Chapter 34 Are You The Red Lover?
In a tea house, Naruto was staring at his sister Yu who was also staring at him inexplicably!
Wearing a fishnet top, it sets off a beautiful figure, which makes people dazzled for a while! The beauty of the red bean pulled by the exposed snow-white collarbone made Naruto's nose bleed even more!
Woohoo... This beauty is so bold, Naruto-kun, who is known as the thickest-skinned man in the world, can't help but sigh that he would lose out in the face of a woman! It's just...
It's a disgrace to the vast number of colleagues on the earth!
That's right, the person sitting in the tea house is the "strongest" Shinobi of Konoha who sent Sasuke and Sakura away, kicked Konoha Maru away, and went shopping with the two good sisters Hong and Hongdou——
Naruto !
On the opposite side of him, the red beans are full of balls, chewing all kinds of balls in his mouth, scanning every part of Naruto's body with interest, as if he wants to find out what is so special about him!
And next to the red beans, the real Yuhi Hong, with a smile on her face, showed a sense of naturalness that was not usually seen in her calm expression. The corner of her mouth was slightly raised with one hand holding up the teacup, taking a sip of hot tea every once in a while. Looking softly at the big and small who are looking at each other!
Looking at it from a distance, this picture is so beautiful that I can't imagine it...
"Tsk tsk, I don't think it's anything special!
" With a snort, he picked up the teacup on the table in front of him and poured it into his stomach! The steaming hot tea didn't seem to be able to threaten her copper-skinned iron stomach! At the end, he put down the teacup with a bang, shook the table, and continued:
"Look, there is one nose, two eyes, one mouth, three legs, two arms..."
Poof—
the beauty shook her head, broke With scallion-white jade fingers depicting a certain red-haired girl, but the content is that Naruto spit it all on the beauty with a sip of hot tea!
Er -
three legs...
Nima, can you be normal? You are a woman, a woman. I said, don't treat a boy as a man. If you piss me off, it's not impossible for me to execute you on the spot
... Naruto said he couldn't accept the blood-vomiting bold words! Therefore, his mouth gave the best proof!
And the red next to her was also blushing, even though she was still in her boudoir, the girl was blooming! But it's not too small, she still knows some things! Hearing her best friend's presumptuous words, she also rolled her eyes wildly, and scolded shyly:
"Hongdou, you are so old, why can't you learn to be reserved? You are a woman, if you don't change your temperament, look Who dares to want you in the future!"
And when Naruto vomited the red beans upright with a sip of hot tea, he was already furious, but now he heard the advice from his best friend, he couldn't help feeling aggrieved, and yelled in disbelief: "Okay,
okay , Hong, you traitor! I've been vomited all over by this kid, and you still say I'm ignoring you!" Hongdou turned her head and hummed softly, twisted her delicate body, turned her head and stared at Naruto viciously, "Damn
it You bastard, uneducated brat! She is a big beauty, you...you treat her like this! I wonder why Hong thinks you are cute. Is it because the world is changing too fast or I didn't do it I understand..."
Here, Naruto wiped his mouth in embarrassment, and was extremely embarrassed! Just when I was about to apologize, I heard Hongdou's words "I was wondering, how could Hong think you are cute", and suddenly I felt like I was dying, the fairy air was floating, that kind of soaring The wonderful moment ignited his excitement!
"What, sister Hongdou, you said just now that Hong thinks I'm cute?" Naruto stepped on the table in disbelief, and brought his whole stinky face to the tip of Hongdou's nose. There was only a slight difference between the two of them. Come for an intimate encounter!
Hong on the side heard her best friend bursting out all her whispers quickly, her eyes turned red immediately, those red pupils that were already exuding sexy red became even redder under the impatience, He yelled again and again:
"Hongdou, don't say it, what are you doing!! Naruto kid, you heard it wrong, it's not like that at all, you..."
But it's a pity, although Hong was crowded beside her, but at this moment, Hongdou was obviously distracted, and she couldn't hear her reminder anymore! Scared by Naruto's crazy behavior, Hongdou stopped her condemnation, stared dumbfounded at the kid in front of her, and nodded stupidly, "Ah, what's the matter ?
"
Nodding in a daze, Hong suddenly felt a storm coming, powerlessly supported his forehead with his white jade hands, and looked at the sky helplessly, oh my god,
at this moment, that kid is not crazy...
