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I am Kurt Von Ritzburg

"I am doomed." That's what I said as I looked into mirror and saw myself. A blonde boy looking cute enough, but only I knew about his future. "Kurt-sama, you called me?" Yes. I have reincarnated into Kurt Von Ritzburg. A low-grade villain. --- To support and read advance chapters, go to - ko-fi.com/mewriter

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Chapter 27. Bad Luck Strikes Again!

Chapter 27 - Bad Luck Strikes Again!

How did it happen!

I still can't believe the situation unfolding in front of my eyes.

I am lying on my bed, with my bare dick standing in all glory. And Miria is sitting on top of me, extending her hands towards it to massage it.

'This must be heaven!'

Few minutes before…

As much as I was embarrassed, the same could be said for her. And her red ears were the ironclad evidence for it.

"This…"

What should I say?!

I wanted to break this awkward atmosphere, but I couldn't find a proper way to do it. How can I even explain that my dick was standing out with lust?!

"Cough! Miria, this is normal. Most boys have this kind of reaction in the morning."

Maintaining a bit of seriousness, I coughed and explained it as a natural phenomena.

"Natural? Don't try to lie your way out of me."

You just wanted me to hide it away, so why are you questioning whether I am lying or not? 

And why is she so sure that I am lying to her? I was intrigued by that fact and asked her a followup question.

"Lie? How do you know I am lying to you?"

"I have never heard of it being common."

How can that prove that I am not telling the truth! I wanted to shout out but I controlled myself.

Even though I said it casually, morning wood is indeed common.

But that's modern knowledge. How can I make her understand it?

'One more dilemma.'

It's just been morning and it seems God didn't give me rest and added one more problem in my hands.

"Miria, it's quite common. You might not have heard it because you are a bit unapproachable."

"What do you mean?"

"Cough! Aren't you a bit cold towards strangers? That's why you don't know. It's common."

My description of her being cold gained me a gaze from her, but still she also acknowledged that I am right.

"So, is it really common?"

She turned her gaze and took flustered glances of my rod, and this particular behavior just added fuel to the flame.

It twitched!

"That… Kurt, it twitched! Are you alright?"

There was shyness, but also worry coming from her eyes after that sudden twitch of excitement.

And…

'Wait! Can't I take advantage of this situation?'

Looking at the current situation, my inner pervert came out, finding it ideal to make a scummy moment.

There is a sexy girl and a boy is lying on a bed with his erection cover under the sheets.

'From her shyness and other attributes, I am sure that she isn't that experienced about male parts. Then…'

"Well… it hurts a bit."

Making a pained face, I looked at her. Miria, despite her cold facade, is a kind woman, especially to her close ones.

And the fact she came to my room to wake me up is the ironclad evidence that I am - Kurt Von Ritzburg is also one of her close ones.

"Then I will call a heal—"

She was about to rush off to call a healer, but I stopped her. I can't let her ruin the play.

"No need! It's nothing serious."

"But…"

"I can endure it."

And after it words, it twitched again and in response I exaggerated my reaction, showed a pained look.

"Ouch!"

And even added sound effects.

"I think I should call a healer!"

And it made her more convinced to call a healer, a magician expert in healing magic to come and heal it.

"Miria, I don't need a healer!"

"But it seems you are in pain."

For the first time, I found her voice to be trembling, breaking a bit because of her worry about me.

At this moment, I should feel guilty and stop the act. But…

I am a villain!

"Well… how about you massage it?"

"W-what! Massage?!"

Her face turned red, and she didn't know how to react. And I pushed through it, to make her do it.

Ouch!

"Hmm… it hurts! Miria hurry up."

"A-alright. I will do it."

And she slowly climbed up the bed and sat down just near the nether regions, making her accessible to the tent.

I already took off the sheets before her climb, all left was my pants. 

"Can you take off my pants? It would be more effective that way."

I gulped. She gulped. And soon her hands went towards it, and she grabbed the waistline of the pants and slowly pulled it downwards making the dick to go from vertical to horizontal.

And just before it could go all the way down…

Snap!

"Aaah!"

The dick sprung out of the sudden, surprising her, and it started to twitch constantly showing my enthusiasm about the current situation.

"This is a man's…"

Her eyes were on my standing dick, a bit fair but darker than the rest of my skin tone with the reddish glans and its veins erupting making her a bit intimidated.

"I-I will massage it."

And under my excited eyes, she slowly extended her hands towards it.

'Am I going to graduate at the moment?'

Looking forward to it, I closed my eyes to feel the pleasure from the upcoming massage.

But I forgot one thing.

Bam!

"Kurt, I am here for the ren—!"

"Wait!"

But before my words could take effect, the door opened, and the inn owner - the old lady, was standing there, who came for the rent and saw the situation unfolding inside.

A girl sitting on a man with a bare cock in front of her. What more could it mean?

"Sorry for the intrusion."

And she slammed back and ran back leaving us alone. But the damage was done.

"T-This…"

"W-wait, Miri–"

"Kyaa!"

Slap!

And Miria swung her hand, slamming her palm on my face, stamping her handprint on it.

'Ah… I forgot that I always have bad luck.'

All that was left was tears coming out of my eyes, and today I feel the true sadness for being a villain for the first time.

'Damn it! My graduation!'

And because of my bad luck and the inn owner, I lost my first chance to graduate from virginity.

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