Here's A Little Lesson In Trickery

After explaining everything to Kikyo, about my angelic and demonic transformation.

She was certainly happy, I was also happy because I was a bit honest with her except for my beyonder powers.

I taught her how to royal guard with a bow, it's quite difficult because I'm one-handed, but that's okay. It's a challenge.

And I've changed the time here, 1000 years equals 1 hour in the real world.

Me and Kikyo practiced until Kikyo mastered everything I taught her, cooking, fighting, sensing energy, using the energy I gave her. I'm going to do that. You know what?

Judging by Kikyo's age, at the academy she was 20, when I disappeared or went into a coma, Kikyo was 23 and is currently 24.

I respect her culture to find a replacement for this shrine. I don't mind being patient, I have a lot of harem anyway, mauahaahahaha.

what about the guardian of the shrine Kikyo said, he seems to be very old and sickly. but i know it's not an old man, it's the susanoo god disguised as an old man so when i sleep, the statue watches me like an intruder.

I pretended not to know, but luckily I met Old Man Susanoo in the core shrine, when Kikyo was away.

He's quite wise and cool. I'm not lying, he was happy when I humiliated and injured Mikabussy, because it seems like this old man has a grudge against Mikabussy.

"You're very good, Sur. I thank you for that numb girl" Susanoo drank from the sake jar I gave him.

"I don't know, she likes to show off her strength in front of me, she didn't want to fight Trihexa now she's showing off in front of the person who hurt Trihexa" Old man Susanoo laughed violently because of my sarcasm.

"When her panties were missing, that's when I couldn't hold back my laughter" Susanoo drank back all the sake in the jar.

"I just roasted it all the way, I didn't know the fabric of her panties got roasted, and maybe when she sat down, the fabric tore" I drank my sweet juice.

"Well there you have it, by the way when you met that gang of girls" Susanoo put down his jar and looked at me.

"Don't ever bow down to them, I know, I mean we all know you're the strongest human, but remember, we'll all be rooting for you in that meeting" I wonder, what does that mean?

"What does that mean?" I wanted to know why.

"At the meeting, you will be alone, Sur. We of the various factions cannot interfere, and we want you to show them. Who's in charge here?" This is interesting, so there is a rotten problem in the god system here, I remember the words of Jesus, to eliminate all aspects of god if they defect, and forgive the weak from me.

okay, okay, the plot is getting interesting.

"If I may know, who are the primordials here, I mean, this whole universe" Susanoo gave me a book, and went back to drinking.

"I can't mention it, you just read from it. Oh yeah, I forgot. Shame on Mikaboshi" Susanoo left and I sighed, check the list first.

Greece:

Nyx,Gaia,Tartarus,Eros,Uranus,Aether

Egypt:

Nun,Hauhet,Amun,Kauket

Japan:

Izanami,Izanagi,Mikaboshi.

Mesopotamia:

Tiamat, Enki

Nordic:

Ymir

Irish:

Anu.

17 primordials, plus me makes 18 primordials. Okay okay, judging by the names. It's dominated by women.

Tsk, obviously I won't bow down in front of them.

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In the end.

"Holy Shit mommy" I see the primordial goddesses of various mythologies are very sexy, fucking milfs. How could I not be submissive with such big boobs and their asses that are a class above, fuhh, above kikyo and unohana.

Shit, shit, shit.

Another fucking little trick, I need to focus, this is an important meeting.

We sat at a very large table and I sat between them, shit right in the middle.

>[Requirements Fulfilled]<

>[Primordial Being enhanced]<

>[Power list:

Absolute Chaos

Absolute Time

Absolute Creation

Absolute Light

Absolute Darkness]

>[Primordial Has Been Upgraded]<

>[Selecting Another Upgrade]<

>[All Power Has Been Maximized]<

>[Rebooting]<

>[Invalid Command]<

>[Selecting Another Upgrade]<

>[Upgrade Already has been maximized]<

>[Check Your Status here]<

I'm finally free from the burden of upgrading, I can be free this time without being confused about what to do.

Just live comfortably with my harem. I have no enemies anyway.

There was a slave who started this event, he was tied in chains around his neck and legs. I secretly removed the handcuffs when he left this place.

He explained the purpose of the meeting and some remarks, I put on my headset and went to sleep.

By the time I was done with 2 songs, I saw this meeting. It was chaotic, really chaotic. No wonder God hated them all. No ethics and manners.

Some primordials are cool with it, some are fighting and some are following me, sleeping.

