MC:do you believe that i can turn into a fish and slip in your vital yin? Girl:no MC:ok *poof* *MC turn into a fish* Girl:AH.......*moans* ππππππ π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π ππππ ππ π π π ππ π π ππ π ππ π πππ π π πππ π ππ π
F*ck, this novelβs translator is actually a eunuch . F*ck you sh*tty eunuch! I hope you never get hard again! F*ck, this novelβs translator is actually a eunuch . F*ck you sh*tty eunuch! I hope you never get hard again!
How is it even possible that QI let a novel with zero chapters...get released ...I am quite disappointed in this tbh. Iβd rather second place in votes be chosen as I know two two TLS groups are on A game with releases.
It will happen. Guys this is a one in a qidian opportunity. The gracious guys at webnovel.com will be treating everyone to fried fish. Now I know what your question is? What type of fish. As was sitting outside of webnovel headquarters I overheard something about it depends on seasonal price. So king crab. If this novel is approved, I think I can speak for everyone at webnovel.com and say you will get fresh steamed king crab delivered to your room because no one leaves there house anyway.
The overpowered system is not happy with the competition! He eats fish, yum! Yes, he ate your story fish system!!! βPewβ Actually thanks for the delicious story. This was not an advertisement for overpowered system!
Despite the atrocious release rate, this book is my absolute number 1. Hopefully it gets translated again βΉοΈ.
what do you mean taking a break!!!! holy hell did the translator died or something?! he must have come from China and was hit badly to no longer be able to translate like all the other books in qidian, they are all going on a break!!! so many authors and translators seems to be dying out!
ITS BACK BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Translator is a son of a ***** that stopped translating, i hope someone picks this up cuz its a good story! Fuck you translator
A story that is definitely in the top five fish-related novels on the site. Never skip the translator notes, as they are the highlights of each chapter. The worldbuilding is amazing as well - take a look at this example "After remolding goldfish hundreds of times, Chu Xian became quite good at it. It only took him three minutes to finish with one goldfish. Over two thousand goldfish should take more than six thousand minutes, equivalent to about a hundred hours. In the span of two days, Chu Xian remolded every single goldfish β the approximately 1500 ***** goldfish were ready to be sold, and the 700 or so babies were all reformed as a mask for his real operation." While in a pseudo-familiar modern world, the author constantly slips in information to tell the reader that everything is not as familiar as it seems. The fifty hour days result in a world that's familiar, but not too familiar, but not too not familiar. The level of research and worldbuilding is astounding as well - take a look at this section on his setting's equivalent of Chinatown. It's like you're stepping into a portal and seeing it firsthand. "Chu Xian got into a car and went to the Chinatown in New York. Chinatown was where Chinese Americans hung out in America, and 99% of the people there were Chinese. The streets decorated with Chinese things and the Chinese restaurants lining the sides of the streets gave Chu Xian a cozy feeling." And, while the update speed has been irritating fast recently, I won't take off stars for that.
Forget the rest of the stories hanging out on the voting block for weeks, LET ME READ ABOUT BEING A FISH ALREADY. Seriously votes should reset every time, no one cares about the story that's got 600k votes after 2 months but will still inevitably win this month. GIMME FISH.
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This is, so far, the weirdest novel I have ever seen. A weird person like me is quite curious about this book. I wanna read it. Cause I'm weird.
Is this a novel of a Magikarp becoming a Gyarados ? Anyway, this seems like a weird story, but at least a new story type! GO Magikarp ! Signature move, Splash !!!!
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I like the cover and the story seem to be quite interesting. It is original and fresh and I have a good feeling about it. The idea of a system that enables a man to transform into a fish is very intriguing and I can't wait to start reading this novel.
Iam in.. Why? Cause i like fish........ ................................................. ........................................... Damn i hate 140 min character review
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okay okay... where thestatsguy, we need your stats over here on this extremely fishy novel that is probably the most fishy in existence (I Can Turn into a Fish), so come and get the rating for this fishy novel brother!
Okay, this is getting weird. I've never expected a book like this. I'm giving it 5β for now and hopefully it'll be a really fun book to read.