1 Chapter 0001 Who is here?

In the scorching summer, Z city, suddenly in the cloudless sky. For a moment the clouds cover the top, the rain mixed with a line of lightning like pouring down.

On the second floor of the city village, a small fat figure is swearing to collect his clothes on the corridor on the second floor.

"Damn god, just a day off for a while!"

Howard, a single dog in his early thirties, as a post-80s man, did not go to college. It's also wrong to drop out of high school for family reasons.

At the age of seventeen, he came to the society, without a single skill. As a security guard, a kitchen, a street stall, he is currently a glorious online business.

In a word, his first half of life, that is what do, what is not enough.

Was stalls income is good, a month or can earn five or six thousand yuan, according to this, maybe do a ten years, Howard can also in prices are not too expensive to buy a house is not too big, marry a house is not too beautiful wife, from now on to the peak of life is not too high, think about a little excited.

Unfortunately, the chengguan of my big foodie country are so good that as early as two years ago, I cleaned up the small merchants and hawkers in this city.

So Howard helpless can only conform to the trend of The Times, follow the development of society, joined the horse boss, become a glorious net him, sell some friends small factory online some small jewelry, income, in Z city, fall in love such a luxury thing basic with him.

Speaking of, Howard is not bad, 1.8 meters tall, because of the past two years in the computer side lack of exercise and become a little out of shape, big eyes chubby face, what become fat will give people a sense of joy, of course, including Howard.

Unfortunately, in this era, people do not talk about feelings, only talk about money, money has feelings, no money, no feelings, so the average income of Howard is still a single dog.

At this time Howard in a burst of busy jump has been drying in the aisle clothes rescue back to their less than 20 square meters of rental house. He took out a bottle of coke from the second-hand refrigerator from the scrap station, opened the lid and got down to half of the bottle. With the frozen coke, Howard felt much cooler.

Although there was lightning and rain outside, there was a canopy on the Windows and there was no wind outside, so Howard dared to open his window to save his electricity bills.

"Call!"With a relief, Howard sat at his computer desk against the window. Looking at the still motionless Ali Wangwang on the screen, he knew that he was afraid that he had not made a single deal this morning.

"Forget it, watch movies for fun!"Said he clicked on his own movie software, looking for the latest movie to pass the time. There was a sudden burst of thunder outside.

"Rumble —— boom ——!"

"Rumble —— boom ——!"

Scared Howard hand a shake point to the movie broadcast page on the small advertisement, angry he scolded: " this is which road friend in the robbery ah, it seems that this evil is not less made ah, less also have to kill wild blood drift pestle ah!"

At this time, outside the thunder than a big sound, as if is toward Howard side, looked from the sky, see a mass of light like a comet dragging a long tail from the sky, electric bombardment on the light, as if to kill it in invisible, and the group of light long falling indomitable run down, finally is about to fall to the ground, like a bucket of lightning split down. He split the mass of light to the window where Howard was open.

"I go, is I in the robbery...!"Howard in a dazzling ray of thunder, all over a pain, followed by a numb body, he do not know.

—— I am the coma line ——

I do not know how long after, the house computer on the ground of the black object like a human object wriggle, and then, like the black human object like African refugees slowly climbed up.

"That's all for me!"Howard opened his mouth, spit out a puff of black smoke, staggered up, slowly came to his small bathroom, looked in the mirror. Mmouth murmured: "do not disfigured, had no money, if again be disfigured, after really can not find a daughter-in-law..."

The mirror reflects a whole body black hair fried non-mainstream black uncle.

"My day, is this the rhythm of adding talent skills to my guys?"Howard looked at the black uncle in the mirror, a speechless:" but the brothers really don't want the night of stealth talent skills!"

Said, open the faucet hard to wash up, while washing while whispering: " if the black uncle's talent to the elder brothers also almost, stealth skills who want who want, the elder brothers don't...!"

After a while of washing, Howard finally regained his white fat. I found a piece of underwear hanging in the bathroom to put on and went out of the bathroom.

Only then did he see his house, like a typhoon, and a scream began."Oh!!! All my belongings... my food!!!!"

After a while, Howard cleared the house from the typhoon to the earthquake, but the bachelor's dormitory is like that, unless the bachelor is obsessive-compulsive or cleanliness.

"What a terrible loss!"Howard said the habit of opening a bottle of coke, sitting on the edge of the computer, conveniently pressed on the boot button. After the press he could not help laughing mockery: "I am really silly... obviously all see thunder first split ——"

"Drop ——" a power sound before the computer started interrupted his self-deprecation.

"my computer!... My day, this miscellaneous assembly is so durable? Or did I start the protagonist mode?"Howard stared at his computer screen, as if to see a flower. Think of [strange computer] [think of my computer can pass through] and so on a series of familiar YY novels, Howard's heart can not help but get excited, the elder brothers from today also want to be the leading role?

As the familiar Win7 welcome interface caught his view, Howard's excited and pounding heart finally calmed down, disappointed with a golden finger."Forget it, as expected I still do not have that leading role life!"

But he did not give up to open his Taobao shop, in case the elder brothers's golden finger is [ten thousand shops]? Unfortunately... Ali Wangwang is still a silence, Howard did not give up turning over and turning several times, but the present Ali Wangwang should have the function, should not have... still have all. He shook his head in frustration, it seems that he is really not a pig's foot, open his favorite Tokyo very hot movie, street people chat up, ready toilet paper, he plans to generate electricity, to ease the depression in his heart.

But I don't know why, the past can see his passionate movie, in today's view, no point at all.

"Fuxk ah, Maybe I become a saint by the electricity!"The mood more irritable Howard conveniently picked up a lighter thrown on the keyboard, this time, the accident happened —— lighter under the reaction of the keyboard like a small stone to the computer display, then like the falling stones on the display, so disappeared in front of Howard.

"... Fuxxxxk!!!!!!!!!"