A Plan

I arrived in Karakura City, and I created a large cloak to cover my body.

I eliminated my existence so that I wouldn't get hit by Cero again without realizing it.

I feel like this city is strange, like a mirror dimension.

Owh, bleach plot, fake karakura, looks like Aizen was in a hurry.

Or not? After a year of me being gone he seems to be able to plan a big plan on top of his original plan.

I don't know, I assume so.

I see a battle between two camps.

Aizen and Gotei 13.

Captain Murica Civil War.

I made a VIP movie seat, and some food for me.

I checked the number of teams.

Gotei 13: With 8 captains and 20 lieutenants and 12 members.

Aizen: 16 Espada? Ha? How come it's 16? Wait wait wait, why are there more espadas? Arrancar 20 people.

Ah shit, But. No problem, fight as fun as you can, no bullshit.

And so the fight began.

The special effects of some resurrection and bankai were really cool.

As a bleach fan, I really enjoyed this fantasy.

Who's on top of the hand? Gotei 13. Mr. Yamamoto is truly Savage, defeating 5 Espada all by himself without needing any help.

Shit, old man got some moves, he's not old man anymore, but old man who regained his youth.

Aizen was getting hysterical seeing the changes in Mr. Yamamoto as if he wanted that kind of power.

Aizen, if I know your plan, I can help you. But you have to sacrifice a little for that.

"Captain Yamamoto, I didn't realize your power was so amazing" Aizen applauded his ability.

"Even though I'm old, with that guy's help. I can stretch some old bones that have been made young again" Yamamoto unleashed a powerful Reiatsu, even I had to whistle because of the aura of power released.

"That person is a good variable for my plan" Aizen felt that I was a good pawn for his plan. What plan?

They went back to fighting but something unexpected happened, some Espada attacked the Soul Society.

So some of the Gotei 13 including Yamamoto had to return.

Good plan Aizen, distraction.

Comes Kisuke's group and some characters who are supposed to be in this plot.

Tier also joined Kisuke.

"Tier, you betrayed me. But it was all planned so I could speed up my plan." Why do you keep saying plan, plan, plan all the time.

Tell me what your plan is, damn glasses.

"Lord Sur, left me a message not to submit to anyone including you, my creator" Tier raised her weapon and pointed it at Aizen.

ah, foreshadowing.

Aizen chuckled, and picked up a pebble.

"This stone is a tool for me to carry out my greatest plan, and all of you here are suitable sacrifices" Aizen swallowed the stone. What is it called? Hogyoku? Maybe, how is it different from Shikon no Tama?

All power in this anime always needs a medium which can be literally exploited, it's not effective at all.

Aizen sacrificed all the arrancar espada and several shinigami souls that he was currently fighting and had previously killed.

Aaaaaa, Grimjoww and Ulquiorra are espada I like because they're cool.

Nel and Tier because of their Bazooonga.

I exclude Nel who has a problem in her head.

they vanished into the stone.

Tsk, I had to intervene but where is Ichigo?

oh speaking of demons, here he comes.

And there was an epic battle between the two.

Aizen was still outmatched by Ichigo's skill.

It's like dragon ball.

Ichigo is broly with goku-like abilities.

Aizen is goku with Broly-like powers.

Aizen is now transformed into Super Aizen 2.

Ichigo turns into Full Hollow.

Dog fight baby, woooooooo.

This is fucking cool, it's like seeing a close-up underground fight.

Aizen overwhelmed turns into Super Aizen 3.

Ichigo is now using his Zanpakuto.

Yep round three baby, too bad there's no ring girl here to tell me what round it is.

It's so damn exciting here, I can feel this is very exciting.

Aizen transforms again into Super Aizen 4 with his full hollow transformation.

Ichigo instantly turns into one with Zangetsu.

And he's using Mugen, finally. I can see mugen with my own two eyeballs, I'm tired of seeing it on video.

This is cool, really cool.

Aizen lost and was sealed by Kisuke.

Then I summoned the devastator.

"Alayop" I threw the devastator towards Aizen before it was sealed, taking his Reiatsu.

"Sur" Aizen's scream was lost as he was sealed.

I stood in front of Aizen's prison, picking up my devastator.

I healed Ichigo and sealed away his powers until he gained new ones. He protested at first, but I told him this was your training to become strong.

He understood and went home, I healed and restored several Shinigami who were either exhausted or died from the pebble.

Kisuke thanked me, man, I didn't do you a favor. And I surprised Kisuke with his creation.

The same Hogyoku that Aizen used. Kisuke was immediately excited and wanted to thank me.

"Tier, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, and the 3 servants of Tier. Your task is to make them strong without the limitations of their hollow. I want you to hide them until the time is right for them to come out" I whispered this to Kisuke, Kisuke is a smart person, he must know about my plan and he is also a scientist. he also wants to experiment.

I revived those 6 people, but I made them unconscious.

Kisuke brought them back to the store. And I saw this dimension break and saw the sky.

"Thank you, for your Reiatsu Aizen" I was brought to the Soul Society.

I took a stance to throw my Devastator at the espada that infiltrated here.

