Sexy Green Issue I : Jade Beauty and The Beast

"What is happening?!"

"I don't know."

"Where are we going?!"

"I don't know. Keep walking, Fel."

"Can you just tell me what those explosions were about?! Cause I think my life is in serious jeopardy right now."

"I don't know. It's probably nothing though. Just keep walking."

"Nothing?! Those are explosions for God's sake-"

""Peter!""

"Hey there! Gwen, MJ! Funny bumping into you."

"Peter what's going on-Wait... What are you doing with Felicia?" MJ rushed towards him but stopped as she saw Peter holding Felicia's hand as dragged her out. Gwen blinked as she followed MJ's example and folded her arms.

"Anything you want to explain?" MJ and Gwen asked simultaneously. Peter just stared at them blanky-

*Boom!*

-As explosions rocked the place once again but MJ and Gwen wouldn't budge. Felicia smiled nervously as she tried to pry her hand out but for some reason, it felt like her hand was glued to his.

"It's crazy right?"

"..."

"We had classes together and then the explosions went off."

"Ohhhh." Gwen and MJ nodded in understanding as their expressions changed almost immediately. "Come! There's no time to waste! We have to get out!"

"Women..." Peter mumbled under his breath as he smiled and rushed behind them towards the exit tugging Felicia behind him as he did so.

"What exactly is going on?! And is going outside even safe-"

"I don't know. Just keep walking."

"Ugh!"

Peter navigated the group towards and through the back exit of the school as another explosion rocked the campus.

"Quick question Fel, where do you live exactly?"

"Flushing, Queens! Why do you ask now-"

"Won't do." Peter mumbled to himself as he finally let go of Felicia's hand as they were out of the back gate. The moment they were out two slick, black cars rolled up in front of them and the doors opened revealing the car to be void of any visible driver.

"Woah..." Felicia found herself in a daze as she ogled the beautiful metal beasts. "What on the earth are these babies?"

"Advance prototype mobile models. Two of the only four models in the world and that's all you need to know for now." Peter nodded as he gestured towards the car. "MJ, Felicia, you get inside one. The car has been automatically set to drive you to my house through a safe route."

"Got it." MJ nodded as she grabbed Felicia's hand and started pulling her towards the car.

"Huh? Wait, wait, wait! I have so many questions?!"

"And all will be explained but for now just know that it's nothing good and safely is your priority." Peter said as he turned to walk towards the other car.

"And where do you think you are going?" Felicia asked as she pulled Peter back. "What are you really up too?"

"Hah... I guess there is no point hiding it now that it has come to this." Peter began is a sombre tone as looked at Felicia in her eyes. "The truth is that..."

"Yes?"

"That I am-"

"Yes?"

"I am the Spider-Man." Peter said with a straight face as Felicia just blinked. Once, twice and for a few more times. "If I don't go and save the day people will die."

"..."

"..."

"Get the fuck outta here." Felicia rolled her eyes as she jumped into the car. "Let's go MJ. Peter... You are such an ass."

"Hey! I was saying the truth." Peter raised his arms in faux disbelief as MJ's car disappeared around the corner. As the car disappeared, Peter's demeanour completely shifted. Giving Gwen a nod, Peter jumped into the car as he swerved it and set it towards the direction the explosion was coming from.

"That was a close one." Gwen said as she steps inside the black tinted car.

"Not even an inconvenience. I knew she wouldn't take me seriously if I said that." Peter said as the car began moving. "Anyways, I think it's time for your first official public appearance."

"Really?! *Ahem* Really?" Gwen asked Peter in excitement, who just nodded in reply.

Placing a button, the back of the car began shifting revealing two pods containing to Spider-Man suits. One was for Gwen's Ghost-Spider suit and the other contained Peter's suit.

"Ready for your debut?" Peter asked with a smile as Gwen replied with a grin.

"I am."

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"Woohooo!" Ghost-Spider hollered as she swung across over the streets and the skylines of NYC as she navigated through its concrete jungle.

Spider-Man smiled under his mask as he landed on the edge of a building's terrace. Ghost-Spider landed beside him and almost fell ahead as she tried to balance herself but Spider-Man calmly grabbed her by the back of her hood and pulled her back.

"Thanks." She said in a small voice as Spider-Man just shook his head.

"It's fine." Spider-Man said. "It seems like you are having fun. Are you enjoying it so far?"

