49 Chapter 49 - Helping Bone Daddy Get Laid & Sum B*tches

"This…" Azazel looks at the report sent to him by Vali about the battle between Ray and Hero Faction.

"Total annihilation." Vali completed the sentence while leaning his back on the wall with his arm crossed as Azazel read through the report.

"Tch, if I know they have no chance at all. I wouldn't have them as baits. Now we have a dozen of Sacred Gear users to locate and identify again." Azazel drops the report and picks up a glass of whiskey on a ball of ice for a big gulp.

"I told you this would happen, old man. Albion and my sense isn't wrong. Among all the people I had ever met, he is the strongest. Stronger than perhaps even the Ouroboros Dragon." Vali casually remarked and shrugged before he left the hotel room in Kuoh where Azazel is hiding.

"Stronger than the Ouroboros Dragon huh?" Azazel mutters as he poured himself another glass of whiskey while holding back the chill he felt.

"This world isn't ready for another powerhouse of that level." Azazel sighed and took some sips off his glass and stared at the ceiling. "No. The whole supernatural world isn't prepared for this and we can only hope he is willing to be contained in Kuoh."

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Meanwhile with Ray.

"No."

"Pleaseee! Just for an hour! No, half an hour. Just let me cuddle Darling for half an hour in that form."

"No." Ray sighed as it turned out Kuroka immediately rushed back home after shopping for clothes and supplies which meant he could relax only for 2 hours instead of 5 hours.

"Then, just ten minutes!" Kuroka still tried to negotiate despite Ray having no intention of doing it at all.

Seeing that she couldn't persuade him herself, she glanced at Sirin, Sakura and Abby for reinforcement. The four all team up on him and Kuroka taught them three to even use puppy faces on him now.

Unable to refuse his adorable little daughters, Ray could only raise his white flag and shapeshift into his shota form, causing an uproar as everyone now wants to cuddle him too. However, he is not without his tricks. Ray created a clone of himself to take his place and leave a mental partition enough to manage the body while the real him escaped.

But after escaping the frying pan, he didn't expect he would fall into the fire instead. When he escaped, he randomly teleported into the hallway and suddenly heard the sound of a tray falling to the ground.

In the hallway is Grayfia returning to the kitchen after serving tea and snacks in the living room and unexpectedly running into him.

"Fuck! I forgot this form's Charm is super deadly against milfs." He cursed as he can already see the pinkish aura floating around Grayfia's head and clouding her eyes with pink heart-shaped eyes staring at him like a premium piece of meat.

"M-M-M-Master!" Grayfia blushed before she immediately lunged at him like a predator hunting for her prey. "Let this mommy attend to all your needs from today onward." She said with a labored breath to hold herself back from devouring him in the open hallway.

"Go to sleep." Ray knocks her out with a hit behind her neck before shapeshifting into his default form before opening a portal to escape.

Staying in this hyena den is too dangerous for himself right now. Naturally, he escapes and waits for the heat to cool down before he returns all while he embarks on another adventure.

"Time to visit the Bone Daddy Overlord."

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Suzuki Satoru had just arrived at the new world after the game was shut down.

While in his panic to get information about his situation, Satoru or Ainz, used GM Call a few times but received no reply. Until someone actually replied which made him incredibly relieved, thinking it's probably an error on the game's side.

[???: Hello?]

[Momonga: Hello, is this the GM? I would like to report about an error with the game.]

[???: GM? Error? Game? This Venerable one does not understand what this junior is babbling about. Go bother someone else.]

"Huh?" Ainz is confused with the term this GM is talking about. Or rather, is this guy even a GM?

Ainz quickly types another message and sends it on the chat box.

[Momonga: Hold on a second, please. Can I ask who you are?]

[Username (Momonga) had been changed to (Bone Daddy) by the Admin]

The other person didn't reply and instead changed his username which caused Ainz instantly cringed in shame from the new name given.

[???: Hmph, you junior should be grateful that Venerable is willing to spare his time.]

[???: Anyway, let's talk face to face. The Author said writing these chat boxes is too troublesome.]

[Bone Daddy: Sure. Also, who is this Author?]

[???: Stop staring at the interface and look in front of you.]

Ainz dismissed the chat box interface and immediately saw Albedo, the 9th Floor Guardian immediately attacked the intruder.

"Oi, control your subordinate or else don't blame me for killing her." A black cat spoke to Ainz who was looking very shocked but because of his current body, the only way to tell his reaction was from his slacked jaw.

"Ahem. Albedo, stand down."

"Yes, Lord Momonga." Albedo immediately stopped her hostility and returned to her kneeling position but still warily looking at the intruder who she perceived as an immense threat to Ainz.

