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My name is Allen Walker. I lived a quiet and uneventful life until I got into trouble with the school's ultimate bully, Flash Thomson. It was worth it because I was able to protect my friend Gwen and help out a poor guy named Peter Parker. That's right... my life was turned upside down with my school problems. I somehow ended up tangled with bullies like Flash and his rich friend Harry Osborn, and the three beauties of the school, Gwen Stacy, Felicia Hardy, and Mary Jane. I understood why Gwen was there, as she's my friend, but I couldn't understand why the other two girls were interested in me. My destiny should have been getting beaten up by the school bullies, but luckily, I received unexpected help from a miraculous entity called the "The Absolute Content Creator System". This system mainly operates based on viewers and the popularity I gain by providing great content in my world. But somehow, I'm now live-streaming in the middle of the Superman vs. Doomsday fight... yes, it sounds very dangerous and stupid. No one told me I'd be going to the DC world to livestream?! Darkseid is going to kill me!! My aunt Natasha would scream at me for the stupidity I was committing, and she would be right, I mean, I'm streaming it to my world! But I have to be here, even if it's stupid and dangerous. The reason? I have a huge debt of one million dollars because I accidentally ordered a hundred fantasy waifu sex dolls... which have come to life for some reason. Yeah, things are getting complicated!! It sounds insane, but it's real. The first doll was Wednesday Addams, who tried to stab me, and the second was 2B from Nier: Automata, who treated me like her master... I won't complain about that. A bit confusing? Let's recap: - I live in a world that the system calls Marvel... I'm not sure if I should be worried. - I was a normal teenager making YouTube videos and streams, not very popular... – I got involved with the school beauties and that earned me the hatred of the bullies... ¿why? - I was chosen by a system related to content creation. - During a stream, my chat played a prank on me, and I ended up accidentally ordering a hundred very expensive sex dolls that left me in a one-million-dollar debt. - These dolls are coming to life for some reason. - To pay off that debt, I have to use the system that sends me to DC and broadcast craziness like Batman being captured by the Joker or some villain fighting the Justice League. It's not all bad. With a system like in the manga, I become stronger the more popular I get. I gain powers that only appear in comics and anime, and many other things. But, as I said, my world is not normal, and I'll end up getting involved in dangerous things. I knew that when a one-eyed man appeared at my door and said, "Do you know about the Avengers Initiative?"... I think I should definitely be worried about that. While things are bad with all that, my chat is full of trolls and assholes. To make matters worse, my congenital bad luck leads me into stupid and dangerous situations all the time. For example: entering Harley Quinn's room and having relations with her while the Joker is nearby or kicking Darkseid in the balls... Maybe I'll get killed soon, but if not, I'll continue live-streaming the best content on social media... I just hope the system doesn't stream to strange places. If you want to read chapters in advance, be able to see the images that webnovel does not want and support me here I leave you my patreon. Patreon.com/_Aizen A/N: Hello, I hope you like this story and support it. English is not my native language, so I hope you don't mind the grammatical errors.

Mr_Aizen · Anime & Comics
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243 Shield collapses, collective rage against the pervert, Allen Walker.

Loki had returned, but unlike in the original story, his face did not bear the same confidence and tranquility of a narcissistic villain.

Loki had been affected, his mother's pleas, his brother's accusations, and his father's scoldings echoing in his head as he killed humans.

Loki convinced himself that his actions served a purpose; he convinced himself that no matter the sacrifices, the world would be better if he ruled.

"Loki was born to be a king, to be a king."

Loki shot a bolt of lightning, piercing through an agent.

"All the sacrifice necessary to become king is insignificant compared to the glory my reign will bring."

Loki used his magic to control two agents, making them shoot at each other. An agent grabbed him by the neck, but Loki, being super strong, freed himself, grabbed the agent by the neck, and broke it.

"Why don't they understand?!"

Loki created a shield to defend himself from bullets, then controlled two M4s from the ground, making them shoot at all the agents.

Loki grabbed an arrow from Hawkeye and threw it at a wall before it exploded.

Loki looked mockingly at Clint Barton. "I won't fall twice for the same trick, mortal!"

"I figured," Clint scoffed, wiping away Loki's smug look.

Loki looked down and saw an arrow stuck in front of his feet. "You're despicable, mortal" Loki smiled without disdain this time at Hawkeye before being enveloped in an explosion. As the God of Lies, he appreciates cunning traps.

Clint looked at Fury and the Tesseract; he needed to get both out of there and away from Loki. Of course, a small explosion wouldn't kill a god.

Clint turned and saw Fury standing but he sensed that there was something wrong with Fury.

"Director, we need to go!" Hawkeye didn't let this feeling pass and just as Clint was about to aim at Fury with his bow, he stopped as Loki's scepter was at his chest.

"You have good eyesight..." said Loki as the illusion that transformed him into Fury disappeared.

"Kuh..." A strange energy entered Clint's body and escalated to his head.

"You're a troublesome, deceitful, and merciless mortal," Loki's initially angry face calmed and he smiled smugly. "But you're a suitable mortal to serve me."