"Very much so! It feels so, so amazing being able to perform all those manoeuvres! It's the best!"

"Haha." Spider-Man laughed. "It's a bit nostalgic, isn't it?."

"Hmm?"

"I remember you screaming head off the first time I took you out for a swing on our first date." Spider-Man began as Ghost-Spider winced, embarrassed remembering how she had been squealing for her life. "You were so, so adorable-"

"Please stop." Ghost-Spider covered her face even though she was wearing a mask to cover her growing embarrassment which prompted Spider-Man to laugh even more.

"I was wrong. You still are adorable." Spider-Man chucked as Ghost-Spider was on the verge of jumping down the building and calling it off for a day when she had just began.

*Boom!*

The building across the street exploded as the Jade Giantess was thrown tumbling across the street and into a metal container like a rag doll.

*Roar!*

A giant hideous version of Hulk jumped out of the building the She-Hulk was sent flying from. The Abomination growled as he walked toward the green Amazonian woman menacingly as he grabbed a street lamp and pulled it out along with a good chunk of ground.

"It was fun while it lasted." Spider-Man sighed as Ghost-Spider straightened herself. "Now, here comes the hard part. You ready?"

"Ready."

Spider-Man nodded as he prepped himself and leapt off the ledge. Correcting himself in the air he spread his arms as he darted towards the gamma-powered monstrosity.

"This... This is your end, Hulk!" Abomination growled hatefully as he lifted the makeshift weapon over his head intending on pulverising the head of the Jade Giantess who was trying to pull herself out of the rubble. The Abomination roared bringing his hands down to swing but just stood there dumbly unable to swing for some reason.

Looking back he blinked like a smooth-brainer as he saw his make-shift weapon glued to the ground because of the web.

"Hola." Spider-Man said simply as he landed a full-powered dropkick into the Abomination's chest, sending him crashing across the asphalt before performing a flip and landing gracefully on his feet. "Actually, she is the She-Hulk."

"That was awesome!" Ghost-Spider said as she landed behind him. "Is it my turn?! Please, please tell me it's my turn!"

"You remember your training?" Spider-Man asked getting an excited nod in return. "Stick to it. Don't get too close. Go."

"Roger." Ghost-Spider gave a mock salute as she and rushed towards the Abomination who got up after shaking the cobwebs out of his head.

"Eryl, run scans." Spider-Man said as he turned towards the She-Hulk who was looking at him with wide eyes.

"Y-You are Spider-Man!" She spluttered out as Spider-Man smiled under his mask.

"In flesh." Four lances shot out of his back and lodged into the rubble of the vehicles before tearing it apart freeing the Jade Giantess.

"Jennifer Walters, female, 27. Multiple punctured wounds, broken ribs, and damaged internal organs. She should have healed by now but there is an unknown drug in her system that had depowered her significantly." Eryl assessed the damage done to She-Hulk before summarising it in one sentence. "She needs to be treated immediately."

"Understood." Spider-Man said as he webbed her visible wounds shut to stop the bleeding before he got up and turned towards the Abomination and Ghost-Spider.

"Please rest there for a moment, I'll take care of the rest."

"B-But-"

"This will be over before you know it." Spider-Man said as began running towards the Abomination whose hands were being restrained by a struggling Ghost-Spider who was grasping onto the web line for dear life.

Spider-Man jumped as soon as Abomination snapped free from his restraints.

"Rahhhhhhh-" His rageful cry was cut silent as Spider-Man landed clean lighting enhanced haymaker to the side of his face. The punch was so powerful that not only it peeled off Abomination's skin but it also sent him flying through the establishment.

"And that's a home run." Spider-Man quipped to himself as Ghost-Spider gave him a nod as a thank you for saving her in the knick of time.

"Thanks for saving-" Ghost-Spider froze mid-sentence as something tripped her Spider-Sense, but before she could react she had been swung out of the way just as a large black of concrete brushed past her.

"Let's save it for later. Our job isn't over yet." Spider-Man said as he landed on the ground and set Ghost-Spider down before turning towards the Abomination who was climbing out of the rubble. "I've closed her wounds for now. Grab her and getaway, be gentle with her wounds. Clear the area of any civilians once you get her far away."

"Got it." Ghost-Spider nodded and turned to leave but hesitated as she stared looked at his back with a concerning look. "Will you be okay?"