Ainz completely glossed over the fact Albedo were capable of conversing instead of following a predetermined voice line.

"So, let's talk." The black cat said while creating himself a throne to sit at. "You said you want to ask about your situation?"

"Yes." Ainz nods, convinced this cat is definitely a GM or else how could he bypass all restrictions and teleport into the throne room and create an item in a restricted area belonging to his guild.

"Well, no need to explain. This Venerable already knew what situation you had landed on." The black cat waved his paw when Ainz was about to talk about what happened to him during the countdown of the game's shutdown.

"Really? Then help me log out. My menu suddenly bugged out and I couldn't log out from the game." Ainz said excitedly, think the cat has a solution for him.

"No, no. You are mistaken. You are definitely not on Earth anymore or even in the game. You have been transmigrated into another world by the action of a native that summoned Nazarick into this world."

The more he listened, the more he frowned. Transmigrated? He heard of it before. It was similar to the once popular genre of story for novels, manga and anime, the isekai genre.

"Wait, are you telling me that I somehow got dragged into another world, with my in-game avatar and the Great Tomb of Nazarick?!" Ainz was immensely shocked while the cat nodded to all three of his questions.

"That's…"

"Absurd? Well, go out there and explore the world if what I said is false or not. With your power, conquering this world shouldn't be impossible." The cat shrugs before jumping down his dismissed throne and about to leave but stopped by Ainz.

"Please wait for a moment. Can you tell me who you are?" Ainz becomes curious as if what the cat said is true, then who is the cat that isn't the GM.

"Me? Just a talking black cat that is secretly a 12th Dimensional Eldritch God. Think of me as your senior as I am also a fellow Isekai MC just like you."

"12th Dimensional Eldritch God…?" Ainz's jaw bone fell to his lap as he had curiously inspected the black cat using his in-game interface and saw everything bugged out and corrupted. But the endless pillar of HP bars that shoot through the ceiling is enough indication to verify the cat's claim.

"Hmph, finally someone with eyes that can recognise Mount Tai." The cat paused and nodded approvingly at Ainz which made him feel relieved.

"Good. Good. This Venerable is kind and generous. Since this junior is respectful, this Venerable will give you a small gift for your Isekai journey." The cat approached Ainz and placed his paw on his skull.

Ainz didn't know what his senpai did. But a series of notifications appeared that informed Level Cap had been removed and he also received a skill [Shape Shifting].

"Now, go forge your Isekai journey. Conquer the world, the land, the treasures, the beauties and most importantly go get laid instead of staying virgin for your entire life." The cat gives Ainz a devious grin and reminds him about the uses of [Shape Shifting] ability.

The cat forcibly Shapeshift Ainz into his human form, Suzuki Satoru before he fishes out a porcelain wine jar and two cups using his tentacle. He poured wine into both cups before offering Ainz one using his shadow tentacle.

"Cheers to you." The cat said before they cheered with their cup.

Ainz, who is used to accepting drinks from his seniors and superiors, didn't suspect anything and drank the wine. Instantly, Ainz felt his nether region burned up and painfully stiff while his body heated up as if he was soaked in a pool of melted steel.

"You! How dare you poison Lord Momonga!" Albedo immediately enraged and attacked the cat but she was easily arrested by a dozen tentacles.

"Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. This Venerable is giving you an opportunity to get laid by your beloved master, yet you dare attack me instead of thanking me?" The cat lectured Albedo angrily.

Albedo immediately came to a realization that she had wronged her benefactors and immediately kneel in apology.

"Hmph, go get that Vampire girl too. You alone aren't enough to handle the aphrodisiac that Venerable spiked him." The cat ordered Albedo who look unwilling to share her man which made the cat sighed at her greed.

"Ainz as an Undead and Overlord is normally immune to poison. But the aphrodisiac this Venerable fed him is comparable to a World Class item, it's the Heavenly Dragons Phallus Wine made using the phallus of two Heavenly Dragons soaked in Immortal Divine Dew Wine for 69 Billion years to soak and ferment. If you dare to take on his lust alone, this Venerable fear you might die from copulation as his vigor will be endless like a Heavenly Dragon and last for 69 days and 69 nights." The cat explained while rubbing his chin with his paw.

"I understand. Thank you for granting me this opportunity." Albedo grinned as she immediately took off her clothes without shame and threw herself on Ainz after she informed Shalltear. But Ainz's virginity will belong to herself.

The cat sees his job here is done and leaves the great tomb and goes elsewhere to spread chaos. His goal here other than snagging Sebas Tian and a few other people is to have fun since no one will miss those monster races and neither will they impact Ainz negatively if he 'accidentally' wiped them out while having fun. So he can go all out without restraint.

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