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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urban
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273 Chs

Platform Event, Celebrity Interactions?

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Pushing open the door of the funeral shop, Li Yidao quietly placed the briefcase on the counter.

Inside was one million, a thank-you fee from Wei Wenqiang.

Li Yidao had initially hesitated to accept it, but Wei Wenqiang called the old man on the spot, resulting in him taking the money back.

Reclining on the familiar recliner, reflecting on Qian Qiangyu's final decision, Li Yidao fell into silence.

Right or wrong, who could guarantee that they wouldn't make mistakes?

Regardless of whether one's actions were right or wrong, with this final decision, everything became unimportant.

With his passing, all things would scatter with the wind.

...

In contemplation, at some point, Li Yidao drifted into a light sleep.

"Ring, ring, ding, ding..."

The sudden ringtone stirred Li Yidao, prompting him to open his eyes. He picked up his phone and saw an unknown number, furrowing his brow.

Answering the call, he said, "Hello?"