45.Perfect Posture

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"Who is it?! Which scoundrel dares to fabricate such nonsense about me?! I'll kill you all!"

In a dimly lit space, a furious nine-tailed fox suddenly burst out with terrifying chakra, roaring loudly.

Clearly, the Nine-Tails sealed within Naruto had just heard about its own "romantic tales" and was instantly furious.

However, the conversation between the two Hot Water ninjas continued, even getting louder.

Yamada continued his story: "Later, it was the legendary Sage of Six Paths who noticed something amiss. He exposed the true identity of the fox spirit in front of the Emperor. He also fought a great battle with the fox spirit and ultimately subdued it."

Morikuchi's eyes widened in disbelief, "Impossible! This story is completely unbelievable! The tailed beasts are said to be gigantic creatures. How could such a being transform into a beauty?"

"What's so impossible about that?" Yamada said nonchalantly, "Even you can transform into a beauty using the Transformation Technique, let alone those legendary powerful beings. Maybe they're just really good at transforming."

"Damn it!!! I'll kill you all!!" Inside the sealing space, the Nine-Tails was beyond furious.

"That does make some sense," Morikuchi couldn't help but nod, "It seems the Nine-Tails is a female fox."

"I'll never forgive you!! Let me out!!!"

At this moment, the Nine-Tails inside Naruto began to forcefully collide with the seal.

And Yamada also sighed, "Truly worthy of being a legendary Emperor, to even favor such a terrifying being."

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Jiraiya, who had been listening while trying to suppress his laughter, could no longer hold back and burst into laughter, slapping the table.

"Hahaha... This is too funny... This is excellent material..."

Just then, a terrifying aura suddenly emanated from beside him, cutting his laughter short.

He stiffly turned his head and saw Naruto's condition, his eyes nearly popping out.

"Not good!"

The Nine-Tails seemed to be on the verge of rampaging!!

Just before, Naruto had also been listening to the story, thoroughly enjoying it and laughing non-stop.

He was even thinking that the great fox was a kindred spirit. Perhaps he could have a good chat with it about his most powerful signature ninjutsu, the Sexy Technique.

A Sexy Technique that could enchant that Emperor must be incredibly powerful!

But unexpectedly, joy turned to sorrow in an instant.

At a certain moment, the Nine-Tails' chakra uncontrollably burst out from him.

Although Naruto was trying hard to endure, the red chakra leaking out from him was clearly increasing.

"Trouble..."

Jiraiya could no longer care about anything else. He instantly grabbed Naruto's shoulders and disappeared from the spot in a flash.

"Eh?"

The ramen shop owner was left dumbfounded... Was this... intimidating him first and then running away without paying?

"What... What happened?" Morikuchi was dumbfounded, staring at the spot where the two had disappeared, "Dine and dash?"

"To dine and dash, they didn't have to be so desperate." Yamada said somewhat panically, "That... that boy's chakra just now was way too terrifying!"

Got it, here's the corrected segment with "Chiri-senpai" changed to "Chiri-sama" where specified:

In the Hidden Leaf Village, inside the Root organization's base.

Chiri, carrying food, walked into the secret room, reminding Kaito, who was engrossed in writing furiously, "Kaito, you should eat something."

"Sorry, Chiri-sama." Kaito didn't even look up, "Just put it aside for now, I'll be done soon."

Chiri looked at the room filled with calculation drafts scattered all over the floor and shook her head helplessly.

"That's it!" Kaito suddenly exclaimed excitedly, tossing the brush aside and holding up a piece of paper with a laugh, "Hahaha... It looks like I succeeded!"

"Chiri-sama! I did it!" He turned around, looking at Chiri with sparkling eyes, "Where's Izuna-senpai?"

Gurgle...

The sound from his stomach interrupted Kaito's excitement. He touched his belly, "I'm hungry."

"Alright, you better eat now, I'll call Izuna-senpai." Chiri stuffed the food into Kaito's hands and left the secret room.

In a short while, Izuna appeared.

He frowned and looked around, finding almost no place to stand in the room, so he simply leaned against the door and asked, "What do you need me for?"

"Izuna-senpai!" Kaito put down the empty bowl and excitedly showed a piece of paper filled with charms, "This! I did it!"

"What is this nonsense?" Izuna glanced at it and looked away, the paper was full of dense, incomprehensible charms, he couldn't understand it even if he wanted to!

"Ha... Haha... I forgot." Kaito laughed awkwardly, carefully putting away the paper, then quickly walked up to Izuna, "That's not important! The key is my idea has been realized!"

"So! What! Is! The! Idea!" Izuna's forehead showed a cross mark, annoyed at the young man who was excited like a child. 

"Ah, didn't I mention it before?" Kaito scratched his unwashed hair for several days.

"No!" Izuna backed away, showing disgust on his face.

"It was something I thought of before." Kaito's eyes sparkled, "To use the Sharingan we obtained this time as the core for your bodies."

He proudly gave a thumbs up, "This is the best medium for summoning Uchiha ninjas!"

"Hmm, not a bad idea." Izuna still showed disgust, "But first, clean yourself and all those papers behind you!"

"Eh?" Kaito looked down at his ink-stained clothes and the room filled with discarded drafts, and quickly nodded, "Okay! I'm going to take a bath and change clothes, and please help me dispose of these drafts, Izuna-senpai."

Fifteen minutes later.

In the spacious room, a refreshed Kaito reappeared in front of Izuna and Chiri.

Izuna looked at him and nodded in satisfaction.

Clean and tidy appearance, graceful movements, a gentle smile, not bad, we Uchiha must always maintain such a perfect demeanor!

Kaito flicked his sleeves, and three cushions appeared on the ground.

"My seniors, let's sit down and talk."

Thus, the three of them gracefully knelt down.

Kaito even took out a fan from his sleeve and began to gently fan himself.

Seeing this, Izuna raised an eyebrow but managed to maintain a serious expression.

This kid, isn't he overdoing it a bit!

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