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I am Vardy

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Chapter 34: They don’t like you anyway

"Are you sure you are training with me instead of asking me to pick up the ball?" The breathless Vardy said to Gravesen angrily.

Five friends agreed to train with him, but from the beginning, there was no synchronization between them, regardless of thought or action.

Gravesen, Carsley, and Ottoman are the old players of Everton.

Their cooperation is relatively tacit.

Cahill is a new aid. And is relatively poor.

As for Vardy, there is almost no tacit understanding with anyone.

If he is slow, then there is no problem, but once he has picked up his pace, then the offensive action will immediately become chaotic.

It's not uncommon for Vardy to run up to the front, but Gravesen passes the ball to the back.

"You are running too fast okay!, you are on the offense. What are you doing running so hard, going for offside?" Gravesen said, without taking a step back.

After more than an hour, several people were too tired.

Not only were they tired of running and passing, but their throats were even more tired, as they had to guide Vardy with loud voices!

"Training with you is more tiring than playing a Premier League game!" Carsley sat down on the ground, unwilling to get up.

Cahill and Gravesen were also panting, showing that the training was not easy.

Although very tiring, more than an hour of training has been very fruitful; at least a few people will specifically give the ball to Vardy's heel.

"The of this training effect is good, as long as you persevere, I don't think it will take long for our combination to shock the Premier League!" Cahill said with a longing look on his face.

As the core of the team's offense, Cahill naturally does not want to be mediocre at Everton.

Although Everton is not a real strong team, he is very optimistic about their offensive combination.

Gravesen has a strong ball-sweeping ability. Carsley, and Ottoman are equally good at defense;

His ability to plug in the back row is top-notch. Vardy has super fast speed and explosive power, and with a high center, such an offensive combination is very advantageous!

"I think we are crazy, why don't we go to the nightclub to find some beautiful girl and spend some happy times, we have to be here with this stinky man!" Ottoman pours a big bottle of sports drink in one breath, then laughs at himself.

Naturally, he was greeted with Vardy's eyes.

This guy is very good-hearted, but his mouth is a little bit broken.

"It's not easy to find beautiful women. It is said that we will have our own football mascot soon. It seems to be Liz McClarnon from the Atomic Kitten Group. When she comes to our club for the photoshoot, you can join in. Take a chance, maybe you can roll the sheets with her at night!" Carsley blinked, full on encouraging.

The Premier League club has a tradition of finding football mascots, but most of them are giants.[T.N- IDK WHAT IT'S MEANS. I know mascot, but here the author has something called football baby, aka female stars as ambassador]

It is very difficult for Everton to be favored by beautiful women. Therefore, Everton did not have its own football mascot.

Atomic Kitten?

What the fcuk is this?

"I don't like this group very much, and although Liz is good, but she is not my dish, I don't like it!" Ottoman's voice said with a disgusted expression.

Gravesen punched Ottoman's chest hard and said fiercely: "You don't like it, what do you mean by that disgusting expression, tell you, I like Liz, she is my favorite female star!"

Casley blinked, with a very puzzled expression: "Then what happened to Kelly Brook, you seem to have said that you like her?"

Gravesen's face couldn't be more black, and he quibbled: "Can't I like both?"

Several other people smiled and shrugged.

"It's okay, it doesn't matter if you like two hundred of them, they will not like you anyway!" Vardy laughed.

Then, on the training ground, the scene of chasing and escaping appears.

...

There were always clubs in his previous life who complained about the FA's idiot schedule, but at that time it was not about himself, but now it was different.

When he was on the scene, Vardy felt that they were not wrong.

The last round of the league was an away game against Manchester United.

This round was against Manchester City.

Why didn't the FA arrange both games as consecutive away games so that Everton didn't need to go back and forth?

Unfortunately, the decision is often made by those who have no brains.

Before the press conference, a reporter asked Moyes whether the talented star Vardy of Manchester United in the last match will make his debut in this match.

Moyes was also very sincere, admitting that Vardy will sit on the bench in this game.

And if the attack is not smooth, then Vardy would have a chance to come off the bench.

But everyone believes that Moyes was sending smoke bombs to deceive Manchester City, hoping to beat Manchester City by surprise.

Even Manchester City coach Keegan thinks Moyes is playing tricks!

But they really wronged an honest person!

When everyone got the Everton starting list before the game, they suddenly found out that Vardy was really not on the starting list and was still left on the bench as a secret weapon!

Is Moyes conspiring something?

At this moment, Moyes wanted to cry, but he didn't have any tears; why didn't anyone believe him; an honest person!

During the warm-up before the game, Vardy saw the Chinese player Sun Jihai on the court.

Compared to Li Gang, Sun Jihai may be in a better situation at Manchester City, at least he can play steadily, while Li Gang is still recovering from injury now!

Vardy would have liked to say hello to him in the past.

But considering that he might speak a series of fluent and standard Mandarin dialects, Sun Jihai might have been intimidated, so he gave up on this plan.

If he looks at the position, he may directly match up with Sun Jihai when he plays.

After all, he is going to play on the sidewalk.

It will not be too late to say hello.

Of course, the premise is that he has the opportunity to play

....

The game has not started yet.

Goodison Park Stadium was already very lively.

Although compared to Manchester United's Old Trafford, which can accommodate 80,000 fans, Goodison Park Stadium is much smaller.

But being small does not mean that the atmosphere is not good. 40,000 Everton fans can also give the visiting team players the feeling of hell.

Vardy was no longer a little guy without a reputation.

The last goal against Manchester United made him very popular among Everton fans.

Although he can't compare with some old players for a while, he can still gain some fans, which will receive him with a warm response.