62 Chapter 62 : Is it greedy to want more comments? Part 2

The fridge wasn't refilled. And there's no alcohol. Maybe it's a sign, from like, the goddess of...food and alcohol. Maybe, I spent too much time in this particular room and this is the infinite hallway's way of telling me to move on and explore.

I mean, I kinda want to find the doorway to Hogwarts.

See, I have a theory. My theory is that these doors, in this infinite corridor, (Yes, I watched Castlevania. Yes, I cried, future baby pope. You did too, so, shove off!) are breaches of a sort, into other realities, and spaces in time. You'd be surprised to learn, that in this archaic and magically ran land, we have Netflix. it's not called that, for copyright reasons, but we have it, and Castlevania, because *cough* [RETRACTED] *cough* doesn't care about the probability of the word, "Castlevania" being copyrighted.

Stop breaking the fourth wall, me.

Ugh.

I'm breaking the fourth wall too much. Sigh.

Anyways, just like this infinite hallway wants, I emerged from the door that resembled the door in the clearing from season six of Once Upon A Time (Also, probably copyrighted, but [REDACTED] doesn't care) and started my journey towards freedom. And Hogwarts.

I've always wanted to explore Hogwarts.

Did I ignore the fact the Benedictis is stuck in the wall, groaning, whilst Valerian, whose name I forgot momentarily but remembered out of necessity, was being lectured by whatshisface? Yes.

I've honestly forgotten her male companion's name, it's been so long since he's been in a chapter, baby pope. Or maybe [REDACTED] just has a horrible memory, I mean she wrong the previous...intry and put Valerian into that chapter and couldn't remember her name. Which lead to Benedictis being in the dog house. Sigh.

[REDACTED] and Aphrite are two serious peas in a pod with how much they ruin my life.

Ah, fourth walling again. Oops.

...Why do we call it the fourth wall? Why not the third? Who decided that the narrator of a book speaking to the readers, was fourth walling? Hmm..I should research this.

Goddess, I miss Google. Google solved everything.

Sigh.

Ooh! Rainbow door! Hogwarts, here I come!

....It wasn't Hogwarts but at least I found a DRAGON!!!

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