You what ?

What's more enjoyable than all the things you can do at the beginning of the day?

Wake up.

If you don't wake up, you're either asleep or dead.

I woke up and Kikyo went to the shrine, for some reason she always goes to the shrine.

It's okay, I'm okay with that.

I trust her.

Where am I going now? To meet Galaxia? I'm lazy, she's still arrogant.

I could have crushed all her pride and all her ego with a single snap.

But I don't want to force a lion to obey. It will make it even more rebellious.

Then I can skin it.

I mean strip her naked and you know that right?

I want to go to the other harem candidate but I hesitate. That woman must be busy, and there is something I am sure of.

This will definitely piss me off, I teleport to Soul Society.

I greeted some shinigami, they greeted me back.

Then I was called by someone

"Mr. Sur, there's a problem." What else this time.

"About?" This white hair gave me a paper.

I read the contents, Unohana's reiatsu has drastically increased and she lost her bankai.

I burned the paper and went to the captain's club.

"It's us this time." I broke into the captains' meeting.

I sat in front of them.

"Tell me, what use are you if your swords are only wooden swords?" They were still confused by my disrespectful behavior.

"You should" I unleashed Reiatsu beyond the entire universe.

"I ask you again, damn Captain, what good are your swords if they're just wooden swords?" Zaraki got up and hit me. I blocked him and cut off his hand without any hassle.

"Here's an example, a formless sword. Your fist" I returned Zaraki's hand and got up.

"This is the power of your bankai. Now, explain to me. How the fuck did you guys lose your bankai?" I restored their bankai power, and summoned my spear.

"Quincy, attacking the soul society. Some of us lost our bankai because of a device from them. Captain Yamamoto was victimized because of it." Hmmmm this is bleach's last arc huh? Good. Now I have to speed this up.

"Condolences." I used my divine power to make Mr. Yamamoto's soul rest in peace.

"You can revive him, right?" Unohana made a suggestion.

I laughed, very loudly, and snickered.

"I won't, and he won't. I already asked him. His work is done, now you as the new generation are to continue his work" I then spun my spear like a fan.

"I will teach you how to increase your bankai, but" I stopped the rotation of my spear and pointed at unohana.

"Except for this woman, everyone else I will upgrade where you can be more skillful and proficient in your bankai" I removed my spear and threw it into the sky.

damaging a surveillance device in the Soul society. The surveillance device broke and cracked in the sky of the Soul society.

Everyone was shocked, because they didn't know it existed.

"Now there is no one to watch" I used the law of time on all Shinigami.

"All of you Shinigami are here, gathered in the core building. Being late is not an option" I raised my voice to be heard throughout the soul society.

Not long after everyone gathered, I drew my spear at the spies. In the head, in the heart, and in their bodies.

"I don't need rats here" After eliminating their bodies. I started this exercise.

"Here, one trillion years is the same as one second out there. I will teach you what real death is" I started my hell training in all Shinigami.

New and senior shinigami, all entered except Unohana. I locked her up in the law of time.

"If you want to join me in training, apologize to me. or you can stay there for trillions of years" I watched my shadow training everyone.

While my real body is still standing casually here. I look at Unohana who is staring at me.

"I'll take that as a no" I let go of the time law.

"I'm sorry about yesterday" Then unohana's reiatsu increased again, this time it was twice as big as it was now.

Unohana tried to control it but her soul was unable to. and she lost control.

It's like forcing a dam to fill with rain for 14 days and 14 nights.

Of course the dam would break.

Unohana attacked me. I knocked her unconscious with the tip of my spear.

I put her on the ground and controlled her reiatsu.

After 10,000 years here, I think they've had enough.

Now that I've ordered them to fight the Parademon, the captains will never run out of ways to perform bankai and shikai variations.

This is going to take another 20,000 years, I'm tired of it.

Unohana wakes up and begs me to train her too.

I considered it, Okay, but I'll suck those boobs hard later.

"This is how you do bankai manipulation" I made a minazuki and did bankai.

Turning the minazuki into a pool of blood around me.

Then made the minazuki blood like armor and made the minazuki blood float, as if it was alive.

Then manipulate the minazuki to a high level. By logic, iron is always in the blood. Minazuki's bankai is a corrosive liquid, melting iron. So I'll make the enemy's body melt from the moment they smell a splash of minazuki's blood.

How is that possible? Blood needs oxygen.

Then I can simply make the Bankai Minazuki cling to the air I blow out of my nose.

All the oxygen contained in the bankai will automatically be inhaled by the enemy, and Boom. Your death is sealed.

What about those without noses? Did you forget the characteristics of air? The oxygen in the air cannot be felt by the body.

What happens when the body is exposed to oxygen contaminated with Minazuki? Say goodbye to your limbs.

That's why using the logic of science to make the character's strength Brokenly OP.

that's the name that suits the current minazuki. not the old one, still limited and no variety.

The weakness of minazuki is that it can't hurt anything bodiless.

So pure soul or pure mind is kryptonite for minazuki.

Yep, that's it.

"I didn't know you could understand my Zanpakutou" If I didn't have any ulterior motives, why would I bother doing this.

"You're just too weak and stubborn, you don't even know this little thing. What kind of doctor are you who treats people thousands or even trillions of times but doesn't understand the characteristics of people's bodies" I manipulated the sword's bankai to where I could make blood rain.

Hmm good, it's time for me to leave.

"Here, I'll return it. And goodbye" I returned everything and left.

Unohana took my hand, and kissed me.

I took it for a moment and let go.

Unohana's reiatsu energy increased again.

Let it be, now I want to see this battle which will be one-sided.

I made a VIP seat and some food for me.

And coincidentally, Ywach's squad arrived.

Welcome to hellhole, Ywach.