This is completely beyond logic. Really, I called the slave and questioned him.

"Please be brief, what's going on here" the slave replied that this chaos was caused by a separate grudge, and the actual event was only about dividing the right to live and rule.

oh, so this is a story of fighting over inheritance.

Tsk, what a waste of time. I erased all their primordial powers, by the law of time. So I made their powers as if they were still the farts of creation.

"What? Who did this?" all the Primordials were confused, I chatted with this slave to avoid being blamed.

"Sur, give it back!" ha? You're slandering me? I'll shame you here mikabussy.

"What are you talking about? I've been chatting with this guy, how could I steal your power. I'm weak, don't be silly" I returned to chatting with this slave.

Mikaboshi picked up her weapon and pointed at me, I ignored her and continued chatting.

"Sur I challenge you this time" I threw a glass at his head, Mikaboshi immediately fell. I returned to chatting.

"Restore my power, Sur!" tsk, this woman is chatty. interrupting my chat with this person.

"You want to know who stole it?" I pointed at Mikaboshi.

"In her panties there is a small pearl, that's where your power was stolen. rip off her panties" everyone immediately stripped mikaboshi and found the pearl, they destroyed it and their power returned,

but only a little bit of power, I made the illusion that their power came back.

"Sur! I will repay you for this" hmmm interesting.

"With what, Miss Thief? Your body? You're even thinner than my wife. Being a slave? You can't even protect your own panties. Don't bother challenging if you're still stealing other people's power" Seeing the angry and embarrassed mikaboshi made me happy, let's get angry,

"Sur!" Mikaboshi attacked me I put my hand on her head and pushed her away, it's like a female zombie with a survivor who already knows her zombie behavior.

I went back to chatting and the chaos continued. I'm going home, it's a waste of time here.

the entrance was kicked in by an old man, he walked up and sat down then he banged his stick on the ground. everyone here stopped, except me. i wanted to surprise him.

"My name is Chronos, the primordial of time from Greek mythology. sorry for the delay." This damn old man is the embodiment of time, and he's late? God, it's like a circus, it's ridiculous. I'm going home.

"Let's have a discussion like a primordial" Chronos restored time, just like the meeting at the beginning.

Wow, all the Primordial powers are restored, great.

"Who are you?" Chronos pointed at me, I sat back to watch this silliness.

"Nobody, just a visitor to see some clowns here" I made some chips and ate casually.

"Please forgive their actions, they are a little out of control because of their innate power" The ones who made a mess were only 4 people here, the rest were very relaxed as if this was normal.

"Then they put on a better show than the clowns in my realm. How entertaining" I laughed and clapped my hands.

Suddenly I was pointed at with 5 weapons by some Primordials.

"Hmmmmm, what's this?" I ate my ice cream gently.

"You're a clown who doesn't know anything" Oh really? Try to survive this.

I sneezed and wiped out all 5 primordials. vanishing into thin air, all the primordials stared at me in disbelief.

"Snort, who spread flower powder here?" I licked my melting exrim again.

"You? Who are you?" Several primordials asked me, except Chronos and Mika Bussy.

"He's Sur" I waved my hand cheerfully.

"Ping pong, Hello handsome and sexy elders, I'm Sur. Humans, And can you not speed up this meeting. I need to relieve myself" Chronos showed me where the toilet was.

I went to the toilet to enjoy relieving myself.

In the meantime.

The 5 primordials I deleted have been revived.

Now they are arguing again to eliminate me.

"Im in charge to kill that human" I teleported to his side and placed my hands on his shoulders, like a bane.

"Who said you were in charge here?" I used the power of Chaos, the essence of Chaos, Terror.

I then patted his shoulder and sat back down sweetly.

"I hate the politics of one-upmanship, especially such weak primordials who don't even dare to continue their words. Now what purpose do you serve in sidelining me who can literally wipe you out in the blink of an eye" I placed my hand on my chest and created a fragrant red wine.

"You! Must die!" I looked at Mikaboshi who was still stubborn.

"How were you back then? Tsk, I'm too lazy to waste my time with you who can't even protect your shame, old man Chronos please organize these clods. Old man Ymir Did you find anything interesting, tell me about it" Chronos laughed and continued the meeting, I sat next to Ymir and listened to her story.

There are Niddhog and Qlippoth in this world.

Interesting, interesting.

This meeting ended, with no results.

I've confirmed this, there are primordials who are very chill, really chill. I like them. Some are wild like animals, I'll take care of them later if they get into trouble.

