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A/N: So I've decided to change some things up since when writing I never really planned anything out- but no need to fear, I've decided to write everything down since my memory is fucking trash... Ehem, anyway, it might or might not be good, and I might still be late on chapters, I might be awake but I'm one hell of a lazy bitch.

I looked at the note left by that goddess, what's her name again, anyway, It looks like she actually did right and put me somewhere good. I guess she does have a brain after all. 'Now if I could escape Luna to get back to Aiko- Wait more importantly that milf of a woman was the first queen's daughter!? Shit, no wonder she was glowing, I guess all Elfs of this world are fucking hot? or maybe It's just the royals? Ugh- Damnit, this is way too much' After groaning about it for a few minutes Kane lifted his head again and after looking around with vigilance he stood up, 'Looks like the kid and the other lady left while I was out of it, no time to loose then~' Kage turned towards the open window and sprinted getting closer to it he slowed down a bit and jumped on the ledge. 'I feel like a fucking ninja!! Damn being catwoman- or catman is fucking awesome!! Wait but catman makes no sense either since I'm literally a cat... so maybe just cat? Yeah being cat if fucking awesome!! ...god damnit we'll figure this out later.' Kage skillfully hopped out the window and continued to follow the gps of his system, 'Hot damn, the gods are making this easy for me~ I feel so special~'

*ding* <host should really shut up>

Kage stopped in his tracks to process what he just heard, '...The fuck!! Did I just get told to shut the fuck up by my own system??? what the fuck is this?? Hey!! Ai!!'

*ding* <Error. Host instructions unclear, host should shut up and rethink his life.>

'... Now I'm completely sure... Did my system get switched!? Where's my helpful loving Ai!? I don't want this damn impostor!!'