1 I'm a fat guy and I'm pink
My name is jaime, I've always been an unlucky guy, when I was 10 I lost all my relatives in a car accident, at the orphanage I was never adopted and I couldn't make friends.
Getting my first girlfriend at 18, but life also punished me, I had premature ejaculation, I couldn't stand more than 30 seconds of sex with my girlfriend, my girlfriend recorded it and spread it on the internet, I became known in the country as Barry Allen of sex.
I just had a bad low-paying job in a store, my only joy was watching anime and pretending that the cute 2d girls were my girlfriends, I hope everything I read in fanfic is true, because right now I'm bleeding on the floor later. of having been hit by a car... if I have 3 wishes I will want to be very beautiful and have white hair, a system and be able to travel between worlds hehehe I will have 30 beautiful wives.
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The good part is that I actually reincarnated, the bad part is that I turned into a bloody fat and pink guy, Dragon Ball Dodoria, a weak villain with 18K battle power, terrible looks I will never get a girlfriend.... . where's the old god and where's my wishes i didn't get anything.
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It's been 5 hours since I became Dodoria, it seems I still have 2 years left to destroy the planet Vegeta, at this moment I'm on a mission to dominate a small planet for the Freeza.
From the old memories of Dodoria I learned more information about my new body, my race's name is jampink and my home planet's name is pink teat, I'm the strongest warrior on the planet with my 18,000 battle power and a respected Freeza's elite warrior.
From what I see my race doesn't have any transformation or super cool power, basically I'm pretty ugly and with little potential, but not everything is bad in this body, ***unnecessary info*** my penis is at least 30cm hehehe**** . Too bad it's too ugly I don't know when I'll get a chance to wear this monster in my pants.
Defining part of my plans, being a Freeza Warrior is still part of it but after I finish this mission I will ask for another mission far away, I will go to some planet with gravity and start training I have no healing abilities but I have a ship with a camera heals, after I get stronger I will go to namekusei's planet to use the dragon balls and see how I can get stronger.
The Dragon Ball world is fantastic, I can become immortal and live forever in this world, all I need before that is to survive and get strong, after I have enough strength I will become a galaxy lord like Freeza, I will have many planets and I will go build a galactic empire, even being ugly since i become a great emperor i will get many beautiful women hehehe.
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this piece here is not meant to be serious, the MC will still be ugly and pink, but will fuck all the hot dragon ball women, basically the ungly bastard category in hentai, but there won't be any clear rapes because I hate it.