I came out of this place, I was greeted by someone.

"Sur, long time no see" He was wearing all black armor.

"Ummm, Hades or Thanatos?" It's the same armor as saint seiya.

"I'm hades" Owh shit I forgot. I gave him a handshake.

"What's the matter?" Hades escorted me to his carriage.

I sat down with another primordial.

Hades and I talked about souls, death, and what loneliness is.

"It's Persephone" I stopped my conversation when I saw that Hades was sad, because during the Titanomachia, Persephone was sacrificed to keep Titan locked in a box.

This is an interesting, unexpected plot.

I'm sure this must be Pandora's Box. In mythology, Pandora's box is a box that contains all the evil in the world and a secret that cannot be released.

I wonder what's inside? It might be empty like the God of War plot.

Ah, no way. It could be a pandora's box that holds several evil Titans and so on.

"I'm sorry to hear this, do you want to meet her?" Hades looked at me and shook his head.

"It's my well-deserved punishment for being a sloppy husband, so you don't have to bother" Tsk, good husband, or you're just fucking lonely.

"Oh, Miss Persephone. It seems that your husband lied for some ridiculous reason, because he was embarrassed to see you" Hades was confused by my words, another Primordial pointed to the side of Hades.

A beautiful, charming woman sat beside hades.

" He' s like this Sur, Thank you for bringing me here" Persephone saluted me, and I looked at hades with a look of 'There, your wife. Now stop whining like a child and be strong'.

Hades and Persephone are hugging in this carriage, I miss Kikyo so much.

I arrived at the Underworld and entered Hades' palace.

Hades is entertaining me like an important guest.

I see several demon factions here, wow, hades got some good pawns.

The two lovers and I talked to some of the demon factions here, they were discussing politics again.

God, I want to go home soon.

"Sur, let me take you to the box." It's rare that Hades would take me to see Pandora's box.

I walked with Hades to a room, a maze to be exact.

We arrived in front of a temple.

Inside there was a gold-colored box covered in three flames.

Black fire, blue fire, purple fire.

"Pandora's Box" I accidentally said the name of the box.

"Right, that's where all the evil and our enemies used to be" I used my power to check the contents.

Sure enough, there is a dimension there. There are a lot of titans, apocalypse creatures equivalent to Trihexa and some Primordials that I don't know. There are so many of them.

"Is there a sacrifice to seal the contents of the box? If I may know" I was curious about the three flames.

"The box is made of Persephone's body, the black fire erases evil, melted and made with the hottest hellfire, the blue fire is purification fire melted from heaven, and the purple fire is the fire of suffering, where every creature that dies fighting anything in the box we melt into our final protector" Owh interesting. really interesting, this is really really interesting.

I'll form my dajal there later. Wait for me, dear.

We returned to the palace of hades, to rest.

I went to the white dimension. seeing Trihexa who was fast asleep, I petted him and then I went to Galaxia's place, she was sleeping. good, time to prank.

I approached Galaxia and slept with her under this tree.

I created a soft mattress and blanket.

"Galaxia, Heal my haaaaannnddd" Galaxia put her hand on my body and grew my hand.

Good job baby.

"Thank you" Galaxia growled and turned her body over.

I glanced at Galaxia's curves, hmmm professional ballet dancer. will she be that flexible when I fuck her?

I brought my mouth closer to her ear.

"Perish."

"Hakai" Galaxia replied to me in her sleep.

I'm holding back my laughter here, this shit is so much fun.

"Goodnight Galaxia" I started to get up from the bed.

"Sur, you're my trash" Galaxia immediately stopped her sentence, oy I want to hear the rest.

"What am I" Galaxia got up and immediately attacked me.

"Vanish" Galaxia used her power again.

I immediately teleported forward and kissed her again.

I turned my body into particles.

"Oh no, your kiss obliterated me. Galaxia" My body vanished in front of Galaxia.

Galaxia was furious that I managed to kiss her again and this time the hand she destroyed had grown back.

"Sur, I'll eliminate you again" I giggled and whispered towards her.

"Try to find me first" Galaxia looked for me by turning her head right and left.

When she was caught off guard I appeared and kissed her again.

"A.a.a. I don't seem to have disappeared" Galaxia was angry and immediately attacked me.

I left here, satisfied with teasing the Empress.

I took a walk to the galaxy Cauldron.

And the fuck happend here?

All the sailors seemed to be fighting something.

Oh, oh, oh my god.

A Naked Woman Show.

Woooooooo. Get a beer ready for this.