187 187 Allen vs Teen Titans, I'm a villain, for real this time.

Allen had made a decision; he must become a villain, a real one this time, commit questionable acts, perhaps get arrested, maybe even get beaten up and thrown into jail.

This way, he could balance the scales!

[Host...]

'System, just look at me!'

While all those thoughts were going through his head, he was relaxing by the pool at Emma Watson's house.

Not only that, she wore a Hermione Granger cosplay to welcome him home, which Allen was grateful for, that's two good things happening to him already today and it's only morning.

Allen was not far behind and brought her roses and a gift.

They had breakfast together and went to her pool to sunbathe and talk.

Allen realized what it was like to be a Hollywood star, while other girls his age suffered in shared college dorms, she already had a house with a pool. Although she lived alone, so it was not an excessively large mansion.

"I think I'll sell this house," Emma said, reclining in a chair by the pool while Allen applied sunscreen to her back.

"It seems like a nice place. Don't you like it?" Allen smiled, he had been worried about their relationship, but unexpectedly it was progressing well.

A smile appeared on her face. "I used to spend a lot of time traveling, but it's exhausting. I've thought about leaving the entertainment world after finishing Harry Potter; now I just want to live in a peaceful place with someone... I like."

Allen noticed the shy tone in Emma's last words, so he smiled and gave her a pat on the backside.

"Ah!"

"Hahaha," Allen laughed, and she looked at him in amazement, not understanding what was happening. "Is this apartment in the building where I live?" Allen teased.

Emma shook her head. She had thought about it more than once, but she knew Allen hid his identity. If she were to buy an apartment in Allen's building, it would be like shouting that Allen Walker lives there.

Allen told her not to worry; she could dress up as Hermione, and people would believe she brought another waifu into the real world. She laughed at this and thought it was a good tactic.

...

Allen visited Megan at her apartment in Los Angeles. Despite their complicated relationship, he didn't intend to treat them like objects. So he brought flowers and planned to take her out to dinner. However, when she opened the door, Megan, in a nightgown, pulled him inside.

There was an ambiguous atmosphere, with low lighting, scented candles, and rose petals on the floor. Allen couldn't appreciate this before being dragged into a room. When he realized what was happening, he began to take the initiative and ended up showing Megan his place.

She seemed to have been lost in the desert and dying of thirst, so they barely exchanged words until five hours later when they found themselves lying on the bed.

Allen was worried about Megan. Unlike Emma, the bad press hadn't been kind to her. She had been accused of many things like being promiscuous, a bitch, and much more.

It's ridiculous, but she's in the same situation. However, the reaction towards her compared to Emma's is very negative.

Unexpectedly, Megan smiled as she lay on Allen. "I don't care; just let them talk," were her self-assured words without the slightest fear of anything or anyone."

"Even if it doesn't bother you, it bothers me..." Allen took out his phone and posted a tweet with only a few words. "I dislike how badly they're treating Megan. I don't think she's done anything to deserve this level of shit."

After reading it, Megan laughed. "Do you know the storm this will cause?"

"I almost got killed by two aliens, a group of people sitting behind PCs will not scare me.."

Megan laughed, and Allen pushed her for a second round.

Saturday ended, and the next morning, Allen woke up in her bed. Next to Allen stood a sweaty naked beauty.

Allen couldn't think of anything that could go wrong this week, which just gave him chills.

So on Sunday, Allen decided to stop relying on luck and left Megan's apartment.

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[On live]

"People, we have a serious problem!"

– Hello master (⁠｡⁠•̀_⁠-⁠)⁠✧

– Wasah my fellow~

– Hi Allen, as elegant as usual, good man ^⁠_⁠^

JackBlack – You're my favorite pastime, my man hahaha I love your love affairs; it's like my soap opera.

Tony – Don't forget we have plans; don't disappear all week.

Hulk – Hulk is bored, Strong friend does not play with the Hulk!

Charles – I wish this time there wouldn't be anything too crazy.

Aphrodite – Glad to see you, my dear Allen~

Hestia – Huh?! Aphrodite didn't write anything obscene; it's the end of the world!! :⁠0

Artemis – It can't be; there must be a mistake!!