All the shinigami were shocked by the sword flying at the speed of sound, colored purple-black obliterating all the infiltrating espada.

Zaraki wanted to catch my sword but it was useless, Devastator didn't want anyone else to hold it, he wanted the other person to vanish. and Zaraki didn't need to vanish because he was weak.

Devastator returned to my front and I held it, he seemed to be satisfied with reiatsu, try obliterating a god, you'll be even crazier.

"My duty is done, now I'm going home" Before I went back, I saw the woman I missed.

Unohana approached me as if I existed.

"Sur" Yes mommy, Baby Sur is here, and wants some milkies.

"Yes?" Unohana took me to her division. But I didn't want to take off my robe, I would definitely be scolded by Unohana if she knew there were 2 new wounds on my body, more precisely 1 wound and 1 missing limb.

When I arrived at the unohana division.

The 4th division where all shinigami who can medicate are here.

I became a spectacle here because my body was covered in a large robe and followed their captain, unohana.

When I arrived at the assembly hall, unohana gathered all of her team including her lieutenants.

"Sur, I want you to join my division as a vice captain" I looked at everyone here, and unohana.

"On what basis?" Unohana gave me the box that I gave her in the past.

"The box you gave us makes our work easier and you have healing powers that surpass even ours." Thank you for the compliment.

"I refuse, I don't want to be bound by all this" Suddenly everyone here did a dogeza, I immediately stopped their movements.

"I beg you" Don't beg me, I can do miracles but I won't always be your angel of help.

"Then, if you can cure this, then I will accept your offer" I opened my robe and took off my clothes.

Everyone here looked at my body, and some people were amazed and analyzed my wounds. Except for Unohana who glared because she saw the new wound on my chest and my missing right hand.

Unohana smiled and gave off an incredible bloodthirsty aura, everyone in her division was scared, trembling.

"Who's responsible for that" Unohana's soft voice but sinister aura made this area really tense.

I coughed, and all the aura disappeared.

The place was instantly peaceful as if nothing had happened.

"I met Ms. Kikyo, we were practicing, because I was fooled by Ms. Kikyo's confession of love, my chest was accidentally hit by her arrow" I looked at Unohana who was still smiling widely.

"Then for my right hand, I met the galactic empress, I defeated her. because I felt sorry for her, I healed her and apologized, but she forgave me in this way. Pop, tada, the hand is gone, as compensation for her overdoing it. I kissed her, and that was it" This time Unohana smiled even wider and stood up.

"Leave me with this person, whatever you hear here should never be spread out, or I will punish you myself" All the members of this division went out, leaving me alone with Unohana.

"So, Sur. You are indeed a bad boy" Ah, what a nice compliment from a woman like you.

"Ah really? I've given you a body that has inexhaustible Reiatsu, and a well-stocked medicine box. is that count as a bad boy?" Unohana giggled and approached me.

Did I set up a flag? Come on, come on, please let me off the hook, I'm willing even if it's just one-handed play.

"No, but I'm disappointed in you for allowing yourself to be hurt by another woman, I accept that you were hurt by that innocent kikyo, but I don't accept the other woman who managed to cut off your hand, and you didn't casually punish her instead you gave her a kiss. I really don't know what you were thinking at that time" Ah, finally there is one of my harem who can accept kikyo, and hate galaxia.

This is the compensation I deserve after feeling the kiss of destruction.

"I don't know, I think it's a worthy compensation" Unohana sat right in front of me.

and picked up her medicine box.

"Let me treat you" Unohana healed some uncovered wounds on my right hand.

How gentle the treatment is, it's like a mother's love for her delinquent son. No matter how naughty the son is, the mother will always take care of you.

"To be honest I could have healed and regrown my hand, but I want that woman to regrow it. It's good" Unohana chuckled and bandaged my body.

"Sur" I looked at Unohana who was smiling sweetly in front of me.

"Yes" Unohana took her sword and slashed at me.

I immediately blocked it with my hand.

"Let's fight again, if you lose. I'll punish you" Ohohohohohoho, this is what I've been waiting for. mommy's gonna punish me, yeah baby.

"What punishment will I get if I lose?" Unohana released her bloodthirsty aura.

"That's my business, now your business is" Unohana prepared her bankai.

"Survive" Spoiler alert, I can survive baby.

"What if I win?" I won't be using my 2 swords, but the dragon slayer's spear.

"Owh, new weapon, interesting. What do you want if you win?" wooooooooooooooooooooo, here it is. here it is what I've been waiting for.

An invitation to Segs, woooooooo.

"I will make it easy for you without the need for my right hand, and all I want is" I pointed to unohana.

"Your very self" Unohana smiled happily and gave off an even greater bloodthirsty aura.

"If you win" I would win if I really meant it, but you'd hate it if our fight was really short, wouldn't you?

"My victory has been decided since" I instantly teleported to Unohana's face, and gave her a quick kiss on the lips.

"My kiss landed on your lips" with a little distraction, Unohana was startled and I immediately attacked her.

We are fighting here in this division.

I can now freely fight this time, because my job is done.

Giving mommy a kiss on the lips.

It tastes like roses.

If you ask me.