Chp 3 : See You Soon Golden Spoon
"BUT... there's a CATCH!"
Siun's face froze
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"You are going to be born/transmigrated into the fantasy novel called " Killing The Demon Lord " Where you will be tasked with assisting the Hero on his journey to slay the demon lord!"
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Siun silently cried.
[Siun : goodbye...golden spoon...]
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"Don't be too sad Siun! This world contains so many wonders! MAGIC! MYTHICAL BEINGS! FAIRIES! You name something and this world will probably have it!"
Siun sniffed
"a golden spoon?..."
Silence filled the room, Tex looked at Siun's face with disappointment.
"You greedy ball of snot! is that all you think of?! is being born with a golden spoon all you care about?!"
Siun winced, to be honest Siun felt really guilty... He hated seeing Tex mad at him.
"Is there anything else I can do? *sniff* I-I'll do anything just please dont transmigrate me into a generic sounding novel!"
Tex didn't know what to do, he was just a system who takes dead souls from their original worlds and transmigrate them into a different world to do a quest.
Siun didn't know this but he was actually lucky to get Tex as a system, most systems are just AIs without any emotion and can only respond with logic, Tex was a special system because he could actually feel emotions and is fun to talk too... well... Tex is a "little" mean, but its still better than talking to a mindless robot without any emotions whatsoever.
"Sorry there is nothing I can do, you are set to be born to a peasant without any thing to your name, the most expensive thing your family owns is a small and shabby hut."
Siun has been defeated.
"I-Is there really no other choice? am I always destined to be born to a poor family?" Siun sighed
"Actually... there is another choice, but I dont recommend doing it out of your own free will..."
"What is it?" Siun asked in confusion, who would want to be born as a peasant in a fantasy world?!
"Your other choice is to be sent to the SOUL JAIL WHERE YOUR SOUL WILL BE IMPRISONED AND SENT TO THE SOUL DUNGEONS TO BE TORTURED FOR..."
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"ETERNITY!"
*thunderclaps and all the spooky sound effects you can imagine etc.*
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[Siun : THIS LITTLE SHIT, JUST LET ME DIE AND REINCARNATE OR WHATEVER. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE THE "CHOICE" BETWEEN BEING SENT TO DIE IN A FANTASY WORLD OR BEING SENT TO YOUR SUTPID JAIL. I WANT OUT! ]
"calm down calm down, you thoughts are ringing in my head!"
Siun was about to burst, this selfish cat! I'm basically a lamb to the slaughter house and your the one complaining?! bullshit!
"Now now, I know what you might be thinking, your probably thinking that this is so unfair and you didn't ask for any of this!" Tex said
Siun looked at Tex in annoyance... because he was saying the obvious.
"But you will be compensated! If your complete you quest properly your next life you will be born with whatever you want! You can be born into a world with flying pigs, or be born with superhuman abilities and..."
As soon as Siun heard those words, he was twitching with anticipation.
"AND YOU CAN ALSO BE REBORN WITH A GOLDEN SPOON!"
[ Siun : HOORAY! HOORAY! THERE REALLY IS A GOD UP THERE! ]
"All right! I'm in! Sign me up sign me up!"
"Hahahaha look at you, all excited. Your emotions change so rapidly as if you have bipolar."
[ Siun : Excuse me? really? I'm pretty sure your the one with it! ]
He silently cursed in his mind, forgetting that Tex can read his mind.
"Whatever, lets go to the fantasy world! I cant wait! I'll quickly help the Hero kill the Demon Lord and then I'll be reborn with a golden spoon!"
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*sigh* "You say that as if it were easy, listen you little idiot, if it was that easy why do you think we need to waste the time an effort sending you into their world?" exclaimed Tex
"Haha Tex, stop being so pessimistic! I'll get it done, it cant be that bad!"
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"what drugs are you on? I really need those when talking to you..." Tex sighed under his breath
"Huh? did you say something?" Siun asked cluelessly
[ Tex : *sigh* why is my host like this? he is so deluded and greedy, he gets blinded by his desires so easily... ]
"Hahaha nothing dont worry about it, lets get you ready to be reborn into the fantasy world"
"Okay Tex, but just to confirm... all I have to do is help the Hero kill the Demon Lord, correct?"
"Yes yes, very simple as you said, right?" Tex said sarcastically
When their conversation, ended Siun followed Tex around the black void, it was quite weird seeing the black cat hover around this empty space... well I supposed the situation their in is even more weird and ridiculous.
As Tex began to slow down, Siun saw a blinding hole in the middle of the floor. It stinged his eyes because before this everything in the void was black.
"Here it is, all you have to do is jump into this hole" Tex explained.