"I'm glad to see you all. I know there are many cases to discuss, but I would like your attention for a moment."

– I hope you're not wasting my time:v

"Actually... you're all bit... Never mind!" Allen coughed and pulled himself together "My life has been good these days, and that's a damn problem!!"

Allen proceeded to explain the situation to his viewers, as he repeated the same story for the tenth time. People began to react in ways that annoyed Allen.

– So you're not bragging about Emma Watson cosplaying as Hermione for you -_-

– Wtf! I would trade my soul for a date with three women; what are you complaining about?!

"You bastards don't understand; I'm Allen Walker! When I was ten, a cute girl confessed to me... an hour later, I was kidnapped!

– Eh...

"When I was seven, I won a trip to Disneyland... I got hit by a car the next morning.

– That's it...

"When I was thirteen... a group of Milfs kidnapped me...

– Poor Allen...

– Wait, what?!

– Is he kidding me?!

"I know it's hard to believe, but the mothers of my schoolmates took advantage of a meeting to take me away. They gave me a lot of sweets while watching me... I didn't know what awaited me, but inside my innocent heart there was hope as Superman said, never give up hope..."

– Motherf*cker what's the bad part?!

Allen's gaze darkened, "Before anything happened, my aunt broke down the door and rescued me!"

Natasha – ...

"They showed me paradise and snatched me away from it!"

– Oh Man, that's horrible.

– Bro, I'm sorry for what I said; you've really suffered.

– I'm surprised you didn't become a villain D:

– My man, don't worry; we're all with you! o7

– Fallen soldier!

– Call a doctor!!!

The gaze of the women close to Allen became as icy as icebergs but they did not comment for now.

"I'm fine," Allen wiped away a tear and looked with determination. "These days, my life has been too good; I feel like the universe is giving me a last supper."

Aside from jokes and teasing, the Chat became serious. Many no longer thought Allen was crazy his paranoia was starting to make sense, making people anxious.

"Don't worry my people I was thinking of a solution, and I came up with looking for bad luck, punishment, and the like."

...

Allen changed into a black tactical suit and a black military vest, along with a mask with half a smile and half a frown.

Allen summoned Judgement and placed it on his waist.

Allen paused and addressed the Chat. "This is for the good of everyone and my mental stability."

Allen stepped out of the van with Rebecca, who was dressed similarly.

Allen burst into a bank. "Hands up!"

"Don't move, bitches!!" Rebecca fired a shot into the ceiling with her shotgun.

Everyone panicked and dropped to the floor. A guard tried to reach for his weapon, but Judgement's mouth aimed at his head.

"You know, there's a very famous saying: 'The pantheons are full of heroes and the brave... Don't try it," Allen disarmed him.

The guard, feeling a cold sweat down his back, lay on the floor without further resistance. Rebecca, on the other hand, wasn't as kind; she punched one of the guards in the stomach, and the other managed to shoot her, but the bullets bounced off her.

Rebecca's eyes lit up, and she disappeared. She moved at great speed to reach behind the guard's back and hit him with the butt of her shotgun, knocking him unconscious.

"Yeah, the Sandevistan 'Apex' is pretty stable, although I wish the cooldown were faster," Rebecca remarked.

Rebecca had begun to recreate the cyber ware from her time and world; Allen was surprised to see her do this. Literally, it involved removing pieces of oneself and replacing them with cybernetic parts. Although this process was extreme, Rebecca didn't need to worry about it because of her doll capabilities; she could change from a fully "chromed" version to a "human" version and vice versa whenever she wanted.

Allen asked her why she cared about it if, in her world, it was normal to replace parts with cyberware. She said it didn't bother her, but she admitted that the metal parts weren't comfortable for sex. Allen laughed at that.

...

Allen walked towards the cash boxes and demanded the money. The manager immediately complied because she understood they weren't ordinary robbers.

Once the bag was filled, Allen left the bank and got into his van with Rebecca to escape. She pointed her finger at the guards chasing them.

Nikky – Unlike last time, this time there is a real robbery.

Felicia – Hee hee~

Natasha – I don't fully understand this, but I support you.

MariaH – I hope you're right, Allen...

