1 Chapter-1 Being reincarnated

'Oh look, it's truck-san...'

'Come on feet, move... I don't want to die here, I still have too much to do...! I fu****g hate you truck-san... Hope you rot in a ditch!!!'

"Somebody call an ambulance!!!"

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"Push!!!"

'Push? This seems like the typical setting for a reincarnation... Ah... Fu*k... I hope I at least get to be reincarnated in one of my favorite anime, except Tokyo Ghoul. Yea, I wouldn't be able to survive that sh*t... It's getting awfully uncomfortable. Can't these guys be more quiet and gentle? Oh right, I'm still not out my new mother's belly yet... I guess I should try to get out too. *Sigh* Ok, here we go!'

'Why is it so cold outside?! Ugh! this is so painful!!!'

Time skip (to after everything's settled down)

'Ok, so I died... And now I'm reincarnated... This feels like a dream. Who am I kidding, for all I know this just might be a dream...

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Sh*t, I died... Why am I starting to get emotional? Even though I hated that world...! F**k... Calm down Y/n... Right, I have a family there and dreams too... And even that annoying brother. Why did I have to die right then...?'

"Wahhhhhhh!!!"

"Oh dear, the baby's crying! Did she wet herself? Maybe she needs some milk?"

Y/n's new parents were panicking as they suddenly found their baby girl crying out of nowhere. For most of the time she would remain quiet and not disturb them but, her sudden wails worried them. Fortunately, her mother was a kid's doctor and deduced that Y/n was probably afraid of her sudden change in surroundings.

Time skip to 3 months

'It took me awhile but I've finally accepted the fact that I'll never see my old family again. And my new parents certainly helped a lot. They were always patient with me no matter how much I cried and bothered them. I also found out that my father isn't my real father and that my mother married him after she divorced my real father. My new father is quite suspicious, so I'm keeping a close eye on him for now. And guess what? I'm probably in Katekyo Hitman Reborn. How I found this out? Because my mother is the sister of Lemitsu Sawada, yes the father of the infamous Tsunayoshi Sawada. The anime or manga didn't mention any of this, so I'm guessing that mom never got involved with Decimo's family or the Vongola.

Well, it seems as though I'm in Italy because all the guys who visit us only speak Italian! Like, even mom and dad speak only Italian and Japanese! I can only understand bits and pieces of Japanese and let's not even talk about Italian!!! Can't they speak English or just Japanese?! Well aside from that, it seems as though my parent's are thinking of training me from a very young age. They don't even bother to hide their flames in front of me. I hope I don't end up being Decimo...

and let's hope they aren't like Reborn.'