Chapter 7: Learning Cultivation in the Madman's Asylum

Charline took a deep breath, gritted her teeth, and turned around, with her back facing Ivan.

Ivan looked at Charline in confusion.

What was she doing?

After a few seconds, she turned around again and threw a black object at Ivan.

At that moment, Ivan was completely stunned.

As the owner of a secondhand women's lingerie shop, he could naturally tell at a glance what the thing thrown from the air was !!

Charline's beautiful face was slightly flushed. She covered her chest with one hand and said loudly,

"This one is worth at least 150,000 dollars on the market. Are you satisfied now!?"

Fi... Fifteen thousand!?

Ivan's mouth widened, and he almost couldn't react.

He had originally thought of just getting a random piece of clothing, but who knew she would directly give him her underwear...

It was also at this moment that he suddenly realized that... Charline was wearing a school uniform?

Cough cough... No wonder she gave him the underwear. That explained it.

Ivan didn't hesitate. He took the item and disappeared into the night at the fastest speed.

If he were really caught, he would die!

Charline would definitely not let him go at that time!!

But the current situation was excellent.

Not only did Charline not recognize him, but he had also obtained something extremely valuable!!

Not bad, not bad, quite a fruitful harvest!!

A minute after Ivan left, the people from the Judgment Department arrived and took Charline back for questioning.

...

After returning home, Ivan carefully placed the pair of black high heels and the newly obtained lace lingerie under the bed.

He didn't do anything else but immediately lay down on the bed.

No matter what, improving his strength was the most crucial thing!

If he hadn't been quick-witted today, he probably wouldn't have been able to return.

Thinking of this, Ivan held the key in his hand and had a thought.

He felt a sudden dizziness, and in the next moment, he reappeared in that strange room.

Other than a bed that looked the same, there were some irregularly arranged and distorted clocks hanging in the pitch-black space.

"Pervert..."

That familiar loli voice appeared again.

Ivan's face immediately darkened. Every time he came in, he was called a pervert. This feeling was really unpleasant.

"Hey!! If you have the guts, come out and talk!!" Ivan shouted loudly in the space.

However, this time, the loli voice suddenly fell silent.

He still remembered that the person called Nine Heavens Celestial Lord had said that this was a madman asylum.

And this loli voice seemed to be his granddaughter.

He just didn't know why she was also in this mental hospital.

Ivan didn't think much about it and carefully observed the surrounding space.

He saw that it was pitch black all around. Other than the distorted clocks in the dark space, there was nothing.

How could this environment be called a madman's asylum?

A madman's asylum without a single lunatic?

"There's a door five meters in front of you. That's the entrance to the asylum."

The loli voice came again.

Ivan looked in the direction the voice had indicated.

Sure enough, although it looked a little blurry, there was indeed a door there.

He could see the light from outside shining through the cracks of the door.

Ivan didn't hesitate. He walked straight to the door and gently pushed it open.

The door was like a piece of paper. A simple touch was enough to open it.

The light from outside shone in.

When Ivan saw the scene inside, he was stunned. Everyone inside was wearing the same gray robe.

Even the men had long hair.

Clearly, they were not people of this era.

Even the buildings inside were ancient bamboo houses or wooden houses.

He had to admit, this place did look like a resort.

Ivan walked through the door and saw thirty to forty people in the courtyard, seemingly discussing something.

At this moment, Ivan saw the three people closest to him walking on their hands while standing upside down.

 Cultivators are really overwhelming! They even walked on their hands.

"But is this place really a asylum?" Ivan said doubtfully.

It looked pretty normal. Could he have been deceived?

Just as he thought of this, the three people who had been walking upside down started discussing.

"Hey, did you see that? That person seems a little abnormal..."

"Yeah, yeah, he's actually walking on his feet!!!"

"Damn!! It's true. Could he be a lunatic?"

"Run, run, go away from him. If he goes crazy, we'll be affected too!"

After the three of them discussed for a while, they suddenly looked at Ivan with terrified expressions. Then, they frantically ran away on their hands.

It was as if they had really encountered an extremely dangerous lunatic...

???

Three big question marks appeared above Ivan's head.

What the hell!?

Holy crap!!

I've been mistaken for a lunatic!?

At that moment, Ivan finally understood. This place was truly worthy of being called a madman's asylum...

"The people in these courtyards have relatively mild symptoms. Next, you need to go to Ward One to treat the patients."

The loli voice echoed in Ivan's mind again.

"Hey, where's Ward One?"

"Find it yourself."

Ivan's face immediately darkened.

Find it myself?

This is a freaking mental hospital!!

Am I supposed to ask these lunatics?

Ivan let out a soft breath.

Just then, he suddenly noticed an old man sitting on a rocking chair under a bamboo building.

This old man was holding a fan, looking carefree and content.

Finally, I've found someone who seems relatively normal!!

Ivan quickly walked over and asked,

"Sir, may I ask where Ward One is?"

The old man's fan gradually came to a stop as he slowly opened his eyes.

"Young man, you have good judgment to come and ask me."

At that moment, Ivan froze on the spot.

The moment the old man before him opened his eyes, Ivan felt an overwhelming sense of suppression.

I've definitely asked the right person!!

"You must be the new dean, right?"

"Uh... I think so?"

After hearing this, the old man slowly stood up and straightened his back. "Listen carefully, I'll tell you where Ward One is right now!"

Ivan nodded seriously.

The old man's expression gradually turned solemn. "Ward One is... over the hills and across the ocean, where there's a Smurf..."

Suddenly, a wise light appeared in the eyes of the previously serious old man. He started dancing and twisting his body, heading towards the square.

???

Ivan felt as if he had been struck by lightning, completely stunned.

What the hell is that!?

"Hahaha, you're really foolish to believe the words of a madman," the loli-like voice rang out again.

Her laughter was incredibly pleasant to hear.

"Hehe," Ivan's face instantly turned pitch black, feeling like he had been played.

At that moment, he suddenly remembered what the Nine Heavens Celestial Lord had said.

"Little loli, if I remember correctly, you're the granddaughter of the Nine Heavens Celestial Lord, right?" Ivan's lips curled into a smile.