1 A Black day

I got up like any other day. I'm 35 and single never really had contact with women. I got up and went into the kitchen and made bread with Gouda. I went out. I saw some people who were currently dressed in black. I thought these people only came from a funeral. But when I went to the supermarket everyone was wearing only black clothes. I bought a couple of ready-made products in the supermarket and went home. I turn on my smartphone and look through the news. There was nothing special. I went out of the house, ignoring all the people in black suits, and went towards my favorite cafe. I ordered a coffee and played a boring idel game on my phone. I got my coffee and got my headphones out of my pocket and put the headphones in my ears and turned on loffi music. I was sitting there enjoying my coffee when I suddenly noticed an uncomfortable feeling in my right arm. A tall man in black clothes held my arm. He had a knife in his hand. I jumpt up but he pushed me to the ground and stabbed me the knife in the arm. The others didn't seem to notice me. I got up and ran towards the hospital but fell on the floor and broke my arm. A crowd of men dressed in black carried me into a car and killed me there.

Suddenly i saw a shining light before my eyes. I heard a soft voice whisper to. The voice said you are dead. I thought I was dreaming but I just wanted to take it seriously. I asked the voice how i died? The voice sad I let some of my slaves kill you because I wanted to.

The voice assumed it was an elderly woman with a wooden stick who smiled at me. I got up and wanted to hit her but I just falled through her. I hit the floor but it didn't hurt I thought that I didn't dream that it was reality

The Old woman sad that her world was very boring and she wanted me to take me there to have fun. She said i could choose a skill like in a video game.

I said that i would like to have the skill of creating magic and i want to have an infinite amount of Mana. The woman sad If you want to have this skill, I want to touch your sixpack. I thought she just had too little contact with men and agreed. She seemed to be enjoying it, but I had a bad feeling. She stopped and went back where she was before. She asked next do you want to be an Animal or a human. I I thought that in my last life I had been human but I would like to be a bird or something like this. I would like to be an animal. Suddenly a wheel of fortune appeared before my eyes. All sorts of earthly animals were on the Wheel. It started spinning. "tick tick tiock" It stopped on the Animal jellyfish. I shouted f**ck. I heard the voice and it said Good luck and dont die.