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Hi, my name is Adam Morningstar and I'm 17. And I died.But let's go back a few days before this happened.I lived an ordinary life, an ordinary teenager.I studied, watched movies,anime, TV series and read books, comics, short stories, ronobe and fan fiction.He worked half-time.

And then one day, at school, my friend Tom told me.

- Adam, if I'm not mistaken, you like King Kong.

- Yes, why?

- Have you watched Godzilla?

- What? Like you didn't watch Godzilla but watched Kong's movie.No, wait, have you watched a Kong movie called "Kong:Skull Island"

- I didn't watch it, I only watched King Kong 2005. And what?

- what? You're serious now, there's just this in Kong's new movie.And in Godzilla, there are just such scenes.And yet, after all, the movie "Godzilla vs. Kong" was released, you just have to watch all these movies and read the Monstervers comics.

- Really?

- Yes, and you should also watch the Godzilla anime trilogy there, he's just so huge.

- Well, I persuaded this weekend I will look.

At the weekend, as promised, I wanted to watch Godzilla.But I decided to start watching from the very first Godzilla movie of 1954.And I liked the first movie, and the second movie where Godzilla vs. Kong, too, because Kong won there.The third one is fine.And then chaos began.I began to wonder what they were doing there.There Gidora was reshot several times, Then his son appeared from the devil knows where.Mothra kicked Godzilla's ass twice in a row.Here his son died, no fuck he came to life and Godzilla died.Fuck now the whole movie is a child's invention.Bitch is now Cosmo Godzilla vs Godzilla.Now Shin is Godzilla, Now it's been a lot of restarts again, and Godzilla is fucking out of his tail, either people, or the undead stand out.Fucking all finished all Japanese movies.Now the anime trilogy.Wow, Godzilla is just a bomb here, even though it looks like a stone, but still, and if I don't feel it, Tom said that Godzilla will be just huge here, but he's somewhere 50-67 meters high, oh, and he was also killed.That his other two films will be something like flashbacks.Oh my God.What are these dimensions, so that little one was just his descendant, you just think 318 meters in height.Although in different anime I have seen other Titans with a height of 1km and even more.But he's still something with something.Now the second movie, oh no, the girl of the main character got infected, well, now she's passed out, he's not destroying Godzilla, but the base from which the infection is coming.The third film.Nifiga to himself the main character, with one of the twins stirred up, oh, there is no elf such a prishchelets another in the caster cooks or something, wow, it was a dream.Fuck their race turned out to be traitors and their god is what kind of noodles?Aah, this is Gidora bogataty.I didn't misunderstand. Oh, now the main character has been knocked out and started traveling through his memories.And Godzilla can't give a Hydro pussy because he's not in our dimension and I don't like this kind of Hydra.It would be better if he stayed with a three-headed dragon rather than instant noodles.The main character won and now when Godzilla starts beating Ghidorah, a very sad soundtrack has begun.What the fuck is he being bullied for.In the end, the main character took his girlfriend and left a pregnant twin with whom he slept.Poshol and killed the fuck about Godzilla.Well, now let's take a look at the American Godzilla of 2004.What the fuck is here lizard.And a female.Well, she's dead and it's for the best.Now Godzilla 2014.Just great, he's a handsome guy here, although not as huge as in the anime trilogy.But he's handsome.Now Godzilla:The king of monsters.Oh, and here the Hydra is what you need, not noodles.Oh, Rodan, he's good here too.Oh no, people, what have you done, you killed Godzilla, he was the last chance to win.Oh now Mothra she's here so shining like the sun, and Godzilla turns out to be alive.Oh no Sarizawa why did you die.After all, I liked him.Yes, so Motra show him Rodan where his place is.No Mothra, now you're dead.About the radio explosion of Godzilla, just like in the anime trilogy, although there is a gentle different way, but not the point.Haha, Ghidora was incinerated.Okay now Kong:Skull Island.Nifiga is a Kong giant in contrast to the 2005 Kong.Oh, my God, the main thing for people from Arimia is to shoot and blow up.Well, he's dead now.O Kong tore off the tongue of the Skullosaurus from the very base.Well, Kong's battle against three dinosaurs was more spectacular.Well now the anime series Godzilla:The singularity.Fu won't look there Godzilla is a freak.Now mutfilms.Well, now comics.Poor Kong was in his mother's arms for only 2 minutes.Okay, now the finale of today's Godzilla vs. Kong marathon.Oh Kong protects a little girl and has learned sign language.Now they're fucking creating a Mechagodzilla here, I hope they won't put leather on it and send it to fight Titans and destroy cities.Oh, it's a pity that Sarizawa won't see it.Oh Kong and Godzilla met that they would fight right on the ship in the middle of the ocean.I don't know if this Kong can swim, unlike the Kong from Japanese movies Godzilla.That they decided to trick Kong into jumping into the hole.God, what a beautiful place The Hollow earth is.It's like an axe made of Godzilla's fin.This is that the Kong and Godzilla families are the oldest enemies.Oh no Mechagodzilla is now a Ghidora.Kong don't die, thank God he was saved because now it's two against one.Yes, tear off his fucking head.Godzilla spared Kong and sailed away.

- Hello Tom.

- Oh, Adam, well, how did you watch the Godzilla movies.

- Yes, I looked, and you know what, Tom.

- what?

- I liked Godzilla, he's just cool, thanks for the advice, friend.

- Yes, nothing like that, it's not worth thanking.

- But thanks anyway.See you.

- yes... See you.Although this may be our last argument.

- What are you talking about....

Bam Boom Explosions.

Breaking news only recently, a series of explosions occurred in the city center due to the bombing, which caused incalculable.It looks like the Third World War has begun.

But this is not my story anymore.

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