1 -Are you f*cking kidding me?
In a single room, there's a young man age between 16-17y sleep on the bed.
(Yawn*)
"Good morning, hey!!?"
"Where am I? This isn't my room. Am I kidnaped? No there's no rope and I'm not hurt anywhere." He surprise himself to how calm he is in this situation.
Then he get up from the bed and open the door. He see the living room and the kitchen but he can't find anyone in the house. He walk to the refrigerator and drink a mouth full of water and walk sit on the chair. He try to think of what going on.
"The last time that I can remember is I go to buy cake for my sister and when I come back, I see a little boy playing with his ball in the park. I don't care and I hurry walk back home to celebrate my little angel birthday. I think of her cute face when she eat the cake make my mind is in heaven.( I'm not sis-con you know!)"
"Then I saw the little boy kick his ball hard the the street then just as he about to run to his ball, the big truck drive so fast come out from nowhere run toward the boy"
The sleepy driver just about to open his eye, he saw the boy on the street. He try turn right hard to evade him. Just as he about to happy then he see a young man with the cake in his hand stand near the steeet and the *BANG*
"So i'm dead? I'm f*cking dead right?" He shout out loud with the sweat on his back.
He pinch his hand "Ouy!!!"
"Hey! Why I am still hurt? This mean I'm alive right?"
He touch all over his body and he shout "This hand, This face, This body!! Why I feel unfamiliar?"
He then run to the bathroom and look at himself in mirror.
"This isn't my face! What is this dumb face!? And why am I so thin? Where is my super handsome body 6 packs and charming face?!" He cry out loud in of the bathroom.
A few minute later
He calm down and try to think about something.
"This face I swear I used to see somewhere" He put his hand on the chin. đ€
"In the school? No. In the town? No."
Like the electric shock him, he open his eye big.
"Are you f*cking kidding me? I am Yoshii Akihisa. The most stupid dummy in anime 'Baka To Test' that I watch with my little sister?!" đ±