Hawkeye's mind began to cloud, losing control of his body.

Fury took the Tesseract while Loki controlled Hawkeye and subsequently Dr. Selvig.

"Stop right there, mortal," Loki said, halting Fury. The God of Lies looked at Fury with disdain. "I need that."

Fury began to stall for time, hoping Allen would read the message, but he didn't know what crazy situation Allen was in. Loki ordered Hawkeye to shoot, and he did without hesitation.

Interestingly, Hawkeye, famous for never missing a shot, didn't kill Fury or shoot him in the head, but Loki didn't notice this.

"We need to go, sir," Clint said. "This place will collapse... but the bigger issue will tear through the roof in a few minutes."

Loki remembered Allen and, though he hated to admit it, he couldn't defeat him. The three left; they encountered several agents, but accompanied by Hawkeye, no one stood in their way.

Except for a beautiful woman with short hair and a stern look who stopped Clint at the entrance.

"Who is he?" Maria asked, seeing Loki climb into a vehicle.

"They didn't inform me," Clint replied. It must be admitted that Loki's control was terrifying, even trained agents to detect lies were deceived.

Of course, considering that both the Skrulls and Hydra are infiltrated in SHIELD, the agents' detection capabilities would need to be reevaluated.

"Maria... It's Barton... he betrayed us!" Fury said through her communicator.

Maria immediately rolled to the ground to avoid Clint killing her. There was an exchange of gunfire, but Loki escaped.

...

(One minute later)

Fury got out and quickly climbed into the last vehicle with Maria and they both escaped as the huge facility collapsed.

Fury looked with regret at the situation; not only did he lose the Tesseract, Hawkeye, Selvig, and a facility worth five hundred million, but he also lost the lives of many agents.

Coulson had said the evacuation would end in half an hour; Fury hurried it, but it didn't take half an hour from the time Fury arrived at the lab to when Loki arrived through the portal.

"Fury pulled out the intercom, which lit up with a symbol..."

"Director?"

"I don't want to hesitate to call for reinforcements... something tells me this time it won't just be Loki."

...

In the depths of space, a figure could be seen flying like a comet, with a feminine body, a red, blue, and gold suit with a star on her chest.

The woman felt the vibration of an old intercom.

"Fury?" She took it and saw a distress message from Earth and immediately changed course.

...

Allen had a vacant look as he started the stream. This time, there was no greeting to his loyal viewers because his mind was numb to his situation.

Allen looked up at the sky filled with news helicopters pointing their cameras at him.

Ruby – WTF Allen? Is the news thing true?!

Rogue – Oh my god hahahahaha.

Felicia – This is weird even for you.

Gwen – Is this for real?!

MJ – Did you take something?!

Natasha – Darling?!

Viewers from other worlds couldn't understand why Marvel people were so shocked. Allen himself was equally confused; somehow the situation was too surreal to grasp.

...

The news channels went crazy.

- [Yes, we are flying over the Big Apple right now; traffic is completely stopped because a herd of deer is roaming the streets.]

- [DEER! That's right, dear viewers, there are hundreds of deer on the streets of New York.]

- [Latest updates reveal that leading the herd are two people riding among the deer, could it be Allen Walker?!]

...

Allen looked at the girl sitting cross-legged with arms folded on the large deer beside him. Allen was also mounted on a deer.

How did he get into this situation? Nokotan wanted to be helpful and told Allen she had a way to find Bocchi; she whistled, and a bunch of deer emerged from everywhere.

Why?!

Over time, Allen would learn not to ask "why" about situations involving Nokotan.

Allen mounted a deer and with Nokotan, they traversed the avenues searching for Bocchi. According to Nokotan's reasoning, they didn't need to find Bocchi; if they did something like this, Bocchi wouldn't be able to resist the cuteness of the deer and would come out of hiding to pet them.

Allen had many objections to this plan, but somehow he didn't feel like arguing.

Rick – Good god, you've really managed to find a troublesome creature this time.

Rick's expression was not mocking; knowing even Rick found a character like Nokotan annoying only discouraged Allen further.

Allen sighed.

"Oh my, Brother, are you sad? Don't worry, we'll find your Bocchi," Nokotan raised the top of her head as if it were the lid of a jar.

"Kenjaku?!"

Allen's shocked reaction was shared by many, except instead of seeing a gruesome image like Kenjaku from JJK, there was nothing; it seemed hollow. Nokotan put her hand inside her head, and screams and noises of a thousand hells came out from there.

"I'll give you this to make you feel better~," said Nokotan, handing Allen some herbs she had taken out of her head. It wasn't fruit or vegetables; literally, she had given him garden herbs.

Allen looked at the herbs, then at Nokotan, then at the herbs again, and when he looked back at Nokotan, she was embarrassed with flushed cheeks.

"Nah~ don't fall for me so soon~"

Allen felt a vein in his head about to explode. This girl may mean well, but everything she does lacks sense to the point of desperation.