Athena – Stealing will never be noble, but I agree with you; there's something fishy about this whole situation.

Allen deliberately drove at a slow speed. At that moment, a car that looked like a monster truck with large tires appeared.

Inside the imposing vehicle were two people Allen knew very well: Robin and Beast Boy. Allen could see their bloodshot eyes.

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– Robin seems completely crazy.

– I wouldn't be surprised if Beast Boy wanted to eat you, literally.

– Hahaha, it seems Robin can sit down now.

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Beast Boy jumped out of the vehicle and transformed into a very large rhinoceros to block the road. Allen stopped his vehicle and got out.

"What have we here, Green Boy, and I Can't Be Batman, hahaha."

"Damn, I know who you are!" shouted Robin to hide his anger.

"You can hide your face, but I recognize your smell."

"Oh man, that's gross; did you acquire a taste for men after Robin?" Allen scoffed.

Robin attacked Allen with several exploding weapons. Allen smiled with pleasure and opened his arms to receive the attack; he hadn't even activated the Infinite.

After all, his goal was to be hurt and arrested.

Several explosions enveloped Allen. Robin had a stupid look on his face because he thought he saw Allen embracing the attack willingly.

The smoke cleared, and the ground was damaged, but Allen remained unharmed. Allen looked up, surprised, at Robin and Beast Boy. His neurons connected, and he shouted arrogantly, "What's wrong, you fucking heroes! Can't even hurt me?!"

Robin snapped out of his shock and furiously pulled out more throwing weapons, but Beast Boy stepped forward and transformed into a T-rex.

The green dinosaur charged and attacked Allen, who once again welcomed the attack with open arms.

The beast bit Allen and then shook him violently for a few seconds.

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Artemis – Hey, is he okay?!

Gwen–Allen apologized in advance and he said he was going to let them hurt him a little...

MJ – But that thing is shaking him like a toy; aren't heroes supposed to not kill?!

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Raven and Starfire watched from the air; they already knew Allen was going to do this, and although they didn't understand why Allen pretended to be a villain, they didn't oppose him. Their relationship with him had become close.

Robin felt his anger dissipate and ran to stop his companion. They were heroes; they didn't kill unless it was impossible to avoid. "Beast Boy, don't kill him!" Robin shouted.

The green T-rex realized his own actions and let go of Allen, scared. However, upon releasing him, he realized that Allen was completely unharmed. In fact, Allen had an emotionless look on his face.

He got up and grabbed his coat. "What are you doing, Clown Crown?!" Allen shouted furiously.

Allen tried to deactivate the protection of his innocence, but it flatly refused, like a teenager in a rebellious phase.

Allen struggled with his clothes while Robin and Beast Boy looked on in shock.

"Wait, this didn't work!" Allen exclaimed. "I know; I'll lie on the ground, and you guys hit me with everything you've got!"

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Rick – Hahaha, are you asking to be beaten up?!

Yuri – Hahaha, this makes it seem like humans in weird costumes are weaklings.

Hulk – Hahahaha, Hulk amused, Hulk wants to participate!!

Robin turned red with anger because, as the Chat said, it seemed like Allen was mocking them for not being able to hurt him.

Clown Crown moved, a fist formed from the mantle and punched Robin in the face, causing him to lose a couple of teeth and crash into a car. Then he punched Beast Boy in the stomach but ten times harder, leaving him equally unconscious.

"...a" Allen was speechless but quickly pulled himself together "This isn't working... it's time for plan B!"

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Aizen – Do you have replacement plans? That's interesting...

Urahara – I was wondering what was going on with you; you haven't caused trouble with your seal, and now I see you're entertaining yourself with this.

Aizen – Urahara Kisuke... I don't intend to ruin my entertainment with a discussion.

Urahara – Ara~ that breaks my heart, Aizen. I won't let you do it...

Aizen – What are you talking about?...

Urahara – Leaving that aside, young Walker is quite interesting. His world, his situation, everything...

Rick – Burp, the only interesting thing is that you're still wearing the same hat after a hundred years without going bald.

Urahara – Hahaha

TheEmperor – Another interesting character...

Urahara – Good day... likewise, your soul is quite peculiar...

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