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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urban
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273 Chs

Enshrined Memorial Tablets of War Criminals from the Cherry Blossom Country in the Temple?

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Li Yidao did not know that the amulet he had just sold to Zhou Tianqi and his wife had saved their lives.

Maybe... Everything was just a coincidence.

Or maybe Zhou Tianqi's upright and righteous character helped him avoid some dangers.

The car accident was indeed filled with too many coincidences!

Everyone at the scene had only one thought. They were incredibly lucky!

The degree of deformation in the driver's compartment and the rolling of the car was just perfect.

If there had been even the slightest deviation, it would have been fatal for Zhou Tianqi.

There was another point.

What if the driver wasn't him but his wife?

Would she have been able to react quickly enough to turn the car around?

If not, Zhou Tianqi sitting in the passenger seat would have also been at risk of death!

And what if the amulet had not been placed on Zhou Tianqi's chest, but tossed randomly in the car or put on his wife?