't use it in combat?" Antiope closed her eyes, and a vein on her head popped, "Are you foolish?!"
"Hey, that offends me; I'm not foolish."
Allen tried to defend himself, but it was true that he hadn't thought of using that ability with Crown Saber.
His innocence, when in Crown Clown state, is very versatile. It can elongate and stretch for miles, become as resistant as titanium and as malleable as fabric. It can turn into energy shields or split and join together, becoming as thin as threads or as thick as a steel beam. However, this feature isn't displayed when innocence takes the form of a sword.
– "Aren't you even using that sword?" –
Allen remembered Sukuna's words with displeasure. He got frustrated and held Crown Saber in his hand.
"Hey, everyone is underestimating me too much; look at this!"
Allen pointed the tip of the sword forward. Suddenly, the atmosphere around Allen changed, and a strange energy began to be expelled from him. It wasn't Haki, and it wasn't cursed energy; this energy originated from the innocence itself.
Allen hadn't realized it; he just came up with a fun idea to make a joke, so he remembered the lamentable Ichimaru Gin from Bleach who died at the hands of Aizen.
"Bankai: Kamishini no Yari (Spear that Kills Gods)"
Innocence has an incredible feature: the longer it passes, the more powerful it becomes. The more synchronized it is with its bearer, the more power it obtains.
Allen managed to use it at two hundred percent, thanks to a mysterious feature that Crown Clown had called (Unlock). As the name hinted, it was as if someone had removed the limit on this innocence.
Why? Who? How?
These are questions that have no answers at the moment. One sure thing is that Allen is underestimating Crown Clown too much.
The innocence, faithful to its master, responded to Allen's desires. In Allen's image, the process was there, and the innocence reproduced it perfectly.
"Bankai: Kamishini no Yari..."
Along with Allen's sentence, Crown Saber turned into dust, disintegrating and materializing. In an instant, the sword's blade had grown several miles; it was an instantaneous and almost unavoidable thrust.
Antiope, the demigoddess with monstrous combat abilities and inhuman battle instincts, couldn't react. Realizing, she opened her eyes, and there was a sword's edge next to her cheek that had made a small cut. Antiope stepped back while Allen was astonished.
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– That was freaking awesome!
– Poor Gin, I still remember your departure TT
– Gin could have been a great help against Ywach, but he died for the sake of the plot :"(
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Allen spent a couple of hours apologizing to Antiope, and it wasn't until he used his cooking skills to prepare a feast for the Amazon that she forgave him.
After leaving his new swordsmanship master, Allen checked his innocence's information again.
[Innocence – Unknown Grade – A mysterious artifact sent by an anonymous person. Strangely, this innocence has a perfect compatibility with Allen Walker, as if you were born with it attached to your arm.]
Allen could only sigh at the mystery of Crown Clown. After his system and the sex dolls, one could say that innocence is the biggest mystery because it seems to be linked to his past.
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Allen made a third leap into the future. Something that hasn't been mentioned is that each time he makes a ten-year jump, Allen appears in different places but always near where he did it.
This time, he didn't appear in the forest but fell into a bathtub.
He didn't realize that there was a naked, voluptuous, and very beautiful girl looking at him in shock. She had long black hair and blue eyes, and you'd notice that she is short, at Rebecca's level.
She's a goddess who stays away from all men and vowed to remain a virgin for eternity to avoid a war. Now, this pure goddess was naked with Allen in a bathtub.
Allen noticed the girl and was paralyzed for a moment; she did the same.
"Haha... ha, I'm going to be chased again, right?" Allen laughed with helplessness.
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A/N: Death by snu-snu! hahaha
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