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I am Vardy

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Chapter 1: I am Vardy

"Pass, damn it, don't you know what a good opportunity this is?"

"Stupid, stupid, shot strength is too weak haven't you eaten in these few days?"

"You stupid pig go back to defense, why are you standing there!"

...

Although he had not opened his eyes, he was shocked by the deafening sound around him, as if his eardrum was about to burst.

Who drove the TV sound so loud?

Don't you let people sleep?

Also, what kind of broken TV series is this, so many swear words. I really don't know, how did it pass the review!

The feeling of a hangover gave him a headache, and the feeling of being in a noisy market environment made him even more very upset, so he wanted to get up and turn off the disturbing TV set.

As he reluctantly opened his eyes narrowly and waited until the environment in front of him was reproduced in his mind through his pupils, he suddenly became stupid.

Why am I in the stadium?

And who is playing football?

Who is the guy who is yelling at the side of the court not far in front of himself?

A series of question marks appeared in his mind, making his not-so-clear mind even muddier.

The afternoon sunshine was a little dazzling. There was a burning sensation on his body, plus the stifling weather; it was just like being in a steamer.

Sleeping like this, at least this dream did not make him nostalgic, because in this dream he is not playing on the court, but only appeared on the sidelines.

Can't even dream of playing the game; this dream really didn't have any aftertaste.

Suddenly, a memory that didn't belong to him appeared in his mind, occupying about half of the depth of his soul. the weird invader and Da wei had an extremely fierce battle in his mind; this is even more so that Da wei felt like his head was about to explode.

It may be a feud that makes the two sides fear each other, but under certain doomed rules, both sides began to merge reluctantly but desperately.

The pain he felt was a kind of pain that seems to exceed the definition of human pain level; although he has not experienced the pain that a pregnant woman has to bear when giving birth, he feels that his pain is definitely greater.

Clenching his teeth and silently enduring the pain, as he was a man and would never cry!

hiss!

oooh!

Well, I am really not a tough guy!

Perhaps it was some kind of will that made him overcome the painful difficulty, as if a clean spring wind flowed through his mind, taking away all the smoke, and also moisturizing this messy battlefield. After the pain, he suddenly relaxed, and couldn't help but let out a hum happily.

"Speaking of it, I really marvel at you. Aren't you just rejected by the girl? Becoming so decadent like this? Actually sleeping on the sidelines of the game, and still making such a disgusting voice, if I was not staring at you all the time, I really suspect that you just received a blow from a strong man on the field!"

Suddenly, a voice rang in my ears, with ridicule and concern in his tone.

Da wei replied subconsciously: "Cut it out, what is rejected by the girl, that's how I got rid of her!"

But suddenly his eyes widened and his pupils contracted, as if he saw something incredible, Da wei hurried to the toilet on the side of the court.

Leaning against the wall and stroked his face fiercely, his fast-beating heart seemed to be giving him the answer.

Why?

Did he cross?

What exactly is going on?

...

Da wei was just an ordinary young man from China in the 21st century. He is unmarried and has no girlfriend. Yes, he graduated from university without even having a girlfriend. He found an ordinary job and lived a life of desperation. The goal was to find an ordinary woman to get married to. , And then spent his lifetime in plain life.

His only hobby is maybe football.

Of course, hobbies are hobbies. If Da wei is played on the field, even if it is an amateur game, I am afraid that others will think of him as a bad player who drags him behind, and not be willing to play with him.

Which boy does not have a wish to become a big star, but in this life, this wish was doomed to have no chance to come true.

He has imagined that he has become a superstar countless times; just like Ronaldo, he is on the court and easily overpowering his opponent team.

Unfortunately, he can only dream about it. After all, fantasizing is not a crime,

Therefore, he is just a pure fan, watching the game when there is a game, watching the reviews and news when there is no game, as for going to play, sorry, that's a no!

But he never imagined that after his hangover ended, he passed through, bizarrely!

He didn't dare you to talk anymore?

As a person who grew up accompanied by a lot of novels, how could he not understand the meaning of crossing!

It is nothing more than a bizarre event caused by a higher dimension of life in the universe, leading to the chaos of time and space. Then A person will traverse from world A to world B, or a person will go back to the past... Although it has not been confirmed by modern science. but it has already been used proficiently by great web authors.

So, which one of the omnipotent gods did I inadvertently provoke, that he transmigrated me?

Okay, although he doesn't want to accept it. Da wei can already see that it he can't go back...

Well, memory tells him that it seems to be in 2004 in Yorkshire, England.

And my identity...

Ok?

Jamie Vardy!

How did I become this guy?

If he had crossed into a stranger, Da wei may have not cared, but now that he has become Vardy, how can't he be excited!

Oh no, Da wei should be called Vardy now!

This is a truly famous and inspirational person.

When he was young, he was dismissed by Sheffield Wednesday's youth training system because of his thin body.

He has an embarrassing livelihood. While entering an amateur club to play football, he had to go to a factory to work, and once injured his ankle because of fighting with people. The police installed an electronic tracker and banned him from going out at night.

At the age of 23, he only played in the seventh-level league. After scoring 27 goals in a single season, he joined a fifth-level league team and led his team into the English professional league with his excellent performances. It is precisely because of his excellent performance here. Premier League team Leicester City chose to take Vardy into the bag. Before Da wei crossed, Vardy had become a hot striker in the Premier League. scoring more than 20 goals in a single season, almost winning the Premier League golden boot.

Such a legendary experience, such an inspirational resume, and the inspirational counterattack had become the most dazzling part of Leicester City's myth.

He can be said to be the inspirational king.

Well, from now on, I am Vardy.