Hearing Hong Dou confirming again , Naruto was stunned for a moment, and then, the corner of his mouth exaggeratedly grinned to the base of his ears, and a frightening manic laughter rolled out of his throat, "Hahahaha
... So, I am about to win! Quack, quack... Asma sensei, hehe, I'm sorry, Sister Hong is mine, quack quack quack..."
There was a strange laugh, and the whole body of the person who bought it was shaking from side to side, and he was pedaling on the table at this time, so , amidst his increasingly frantic laughter, the whole table was shaken and creaked. At a certain moment,
bang——
the tea table could not bear the devastation of a certain middle school student, and was completely wiped out in this world, with its owner Tears farewell! And that psychopath also lost his foothold, staggered unsteadily, and rolled on the ground with a grunt!
Seeing someone's exaggerated performance, Hongdou, who was still on fire, temporarily ignored the "saliva" on her body, covered her mouth with her bare hands, and laughed loudly: "Hong, I think
you are right now, this guy is really cute Ah, wow haha..."
Hong looked helplessly at Naruto who was acting exaggeratedly, and at the same time felt deep helplessness in his heart, but also inexplicably had such a different emotion,
this little guy, although looking at It's a little exaggerated, a little too arrogant, um, a little too bold, even blatantly declaring that he wants to compete with the ninja for women, and doesn't care about others' face at all, often making them blush and unable to come down... …
But it seems that he really treats me... At least, he dares to say it out loud, and he will also take practical actions to make people happy, really... If he grows up a bit, maybe I will really consider him ...
A series of strange thoughts flashed through his mind, and the red blushed again! Fortunately, because of Naruto's embarrassment and exaggerated performance this time, Hongdou thought she wanted to laugh and tried to suppress it... After a while,
Naruto got up from the ground, stared at Hong fixedly, He opened his mouth and said,
"Sister Hong, I've decided! Since you think I'm cute, I can't help expressing it. I've decided—I will
send you ninety-nine red roses every day from now on! Haha..."
After finishing speaking, Ming People laughed wildly again, and at the same time, the shopkeeper asked for a clean white cloth, and when he walked up to Hongdou, he was about to wipe off the wuhui things on her body!
And Hong was stupefied by fright, froze for a few seconds, and said quickly: "Hey, Naruto kid, don't mess around. I'm your mentor. If you do this, I won't be able to step down! If you If you don't listen to me, I won't talk to you anymore!"
At the end, Hong, who felt that reasoning alone could not communicate with the lunatic in front of him, unexpectedly threatened Naruto by saying angry words between lovers! After finishing speaking, even she herself felt that something was wrong with her, her face was flushed red with the scorching heat! But in order to dispel Naruto's crazy thoughts, she insisted on not changing her words!
"Ah—"
Naruto's eyelids twitched and his heart beat rapidly when he heard the jade man's soft threat
. There is a play, hehe, it seems that there is really a play! Hong, I have decided, you must be my woman...
If Naruto was not sure about conquering Hong before, then from this moment on, he has already made up his mind that if
Asma gives Hong to Ni If it struck, he would find a piece of tofu and crash there to death!
The more excited Naruto stopped talking nonsense after he got what he wanted, and replied repeatedly, "Okay, okay, I can do whatever Hong asks me to do"!
Intentionally or not, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com has quietly changed the title of "Sister Hong" to "Red"!
Of course, it's not that Kurenai Yuhi didn't notice his little trick, but just now, Hong who had a strange thought, couldn't come up with the idea of correcting this shameless "mistake", so he just followed Naruto's intention!
But here, Naruto absent-mindedly wiped the red beans with a white cloth on his body, but his face was full of anger, veins appeared on his body, and his white teeth were creaked! Finally, looking at those thieves' hands that were always staying on her beauty intentionally or unintentionally, she couldn't help it,
"Bastard, it's very comfortable to touch, isn't it!
" Well, it's soft, it smells old... um—this is..."
Naruto raised his head and found that his hands were stopped there...
cold sweat, cold sweat, cold sweat, and in an instant, a stream of cold sweat washed away With that thief-looking face!
"Er——that, Hongdou, you know, my heart is all on Hong, and I have no disrespect for you... Hey
, you started doing it right after talking...
Ah——it hurts me to death!
Bastard , if you hit me again, you will fight back...
Ah-
oh-
hiss-...
"
On the bustling street of Muye Village, there was an inhuman cry, which made people listen to it -
angry , smell it and vomit...