I Am Shocked That You Call This Cultivation

Author: Rotin
Magical Realism
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What is I Am Shocked That You Call This Cultivation

Read ‘I Am Shocked That You Call This Cultivation’ Online for Free, written by the author Rotin, This book is a Magical Realism Novel, covering SYSTEM Fiction, HAREM Light Novel, XIANXIA Internet Novel, and the synopsis is: Chen Pingan transmigrated to a world of Spirit Qi where everyone is capable of becoming a cultivator. Just as he was cel...


Chen Pingan transmigrated to a world of Spirit Qi where everyone is capable of becoming a cultivator. Just as he was celebrating his promised immortality, he saw the news on a television… [Good News, A Golden Core Stage Cultivator, Ye Beixuan, broke the 100-meter men's record at 4.56 seconds! A Nascent Soul Stage cultivator drowned to death at the river while experimenting with the Turtle Breath Technique. Breaking News! A renowned Tribulation Stage cultivator died in his sleep at age 209.] Chen Pingan looked at the news and fell silent. You must be crazy to call this cultivation! Fortunately, Pingan activated a Cultivation System and he can now walk the path of true cultivation! With this system, he could learn about Spirit Qi circulation, train his body, and gather enormous strength! During the Qi Refinement Stage, he synthesized spiritual weapons and swords! During the Golden Core Stage, he cultivated secret arts and extended his lifespan to 10,000 years... When the people of this world saw Pingan’s cultivation, they began to doubt themselves and wondered if their cultivation was fake.

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Concept is good but when mixed with a purposefuly dense or stupid mc it completely ruined the flow.😞


If you read this you will get frustrated because of how DUMB the mc is its agonizing how he knows the modern cultivators are weak and suddently because of one phenomenon that coincidentaly happened after he cultivated it makes every old man an expert(to his mind) and he ignores the system he dosent use it


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MC is incredibly dense and the system seems to have disappeared. he looks down on the cultivators then gets scared by every old man he meets thinking they are an expert


I wouldn't recommend this novel to anyone who isn't a masochist, because it's really frustrating how dumb the mc is................................


Reading this is so irritating and i don't like mc 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷


Don't take this novel seriously. If you're looking for some action-packed masterpiece then this is not it. It's just a light-hearted, fun and all around calming read. It's not the worst, and compared to many novels picked up in the Trial read it's actually pretty good. A lot of people here don't understand that. Anyway, yeah, check it out if you want to turn off your mind and just settle in for a smooth reading experience. My opinion might change though, we only have 20 chapters here so far, after all.


I suffered through three chapters of this before skipping to later chapters to see if the MC gets any smarter. The answer is no, he does not. He’s a compete idiot. Some idiot MCs are likeable, but this one is not. Reading this is an exercise in frustratipn. I recommend not wasting your time on this one.


This is a Burn. The tags and synopsis indicate this is a serious novel. This is NOT a serious novel. It does not belong in the Magical Realism category. Fulfilling the Magical Realism category would require the Author have some memory and care for what he wrote before. Magical Realism is like Sci-Fi. You are supposed to use and follow a set of rules and keep your plot organized and cohesive. If the tags were Spoof, Clueless MC and Comedy, then the right people would have read the novel instead of all of us looking for a serious and plot driven power novel based on the current synopsis and tags.


how is it even possible for the mc to be this dumb


I am shocked I managed to read 30 chapters of this.. Honestly, like someone else said, the concept was interesting, but at least for me the execution fell flat. I gave up when the dog ate his pills. A cultivator losing to a dog is just to stupid.


Pingan was still in fear being paranoid of getting killed for no reason by the “experts” of this world. When The people of this world saw pingan’s cultivation they were wondering if their cultivation was fake


Ha! So stupid, the Author is so stupid! He should have been attracted to the "True Immortal Cultivation Faction" from the first time he cultivated because he gathered all qi in the whole globe to the location of that idiotic Mc. And as that idiot said he is the only one who can cultivate the qi in the atmosphere, so if there is this so-called True Immortal Faction then they should also know the qi in the atmosphere and had long traces that idiot. Really "True Immortal Cultivation Faction" has no role in this story, the author probably added this None-Twisted faction to prolong the story.


Please just bring back old novels such as Transcendent Dawn. These new novels are such low quality that it makes me lose braincells. Anyway, PLEASE BRING BACK TRANSCENDENT DAWN


don't read it , it's unbearably stupid , the plot is the same old repetitive stuff , mc advances => something amazing happens => the mc suspect someone to be behind of it => misunderstand somebody => everyone mysterious => the same faking thing happens gets super boring


Im more invested to see how strong he really is compared to everyone else and when he will find out rather than anything else… this is Not something you read seriously or for the plot, it seems to be all misunderstandings and attempts at comedy


Seems pretty good so far. I've seen a lot worse on this site, so... maybe my score is a bit high. But honestly, I don't think it's a bad story and would recommend at least giving it a try to see if you like it.


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