"Yep. Just going to stretch my back a bit." Spider-Man smiled under his mask as the Abomination rushed toward him. "Time to put by Spartan training to test for real."

Ghost-Spider started for a moment before she shook herself out of her daze and helped She-Hulk get up. "We will get you patched in no time."

Spider-Man burst into sprint all of a sudden as Abomination entered within his striking area. Abomination could only blink once as his extended hand missed the target, hitting nothing but wind.

As soon as he blinked Spider-Man was behind him, delivering a spinning heel kick to his lower jaw. The Abomination grunted spinning in his place once as he shook it off quickly but Spider-Man had disappeared once again.

"To your left!" Abomination jerked towards the left reacting involuntarily but the attack never came. At least from the direction, he was misled to. Abomination felt his jaw break and almost torn off as he saw a flash of lightning from the corner of his right eye before he found his head against the asphalt.

Spider-Man lifted his feet off Abomination's face pulling it back before kicking him away.

"Is that all? I... I am kind of disappointed." Spider-Man muttered to himself and perked up as Abomination slowly got up his wounds already healing.

"This is why you hold back." Eryl reminded as Spider-Man grumbled to himself but steadied his stance nonetheless as Abomination rushed towards him blinded by rage.

"Yeah, but he isn't as strong as the real deal."

"Fair point."

"The real deal won't allow me to hold back." Spider-Man muttered spinning under the devastating hook before flipping over a leg sweep just as he landed the abomination had already deployed a punch that was sure to hit but Spider-Man in an excellent show of agility and reflex sidestepped it as he cocked his own hand back. "And you sir, are nothing but a failed copy of the real deal."

Spider-Man punched the abomination with such force that it would have opened a hole in his stomach if it weren't for his enforced hide. Abomination was sent flying but Spider-Man webbed his chest and jerked his hand pulling the monster back towards him.

Sharp talons gleamed with malicious intent as Spider-Man protracted them and buried them in Abomination's chest making him roar in agony. Spider-Man just smirked as he slammed him to the ground finally retracting his talons.

Raising his fist he was about to slam his foot on the Abomination's windpipe but he was forced to stop as his senses flared. Time seemed to slow down for Spider-Man as he sensed the high-velocity bullet head for his shoulders.

"Either you lack the skill or you intend something far worse." Spider-Man muttered as time resumed its natural flow for him.

One of the lances shot out in an instant and intercepted the bullet before it could hit him. The extended lance emitted a low humming sound as it silently buzzed with electricity.

(A/N: Vibration Blade basically. Yep. I wound a way to make my Spider-Man ever dangerous.)

Spider-Man turned towards the direction the bullet came from and raised an eyebrow as his eyes landed on a tall stern military man with grey hair sitting in one of the many military jeeps that were approaching him and the Abomination.

The vehicle came to halt as the general stepped out of it with a megaphone in his hand.

"Spider-Man! Seize your attack on the monstrosity if you do not wish to be harmed!" The man began and Spider-Man raised an eyebrow in genuine confusion not that the man could see it with the mask hiding his face. "Get on the ground and put your hand behind your head. This is the only warning you will get! You must comply if you know what's better for you!"

Spider-Man started at the man for a moment before sighing in disappointment.

"General Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross." Spider-Man gestured towards the man in a revering manner. "The man, the myth, the legend himself. How about you..."

*Crack!*

Spider-Man smirked behind his mask with sharpened intent as he stomped Abomination's windpipe with such force that it broke his neck as well.

Switching to his right hand Spider-Man raised it and calmly flipped him the bird.

"...Fuck off."

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Alternate Titles:

- IDK. Just keep walking

- Peace was never the option

- We do little bit neck breaking.

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Soo... Here's your new chapter.

So, for those who might say abomination is kind of weak in this chapter, I would like to address a few things right of the gates. This is the comics' version of Abomination who has been powered down by Bruce Banner by a considerable margin, he is nowhere near his prime original strength.

Secondly, Abomination is by no means a slouch. It's just that this Spider-Man is a limitless machine who keeps training, he is a living broken cheat. Even though She-Hulk has been drugged but she is still powerful and Abomination was able to beat her badly.

Anyways, why she has been drugged will be revealed in the next chapter. So keep your eyes open for the update.

I'll see you in the next chapter.