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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urban
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273 Chs

Kill Him Five Years Early!

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

As Li Yidao's comment was posted, the entire live stream room fell into silence at that instant!

It was as if they were afraid that Li Yidao's comment would be erased!

Nearly ten seconds passed.

And then the first expletive appeared.

"D*mn! Brother Dao's words are so domineering!"

"Oh f*ck! This is solid evidence, really solid evidence! This teacher isn't honest at all!"

"Ugh... He calls himself a teacher? I'm also a teacher. I'm ashamed to be associated with such a person!"

"We don't criticize you for making money from giving lectures. Good and bad should be judged by the audience. But the things you've done, you're truly a big piece of trash!"

"And he pretends to be wronged here! This old f*cker, I was almost deceived!"

"Kill him! When will Brother Dao make his move?"

"Right! Brother Dao! When will he be killed?"

The fans in the live stream room were now thoroughly enraged!