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I Must Drink Poison to Level Up?

What? I have been reborn In a new world? It is a fantastical world full of mystery and danger? I can also drink poison to level myself up? What? The synopsis never matches the story? I have drank every type of poison there is in the world, all poison masters weep at my feet. What? All poison masters are females? Tsk. Only I can handle their poisonous heart, let me at them. And in the end looking back at it, I have conquered countless worlds and beauties. Life is truly tough for a Poison Lord... Wait a minute!?! Where is the conquered land, my beautiful women? What? I have been in a poison coma for the past 10 years? Ok this synopsis is getting way too long and stupid. Just read the damn thing okay? What? I can still write more her-

Modsan · Fantasy
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Chapter 1 Please be a dream

"Young master, please don't go! Our clan still has other ways."

"This young man is rather talented, take him away."

"Don't worry brother, I will bring glory back to our family name."

With those rather cliche lines, we see a rather pale handsome looking young man sitting on a giant leaf traversing through the mountains at a fast speed.

Beside him are a bunch of scared youngsters, shaking from the immense heights they'are at, and at the front are two old-looking men steering the magical leaf.

This leaf is rather large, containing more than 20 people, and still has ample space left on it. Very convenient for long travel, if you exclude how open it is.

But rather than a leaf it should be called a plane. Even in his two lives, the young man has not seen such a marvelous scene.

That's right, this pale young man was our main character and he has just finished transmigrating, the memories still fresh in his mind.

He was the righteous young master of the Wyn clan, a small clan in the eastern continent, just by the Gentle Sea. The younger brother of the current clan leader, Chen Wyn.

However in reality he was a transmigrated college student, but now it's safe to say that he was now both, Wait no they were now both them?

Typical pronouns, make everything harder.

"Aigoo, what am I supposed to do here," Wyn said with tears forming in his eyes. That's right, in this stereotypical might make right world, he was an anomaly.

A person raised with morals and integrity of the modern era, he was a young scholar fitting his frail delicate looks.

But he didn't even have a single spit, no not even an iota of main character energy.

No overpowered items, no magical grandpas, no cute fairies, there is not even a cold tsundere system!

How was he supposed to dominate the 9 realms with his awesome might and rescue all the jade beauties?

This is just unreasonable, I would like to raise a complaint here!

Chen Wyn touched his face and sighed.

Well at least in this world, he had a rather handsome face, if only it didn't look like he was on his deathbed that would be great.

While he was contemplating his new life, a weak voice came from the youngster nearby.

"S-sir Immortals, are we th-"

However, he was frozen in place by a glare from one of the elders, who was in a foul mood.

"Be quiet"

With a single word, Chen Wyn felt like his inner organs were shifting in place and his face somehow became even more pale. If somebody were to look at him, they would mistake him for a corpse now.

Everyone quickly distanced themselves from the poor young man and formed another pile, not daring to even make another whimper.

Aside from himself and the frozen statue, there was another isolated person. He was a young boy who was only about 15 to 16 but had a cold look on his face rivaling that of the elders at front.

Chen Wyn clicked his tongue, jealous of him.

That guy was a real main character material.

Tsk, normie.

Soon the elders began to chat amongst themselves.

"Sun-nim, you were rather harsh on that young boy, he was only asking a question. There was no need for such a reaction, look at him now. I wouldn't be surprised if he's traumatized for life"

Said a kind-looking elder, and yes before you ask, he is indeed bald. In fact, almost all of them were bald old men.

It just kind of comes with the territory.

"Hmph, that's what they get for not producing talents, made me waste a whole day for these pieces of trash." says the stout-looking Elder while grooming his beard.

"Now, now, you can't be too harsh on these young fellas."

The tall elder looked at all the youngsters, his kind gaze falling over them. No one dared to meet his gaze, not even the cold young boy.

Well, no one except the modern person looking a bit...stupid.

The tall elder's eyes shined as he gave a fake cough as he approached Chen Wyn.

"Young man, it looks like you're injured, Here, take this Spirit stone, it should stabilize your Qi"

'Huh what? oh no, I was too busy merging my memories.

And before Wyn could say anything, the elder gave him a strange-looking pill that gave off a weak golden luster.

Chen Wyn had a rather strange look on his face, as it looked like a normal pill to him.

Yes to him it was a normal pill because it was just a capsule pill from his world, if not a bit bigger.

It was a rather strange sight, holding a pill on a giant leaf that is barreling through the mountains.

"Hm? You don't want it?" The tall elder asked with a confused look on his face.

"No no, this young man is going to take it now," Wyn said as he popped the pill, thinking to himself it was rather difficult to take medicine without water but he pushed through the pain.

"Look, I took it. I thank Elder for giving this young man precious medicine" He replied with a beaming look on his face. However, what he saw was a shocked expression from everyone around him.

'Oh no, I shouldn't have taken it! I'm gonna be thrown off the plan- I mean leaf'

"What are you doing? Spit it out, you idiot" The tall elder yelled in shock.

"I'm sorry elder, I already swallowed it. I would offer my own body to Elder for my mistake"

'What a stingy fellow, I only took it because you gave it to me. Hmph I already took it so you can't do anything now.

If the tall elder could hear his thoughts, he would really throw him off the magic artifact.

"You idiot! That was for you to absorb, not to eat."

"Huh?"

Hurry up and spit, you idiot!

Chen Wyn paled again as he tried to vomit it out, trying everything.

In the end, it was useless as his body seemed too strong at absorbing it was already fusing into him.

"Mr, it seems like it was too effective, I'm already digesting it," Wyn said with tears streaming down his face as his body was starting to warm up.

'Oh no, I only wanted the goodwill of these brats, who knew that this idiot would actually swallow it?

During his thoughts, the elder slapped Chen Wyn, on his stomach trying again to make him vomit it out.

But to no avail, only spit came out.

Everyone looked at the pale young man with sympathy, even the petrified young kid was sending goodwill towards him with his eyes.

'What the f*ck, screw your goodwill'

This is unfair, he thought with tears glistening. I was supposed to be the number one under heaven, how come I'm dying to this stupid pill?

Oh Heavens, if I do live from this predicament, I swear I'll be a good boy, diligently cultivate, and always help the needy.

*Ding*

The host's life is in danger from poison, auto-starting system prematurely.

Huh.

Welcome to the Incredibly Awesome System, With this system, the host shall rule the world with an iron fist, Good luck.

Wait what, what about my dying body, it's still warming up, wait hold on, It's starting to feel comfortable now actually.

Hah screw you Heavens, we cultivators make our own destinies.

He automatically went into a meditation position.

But his meditation position looked a bit...off.

Under the gaze of everyone there, he didn't explode from the energy overload from the spirit stone fragment. He was actually laying there on his side, starting to absorb it from the inside of his stomach.

To the untrained eye, it looked like a slacker on his bed. That kind of bozo who would scratch his body without a care in the wor-

Yes, there he goes scratching.

'Phew, that was close. I could actually absorb it, Why was everyone so panicky.'

Haha, what a bunch of wusses, but it's okay, You should always respect the elderly and guide the young.

He was laughing to himself until he froze under the shocked gazes of everyone around him.

Uhm, nice to meet you all?