Chapter 3 My Wife is Not Simple, Even Giving Birth to Nine Babies Is Not a Big Deal

Looking at his wife, Shen Fu took two steps back, "Are you saying the person at noon wasn't you, but your identical twin sister? Then, the person who slept with me at noon was also…"

Shen Fu covered his mouth, with a look as if he'd been violated.

His novelist's imagination began to run wild, having already reached the "sisters turn against each other to steal the husband" scenario. At this moment, Bai Xiaodie took her phone off the charger and used her middle finger to unlock it.

Oddly, the interface was different from before, with hardly any apps, and why the middle finger?

She opened a video and handed the phone to Shen Fu.

The video was shot by Bai Xiaodie in the residential area, probably just after she left at noon today.

"Today is August 27th, my name is Bai Shengnan, and well, sorry little sister Xiaodie, it seems like I've beaten up your husband…"

The tone and demeanor didn't sound like Bai Xiaodie at all, and why was there a Northeastern accent?

The Bai Xiaodie in the video continued, "You can't blame me for this, I just woke up, you know the situation, and I was so confused I thought I had been violated. Then I see a guy coming out, not dressed and shaking his head, flinging water from his hair. How could I not be frantic? I grabbed a glass and smacked him on the head, and then I saw clearly, it seemed to be your husband.

"But rest assured, I controlled my strength; he shouldn't die, especially with health insurance.

"Oh, right, did you two not take precautions? Can't you pay attention, don't you know today is a dangerous day? I don't want to become a mother right now, enough said, I'm off to get some morning-after pills, if I don't take them, remember you should."

The video ended, Shen Fu swiped to see the previous video; it was another selfie video by Xiaodie.

"Today is August 25th, Qixi Festival, my name is Bai Xiaodie, this is the necklace Mr. Shen gave me, oh right, Mr. Shen has been having shoulder pain lately. I've learned a massage technique, which requires undressing during the massage, so I won't be teaching it."

He looked further.

"Today is August 15th, the weekend, my name is Bai Xiaodie, I and Mr. Shen are at his rural hometown, even rode a ride on Little Deer, you remember Little Deer, right, it's a horse, it looks like this…"

"August 1st, Mr. Shen's fifth novel 'Eternal Immortal' was released today, pre-orders exceeded ten thousand, and it was first in monthly tickets for a new book, but he is not happy because someone has more recommendation votes than him, so remember to vote for him daily on the Qidian app~"

Upon seeing this, Shen Fu couldn't help but chuckle, "Do you really vote for me every day? I wonder if all the votes were from your alternate accounts."

Bai Xiaodie, however, didn't find it amusing, "Do you understand now, I actually…"

"Don't say it, I understand." Shen Fu waved his hand grandly, his expression turning serious.

As a web novelist, what kind of bizarre ideas hadn't he seen? For instance, his friend Jicha's 'Inquiry into the Mortal World' included such a setting, and some low-budget horror movies often used this trick.

But to see it in reality, and right by his side, happening to his own wife!

No wonder, no wonder back then Bai Xiaodie kept all men who tried to approach her at arm's length, no wonder she hesitated so much when he proposed to her.

He had thought she felt too young and wasn't ready to settle down so quickly, but now he understood, this foolish girl had been bearing such a big secret all by herself.

Shen Fu took his wife's hand, feeling the sweat in her palm. Back when she faced his proposal, she must have felt as conflicted as she did today. Thinking of this, Shen Fu's heart grew softer.

"Xiaodie, in your mind, there's another person living, named Bai Shengnan, right?"

Split personality, that was the only possibility Shen Fu could think of. As for the old grandpas and grandmas that always accompany the characters in web novels, Shen Fu had never seriously considered those, as he could still distinguish between fiction and reality.

Xiaodie asked, "Are you afraid?"

Shen Fu: "From my brief encounter with that Bai Shengnan, her hurting me was absolutely in self-defense, no matter what the law says, it's justified to me! I think she's quite reasonable, if she appears again someday, maybe I could go out with her for barbecue and beer, hang out like brothers."

"Don't you think I'm a lunatic?" Bai Xiaodie looked at Shen Fu with misty eyes.

"What do I care what illness you have; now that you've fallen into my hands, there's no returning!" Saying this, Shen Fu cupped Xiaodie's face and kissed her deeply.

No amount of talking could do justice, he wanted to show his stance through actions!

Had it not been for the injury on his head, Shen Fu could have replayed the act from noon all over again.

When their lips parted, Shen Fu teased her, "Thank goodness you didn't transform, otherwise, with that bite just now, I would have at least been slapped."

Bai Xiaodie: "Don't worry, the most dangerous one is just Bai Shengnan, the rest are fine."

Shen Fu furrowed his brow, "Wha, what do you mean by 'the rest'?"

Bai Xiaodie pointed to her head, "You were wrong earlier, it's not one person living in here, it's eight people, plus me, that's nine in total!"

Quintuplets?

Wrong, Ninefold Personality!

My wife actually has Ninefold Personality!

That's kind of cool, all those little people in her mind, don't they fight?

Seeing Shen Fu spacing out, Bai Xiaodie continued, "Before, we communicated through writing in diaries, but after buying the new phone with dual system, we started using the other system to make video recordings as records, to prevent anyone from exposing themselves."

Bai Xiaodie raised her middle finger, "This fingerprint can open the phone's hidden system."

"That's not right!" Shen Fu still holding the phone, "I've flipped through so many entries, besides that Bai Shengnan, they're all your videos. The other personalities should have names too, right?"

Xiaodie nodded her head, "I've fallen out with them, they haven't appeared for a long time, and even if they do appear, they aren't willing to make videos. Bai Shengnan also told me because she had hurt you."

"Why is that?"

Xiaodie bit her lip and hesitated before finally saying, "Because of you."

"Me?"

"They said the body belongs to everyone, and they didn't want me to date or get married. If I really wanted to date, all of them needed to approve. At first, I thought it made sense, but how could so many people agree on the same taste in men?

"There are those who like you, those who are indifferent to you, and those who dislike you. Some have never even met you. I realized there's no man in the world who could satisfy all of them, and with you pressuring me so much, I just, I just..."

"No wonder, no wonder it took me nearly two years to win your heart. Turns out I wasn't pursuing one girl, but nine!" Shen Fu cradled his wife's delicate face, "So under the influence of my love, you decided to let go and love, regardless of the other few?"

Having revealed everything, Bai Xiaodie felt a liberating sense of relaxation, "I wanted to live for myself. When I agreed to marry you, they were completely disappointed in me, and since then, we have stopped communicating, and they rarely appear anymore."

Shen Fu hoped to get to know the other personalities within Xiaodie better, so he continued to browse through the earlier videos, finally seeing the other people.

"Today is May 1st, I am Bai Shanshan, Shanshan as in slowly..."

"...this unworthy girl, Bai Zhihua..."

"...Long story short, I am Bai Kao'er..."

"...Today, it's me, the cute and charming Tutu..."

"...It's me, Bai Miaomiao..."

"...Bai Jiaoyue..."

Since not every day had a video, and since he only watched the beginnings, he quickly flipped all the way back to the earliest one.

"That's not right, I should be confident with addition and subtraction within ten," Shen Fu counted on his fingers, "These six, plus you and Bai Shengnan, that makes only eight people!"

(First three chapters, asking for recommendation tickets and investment. Taking advantage of the fact that I haven't signed a contract yet, hurry up and invest. The contract will be sent out soon~)