2 Meeting the God of Anime

"You have come brave one" said the voice.

I turned around and say a man who looked about 20 years and and had a Naruto headband on his head. He was also wearing accessories from various animes like the Ichigo hollow mask that was hanging on his waist and he was wearing the orange suit that Goku wears.

"Did that sound cool or what" he said with an enthusiastic voice.

I just stood there dumbfounded looking at him like he was crazy. Which went on for a few minutes because he started talking to himself of what he could do to sound more cool the next time someone came.

After I regained my wits I could only ask "Are you God?"

He then said "Ehh what?"

I repeated myself "Are you God?"

He then answered "Yes, well not exactly. I'm a god so I'm not all powerful like the god you humans believe in. And to which god I am, wll as you can see by my outfit, I'm the god of anime."

I started thinking that if he's the god of anime then he would decently be here to reincarnated me because that's what happens most of the time when a regular person dies in an anime.

(Author: I'm going to try writing in third person to make it easier for myself.)

John asked "So am I going to be reincarnated or something like that."

God "Yes I will reincarnated you into the world of naruto."

John then thought that if he was going to the world of Naruto then he would surely need something to let him survive because from what he had seen in the anime if you weren't strong then you might as well be canon fodder to serve the strong.

John "Will I at least get a system"

God " Yes, but you can think of it as me giving you my condolences."

John thought 'Well at least I won't die that easily but why would he give his condolences?"

John "Why would you have to give me your condolences?" 'maybe because I died?'

God "Ah yes, I forgot to say into whom you're going to be reincarnated into and that would be Sakura Horuno. But don't worry with the system you will have the potential to become the most powerful person in that Naruto universe, maybe even more than that."

John thought 'No this isn't real right? He wouldn't reincarnate me into literal trash. I must be in a hospital bed laying in a vegetative state... yes that would be a better alternative than this sh-"

God "No this is real. But don't worry I'll give you one wish, just not anything major like power though you can get that from the system. If I were you I would get rid of that big ass forehead that you will surley have. You're lucky that you gave your life for that little girl or else I wouldn't be able to give you such an overpowered gift like this."

It took John a moment to accept the reality of his situation and the fact that he wasn't in a hospital room in a vegetative state.

After calming down Jhon then thought 'If I won't be able to get a girlfriend in my next life I might as well get a boyfriend. I didn't get to experience a relationship in my past life even with my handsome looks.'

God "Have you decided what you want yet?"

Jhon "Yes, I will as you suggested make my forehead normal size, and, I know it might sound crazy but, Tsunade level tits. I know what you're thinking but just hear me out. With those honkers I will at least serve as fan service and be more useful than the original Sakura even if I don't accomplish anything major."

After that he got an astonished face and started clapping.

*clap* *clap* *clap*

God "I hadn't thought of that. I knew you were the right choice. Well we've run out of time I'll be sending you off then. Don't worry though, I'll be sending you 2 years before canon, I mean 2 years was enough for the strawhats. Bye the then, and do try and give me some entertainment will you. I'll also try and check up on you if I ever have the time."

After he said that Jhon's consciousness started fading until it was completley black.

After what seemed like an eternity Jhon finally came to and serviced his surroundings.

The only thing he could see was pink. The walls were pink the bedsheets were pink and not to mention his hair was pink.

John then got up to find a mirror and make sure that this wasn't just a bad dream and that all this was actually happening.

He finally got to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and the person staring back at him was a little girl with pink hair, green eyes, and a big ass forehead.

John then checked his body by hovering over places. Though he was now flatter than he was in his previous life.

He first checked under his shirt were he found two tiny mound and on them were nipples almost as pink as his hair. Out of curiosity he was about to touch them only to stop as he came to a realization.

John 'Wait, if I touch them then doesn't that mean that I would be touching a minor? Maybe it cancels out if I am the said minor getting touch.'

He was about to resume when he realized that 1. he still had a big ass forehead and 2. the tits were still small even for a 10 year old.

(A.N. that sounds wierd but it's the only way I could bring it up (i mean Tsunade must've had at least close to a B when she was 10).

I can already hear the FBI at my door.)

John "WTF wasn't I supposed to have a normal sized forehead and massive breasts, for my age at least. Fucking weeb you know what, he can go and suck a di-"

All of a sudden a female vice robotic voice talked straight into his brain as if it were his own thoughts.

[System: my creator hasn't made a mistake it's just that if such big changes were to happen too suddenly it would seem to conspicuous to the surrounding people.]

John "Well that makes sense. Wait, who are you!"

[I am the system that my creator talked about.]

John "I knew that... I was just trying to test your intellectual capacity. Yeah, that's it."

[mmhhmm]

John "Hey what do you mean, mmmhhmm. I thought all systems were like a computer program."

[That's how it should be but you were such an introvert in your past life that my creator took pity on you an decided to give you at least one friend, which is me.]

John said while pouting "Hey, I could've had friends if i wanted to. It's just that they would've gotten in the way of my... very productive activities."

[Why do I have to deal with this? Anyways, the rest of my integration and the integration of the previous Sakura's memories is about to begin.]

All of a sudden John got a massive headache and his vision started going dark for the third time.

John "You could've at least warned me you bit-"

And like that he passed out on the bathroom floor with his shirt lifted up putting his really modest mounds into veiw.

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Author:

Hope this was better and I'll try to make the chapters more descriptive in the future.