Gwen – She is you when you are drunk haha haha *Gwen laughed so hard that she knocked over a cup of coffee.

Natasha – Karma

Jackblack – Take that! Hahaha, baby, drink some of your sh*t, Walker!

...

Allen resisted the urge to hit everyone laughing in the Chat and continued his search despite the situation; he had to find Bocchi.

Allen bought a cowboy hat and a saddle from the system and immediately mounted his deer, deciding he didn't care about being the laughingstock of the world.

The image of Cowboy Allen filled social media; somehow the son of a b*tch managed to look cool riding a deer in New York.

...

Allen explained his situation to his chat; it was too late to hide many things. People had the idea that Allen created waifus with his powers, as absurd as that was. However, with the revelation of the multiverse, they started speculating that these were the original waifus, but there was nothing to confirm it, and Allen never answered when asked.

People had gotten used to seeing anime women in real life accompanying Allen. However, with the Wednesday incident, people began to wonder many things.

This time, Allen decided to reveal part of the truth.

McDragon – Let me get this straight... now and then, a beautiful woman arrives for you by mail?

"Not that I asked for it..." Allen shrugged.

McDragon – Hehe... AAAAHHHHHHGGGGG!!! (User disconnected)

PercyJ – Even though I'm frustrated by such a situation; it makes no sense!

– Screw you, Allen!

– I can't believe it!

– Man, this isn't fair!!

– God plays favorites...

– I envied you, I envied you a lot, but I accepted it because I thought they were copies made with your powers. Now you're telling me you've got the real deal with Makima?! F*ck you!

– AAALLLEEEN! go back to Harry Potter, how dare you leave my waifu behind!!

– Wait, are you saying you're stealing heroines from other worlds?! That's not right...*This guy hit his head against the wall because he was so envious.

"Wait! There's a misunderstanding! They're not my slaves; they have thoughts and free will."

– Wait, so you've charmed several waifus with your own ability?! WTF... well, that deserves respect, brother.

– Kill that pervert!

...

Allen spent ten minutes stopping the Chat's speculations, then stopped as he felt something inside his clothes.

"Wh...?"

Allen thought it was Timcampy, but he was asleep in the refrigerator, inside Allen's refrigerator.

Allen felt disgusted, thinking maybe it was a rat, but then he heard a panicked whimper from a girl, followed by heavy breathing and then calm.

"It's comfortable..." murmured a girl.

She climbed and stuck her head through Allen's shirt collar. It was Hitori Goto, a mini version of Bocchi.

Judging by her confused and slightly blushing face, she had no idea how she ended up inside Allen's clothes.

Allen himself was stunned by this. He was used to having Wednesday, Rebecca, and even Esdeath on his head and shoulders, but none of them had ever crawled into his clothes.

Bocchi looked around curiously; she had a calm look as she analyzed the situation, like a slug that found a safe shell and was now a snail.

"Let me explain!" Nokotan intervened, wearing a fake beard, glasses, and a lab coat.

"Bocchi has powers capable of manifesting her emotions and desires to some extent in the world," Nokotan approached mini Bocchi and stroked her head with a finger. "Bocchi-chan must have been so desperate for a haven that her powers acted and brought her to the safest place in the world..."

Bocchi looked shocked, then stared rigidly upwards and looked at Allen.

"Hello, Bocchi," Allen greeted with an ironic smile; how could he be mad at such a pitiful girl?

Bocchi screamed and immediately jumped out of Allen's clothes, but a second later, she returned inside.

"Huh?!"

In a panic, Bocchi tried again, but when she came out, she was teleported back into Allen's clothes.

Allen was a man with great mental fortitude, but this situation was too embarrassing. So he muted the sound so that not even his viewers could hear him.

People simply watched Allen talking to Bocchi for a while; she went from fear to confusion, then cried and was comforted by Allen. Eventually, she looked at him as Allen seemed to promise her something.

Bocchi nodded and smiled...

Gilgamesh – Hahaha, as expected of my friend! A few moments are enough for him.

Bocchi could see the Chat screens and was embarrassed; she hid inside Allen's clothes but immediately felt like a pervert and stuck her head out through the front of Allen's shirt collar.

"I can't take this anymore!"

Rebecca appeared and immediately tried to crawl into Allen's clothes, but he stopped her with a dark look.

"What are you doing?" Allen asked, sensing that the situation was already improving but got worse again.

"It's not fair that only she can get into your pants!"

"I-I didn't get into his pants, just his shirt!" Bocchi-chan protested, embarrassed; despite her anxiety, unlike Komi, she could communicate to some extent with others and didn't want them to think she was a pervert.

"Rebecca, don't make me punish you..."

"Hehe, go ahead, I've endured nights alone with you, I can handle more ❤️~"

Allen was paralyzed, as were over a hundred million people, even Rebecca, who was shameless, realized she shouldn't have said that.

[Don't worry host, remember Rebecca is canonically twenty years old]

'Hehe somebody kill me...'

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A/N:Certainly Rebecca is a year older than Allen but explain that to the people on Twitter XD

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