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I Cultivate Through a Madman's Asylum

"Passers by, don't miss out! Second-hand ladies' underwear, cough cough..." Ivan yelled at the entrance of his small shop, which specialized in selling second-hand ladies' underwear exclusively for men's service. In this era where superpowers were prevalent across the entire Earth, Ivan chose the path of cultivation. How dare these mere superhumans have the audacity to challenge the mighty cultivator? And to top it off, at the start, he occasionally encountered a beautiful girl having fun alone in the dance studio...

Holyshit · Urban
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Chapter 24: It's Good to Admit You Have a Pig Brain

"This student is Ivan. Please come down and cooperate," Charline's cold yet pleasant voice echoed throughout the entire plaza.

Her voice caused Ivan, who was sitting in his seat, to stiffen.

Could it be that he has been exposed?

No, it shouldn't be exposed so soon.

But if he continues to interact with Charline, exposure is inevitable!

When the students heard these words, many of them felt deeply disappointed.

Then, curiosity arose within them about the lucky person named Ivan.

"Because Ivan is unable to use supernatural abilities, he is the most suitable candidate," Charline explained, as if giving an explanation, and added another sentence.

Upon hearing these words, many boys' eyes turned green with envy.

"Damn it! Why choose someone who can't use supernatural abilities? It would be better to nullify my abilities right now!"

"If I didn't have supernatural abilities, how great would it be to cooperate with the goddess right now? Damn it, this guy is just too lucky!"

"Why is it him who has no supernatural abilities? It would be so much better if this person without supernatural abilities were me!"

"..."

As Ivan listened to the words of some boys next to him, his facial expression gradually became speechless.

One has to admit that being a "licking dog" is truly awesome.

Johnson sat not far from Ivan, and his expression began to twist.

Why!?

Why is Ivan always so lucky?

"What are you still dawdling for? This is a great opportunity to get close to the campus goddess!" Leonard quickly shouted from the side.

Ivan took a deep breath, stood up, and walked slowly towards the stage, under the envious gazes of all the boys.

What's bound to happen will happen, and there's no way to avoid it anyway.

"You don't possess any supernatural abilities, so you are the most suitable choice to assist in this course," Charline said with a calm look in her beautiful eyes. Her stunning face seemed to carry a touch of frost, giving off a feeling of keeping people at a distance of a thousand miles.

"What do you need me to do?" Ivan deliberately tried to appear ordinary, so he took the initiative to speak up.

Charline looked at Ivan, and there was an inexplicable smile on the corner of her red lips.

In that moment when he saw that smile, Ivan suddenly had a foreboding feeling!

Sure enough, in the next moment, Charline swiftly grabbed Ivan's wrist and raised her knee, aiming for the area between Ivan's legs.

!!!

Ivan's first reaction was to mobilize the QI in his body, attempting to resist.

But he suddenly realized that Charline wasn't such an impulsive person.

There was only one purpose for doing this, and that was to test!

If he really resisted, his identity would be exposed immediately.

Thinking of this, Ivan did not resist at all and put on a look of being unable to react.

Charline's glass-like beautiful eyes flickered slightly as she carefully observed Ivan's reactions. Finally, her knee stopped just one centimeter away from a certain position.

In that instant, Charline had already made up her mind. When Ivan resisted, she would directly control him.

But who could have thought that Ivan really had no powers!

''Indeed... I thought too much.''

She had personally checked that day, and there was no trace of any extraordinary power on Ivan.

But... if not Ivan, then who could it be?

Ivan's description that day matched perfectly with hers. Could he have just made it up?

Charline was puzzled in her heart, but she didn't dwell on it and instead turned her gaze to the students sitting in the audience.

"The move just now, the female students can practice more. It's the most effective method when facing special situations outside."

Charline's voice was cold, but it sounded very pleasant.

At this moment, the students were initially stunned, but soon many boys burst into envious lamentations:

"Damn it! Why wasn't I the one cooperating!"

"Damn, her knee almost touched! This guy is so lucky!"

"I want to be treated like this by the goddess too!"

"..."

For a while, the scene became lively.

Upon hearing these words, Ivan's mouth twitched slightly.

Indeed, being a licking dog is quite awesome.

Next, Charline began to talk about the practical use of powers and how to use one's own powers to protect themselves.

After that, Charline didn't ask Ivan to cooperate anymore.

Since it was already known that the person wasn't Ivan, there was no point in continuing.

After the public class ended, Ivan and Leonard went to a nearby small restaurant, planning to have a good meal.

"It's impressive how you can make so much money selling those seductive things all day," Leonard looked at the table full of dishes and licked his lips as he spoke.

"What do you mean by 'seductive things'? Can't you speak properly? At least selling second-hand underwear brings in some income for a living."

Ivan raised an eyebrow lightly and said displeasedly.

Although selling fake second-hand underwear was unethical, at least it was an authentic reproduction. Overall, it was quite good.

Leonard didn't say anything more and instead changed the topic suddenly:

"By the way, how did it feel today?"

When he said this, Leonard deliberately lowered his voice and raised an eyebrow.

"What do you mean by 'how did it feel'?"

"Aren't you asking knowingly? Of course, it's about being dominated by the campus goddess during the public class. How did it feel?"

Ivan's mouth twitched slightly. "Heh, not good at all!"

It would be easy to expose his identity accidentally, and then there would be a lot of trouble.

In his mind, he recalled the scene from that night again.

Charline was wearing semi-transparent lace black stockings, dressed as a maid, and kneeling on the ground, fantasizing about being punished by a master.

Sss—

It was impossible to associate the two!

If Charline hadn't been looking for high heels recently, Ivan would even think he had made a mistake.

In the academy, Charline's image had always been admired by the students.

As the president of the student council, she never showed mercy in her actions and had a meticulous attitude, becoming the target of pursuit in the hearts of her classmates.

In the eyes of the teachers, Charline was also a very talented and hardworking student.

While the two were eating, a sarcastic voice came over:

"Isn't this our classmate without powers?"

Ivan turned around, and it was Johnson.

At that time, when he saw Ivan cooperating, his eyes turned green with jealousy.

"Heh... you took part without any powers, Ivan... I really didn't expect that our former playmate would end up like this. I guess this is the closest you've come to success in your life, right?"

Johnson looked at Ivan and finished speaking with a sneer.

He had no other purpose in coming here than to vent his displeasure.

By the way, let Ivan see clearly that a person without abilities, even if he was very close to Charline, would still be of no use!

Now was a world where abilities spoke. Those without abilities were only fit to live at the bottom!

Ivan put down his chopsticks and slowly stood up. The expression on his face was very calm.

"What? Do you want to hit me again? Last time, you got lucky and attacked me when I was off guard. Now, I can beat you to your knees and make you call me grandpa!!"

Johnson had an arrogant expression on his face.

Before his abilities awakened, Ivan would often beat Johnson to the ground.

But now, everything was different. Johnson had awakened his abilities, while Ivan would probably only be able to struggle at the bottom of society after graduating from the academy.

"First of all, please use your pig brain to think carefully. If it was just such a simple cooperation, why would Charline choose me specifically?"

Ivan asked with a slight smile.

Johnson's expression froze.

If Charline just wanted to teach everyone how to defend themselves, anyone could do it. Why did she have to choose Ivan?

Johnson had also thought about this question. He sneered, "Do I even need to ask? Of course, it's because she pities you!!"

Ivan sat back down and a smile appeared on the corner of his lips.

"Alright, it's good that you admit that you're a pig brain."

Johnson was stunned again. He instantly realized that this was a trap Ivan had set for him!!!

"You're courting death!!!"