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I Cultivate Through a Madman's Asylum

"Passers by, don't miss out! Second-hand ladies' underwear, cough cough..." Ivan yelled at the entrance of his small shop, which specialized in selling second-hand ladies' underwear exclusively for men's service. In this era where superpowers were prevalent across the entire Earth, Ivan chose the path of cultivation. How dare these mere superhumans have the audacity to challenge the mighty cultivator? And to top it off, at the start, he occasionally encountered a beautiful girl having fun alone in the dance studio...

Holyshit · Urban
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Chapter 2 Inherited a Madman's Asylum

"Who is there!?"

As soon as the voice echoed, the glass of the dance studio shattered, and a graceful figure rushed out from inside.

She didn't even have time to put on her high heels, her semi-transparent black jade feet stepping directly on the railing.

Her stunning beauty was unforgettable at first glance!

Her glass-like beautiful eyes were searching around in confusion.

Seemingly unable to find anyone, a hint of panic appeared in her eyes.

Without hesitation, she disappeared from the spot in a flash.

After about a minute, her figure reappeared nearby.

This time, she bit her red lips with her silver teeth, but in the end, she could only leave the place unwillingly.

Half an hour later, next to the dance studio, Ivan lifted the lid of a trash can and gasped for breath.

"Ugh—I was suffocating!!"

Ivan crawled out of the trash can and couldn't help but retch twice.

Just now, there happened to be a trash can next to the staircase, so he had the clever idea to jump into it.

That's how he narrowly escaped.

But he had to endure the smell of the trash can for half an hour!!

Who knows which idiot used up a whole roll of toilet paper in there.

Aren't you afraid of body damage?

The pungent and foul smell almost made Ivan vomit.

But then again, the fact that the Student Council President of our college was hiding in such a place doing such things is really absurd!!

The college where Ivan studies is called Blue Maple College, and it has quite a reputation in City A.

The beautiful girl just now was Charline, the President of the Student Council at Blue Maple College.

They can't say they haven't had any contact, but they have absolutely no relationship at all!!

But judging from her appearance, Charline is usually aloof and unapproachable. Unexpectedly, she was alone in a place like this...

''Fortunately, I wasn't seen just now. Otherwise, Charline might have killed me to protect her reputation.''

Ivan walked up the stairs and looked at the dance studio.

Inside, he noticed a pair of black round-toe high heels left behind because Charline had hurriedly left.

"These shoes should sell a hefty price, right?" Ivan's eyes lit up.

He crawled through the broken window and picked up the high heels.

Sure enough, there was a well-known brand imprint on the sole, with a market price starting at least at 8,000!

"Damn it! The evil capitalists! The price of these shoes is enough for me to live for half a year!" Ivan gritted his teeth and said angrily.

For example, the underwear he was wearing now was bought for five yuan from a roadside stall.

But today's trip wasn't in vain. At least he found these high heels!

He thought he could sell them for around 2,000, which would sustain him for a long time!

With this in mind, Ivan's eyes gradually brightened.

He no longer hesitated, carrying the high heels and leaving the dance studio, quickly running towards his home.

Back at home, Ivan sat on the floor, cradling the black high heels in his hands, his eyes gradually shining.

"As long as I can sell these high heels, I'll have my food and clothing covered for a long time!"

He gently caressed the heel of the shoes as if they were treasure, then leaned closer to the high heels and took a deep breath.

Hmm! The scent of money!

This fragrance was truly intoxicating!

The scent of money was indeed irresistible!

When school ended tomorrow, he would secretly sell these shoes!

With that in mind, Ivan placed the high heels in a shoebox, took off his outer clothing, and lay down wearing only his underwear.

Tonight, he should be able to have a sweet dream!

Time flew by, and the alarm clock on Ivan's bedside already pointed to 3 a.m.

Suddenly, Ivan sat up abruptly from his bed, gasping for breath.

"Oh damn... scared the hell out of me..."

He had just had a strange dream, where someone claiming to be the Nine-Star Evil Monarch pierced his heart with a single finger.

What happened to the sweet dream? How did it turn into a nightmare?

Forget it, don't think too much. Tomorrow, he should quickly find a buyer for the high heels and sell them.

With that in mind, Ivan was about to go back to sleep.

But in that instant, he suddenly realized.

The place he was in didn't seem to be his own room...

It was pitch black all around, and the only things visible were some distorted clocks hanging unevenly in mid-air.

"What, what is this place?" Ivan was instantly stunned.

Could he still be dreaming? But this incredibly realistic feeling didn't seem like a dream at all.

"Pervert..."

A sweet and melodious voice entered Ivan's ears.

????

Did I mishear?

Just now, it seemed like a very pleasing loli voice came through. Could it be an illusion?

"If it weren't for my grandpa asking me to wait for you here, I wouldn't bother with a pervert like you!"

This time, Ivan was absolutely certain that the voice came from within this space.

A surge of anger rose within Ivan. While he didn't know if this place was a dream or somewhere else entirely, being called a pervert out of nowhere was quite unpleasant!

"Hey! You call people perverts right off the bat, are you polite?"

"And are you going to deny that you're a pervert? Selling used women's underwear and even sniffing the high heels worn by some girl just now. Are you going to say you're not a pervert!?"

"That used women's underwear was entirely created with air freshener! As for the high heels you mentioned? That's the scent of money, you don't understand anything!"

Ivan wasn't afraid at all, even though he still wasn't sure if he was dreaming or not.

But how could he tolerate his profession being insulted by someone else!

"I don't feel like talking to you."

"Then don't."

"..."

After about ten seconds of silence, a ring flew out from the space.

Ivan happened to catch the ring as he saw it.

"This is the key to your entry. Don't let the door hit you on the way out!" It was the last sentence left behind by a mysterious loli in the space.

Then Ivan felt a kick on his backside, and he fell off the bed.

The next moment, Ivan sat up abruptly from the bed, realizing that everything had returned to its usual scene.

Indeed, it was just a dream.

However, just as he had this thought in his mind, he suddenly noticed an ancient and delicate ring in his hand.

In that instant, Ivan was completely stunned.

So, what just happened wasn't a dream!! He had really entered some kind of separate space?

''Hum—''

A thunderous sound rang in Ivan's mind, and he felt his whole body tremble. Suddenly, he was pulled by a force.

When he regained his senses, he found himself in a vast universe, and he could even see the Sun ahead.

What... what is happening now?

At that moment, Ivan suddenly noticed an old man in Daoist robes standing in front of him.

The old man turned slowly, causing Ivan's body to tremble!

''Oh damn!! Isn't this the old man who tricked me and made me choose cultivation?

Wait, his appearance seems a bit different now. What's with this imposing pressure?

This time, facing this old man, it felt like facing the heavens and earth themselves!''

"I am the Nine Heavens Celestial Lord, and you have reached a breakthrough point in your cultivation. From now on, you will be able to walk the path of the Nine Heavens! The ring in your hand is the Madman's Asylum I have painstakingly built, and now I give it to you..."

Ivan didn't understand anything the man said, but he understood the last sentence.

"Crazy, Madman's Asylum? How bored were you to manage something like that..."

"...Mind your own business. If I want to manage it, I'll manage it. Now it's yours to run!"

It seemed like the old man was displeased by Ivan's comment. The aura of superiority around him vanished completely as he glared and shouted loudly.

Just as Ivan was about to say something, the old man interrupted him:

"By the way, the loli voice inside is my granddaughter. It's yours now, do whatever you want with her. Goodbye!"

Ivan: "???"