Crazy

"He is your Dad!" within a spiritual, Naruto's soul stood before the sage of six paths, who floated with his legs crossed.

"That is most likely true... he is a terrible, father, I didn't know this until he appeared before me at my deathbed. He is also your grandfather since you are the reincarnation of little brother Indra." Paralleled to this space that Naruto was within, Sasuke stood before the sage of six paths.

"he isn't mad at the fact the shinobi world forced him to kill himself, he is just using the world as a test subject to feel out the power he could never control. to win against him is to outlast his little test. he cares for no one but himself, he is selfish to the extreme. But the good in all of this is that he keeps to himself." The sage of six paths said softly,

"Is he that powerful? we can't defeat him?" Naruto asked, to which the sage of six paths nodded lightly.

"He is the strongest lifeform I have ever seen. From what I see, he is the walking definition of destruction. Rules, Laws, concepts, ideas, meanings, facts, and so on. Logic is meaningless before him," The Sage of Six Paths said, saying everything he had seen from his long years of watching me.

Meanwhile, Madara walked forward. behind him, the 10 tails appeared while being absorbed into his body and he went on to go through a transformation. His skin became pale white like that of Kaguya. Clothing made out of chakra appeared behind him, with a black staff appearing in his hands, and black orbs appearing behind him.

Madara cooly looked in front of him, the remaining fighters who were ready for round two. To say the least, they were beaten with none of them hoping to match Madara, that was until Might Guy, a shinobi who had mastered the 8 gates stepped forward to face Madara. what could he do with just the 8 gates?

well, without the 8 gates, he was Barely Jonin level. but as soon as he opened the 8th gate, his might exploded. While open, the user's heart pumps at maximum speed, granting them power at least a hundred times greater. Surrounded by an aura of his blood, Might Guy moved so fast that space-time bent. Madara couldn't even react to this overwhelming speed, so he was slammed hard in the chest and was sent shooting backward while coughing up a mouthful of blood.

"thats impressive, even I can't react to such a level of speed," I said with a smile, to which Mukuro looked at me in confusion.

"Can't you just rewrite reality to make it so he is slower or that he never opened the 8 gates or even improved your own speed?" She asked to which I thought for a moment.

"Reality warping is not all that broken, yes I can just blink and someone would be erased from existence, or I could rewrite someone's past with a blink. Sure, I can just rewrite someone or steal everything they had and add it to my own or just create something completely new... but it's really not that broken." I said with a shake of my head, making Mukuro look at me blankly.

"To bring out the full use of your reality-warping power, you have to have a basic to average knowledge about the laws of physics, nature, and reality. the greater your understanding, the stronger you can warp reality. Do you understand that the law of physics says that anything with mass can't reach the speed of light? if I want to warp reality to give myself light speed, I need to also warp the law of physics as well." I said to which she nodded slightly in slight understanding.

"So, with your current sealed-away power, and understanding, this is a challenge?" She asked to which I nodded lightly.

"This is why I want to fight them, if I fight them all, and push myself, then I could learn more about reality. find ways to bypass the laws of physics, and the list goes on. my current reality-warping power has a limit, but if I could perfect that, and create techniques to best use my said power, then I would be far stronger." I said while looking towards Sasuke and Naruto who had come back to life.

"So, you stay back. I will go have fun." I said while disappearing, appearing in the sky. watching Madara who had summoned the god tree. after nearly dying to Might Buy attack, Madara exploded in rage and shot out a piece of the 10 tails, which went on to start turning into the god tree, which absorbed every one's chakra.

This caught me off guard as Naruto wouldn't have made it back in time to save Might Guy... but I was here and I wanted Might Guy to live just a bit longer.

Madara was slightly weakened from creating the god tree, but it didn't matter as he would cast the infinite Tsukuyomi. he had both rinnegan by now, and all he needed to do now was wait for the time to come to cast the Infinite Tsukuyomi.

"It's been ages since I saw this thing," I said while looking at the God tree, Madara who was floating high in the air froze upon hearing my voice. the whole battlefield froze heating my words as well, as they looked down at the base of the tree, where I sat on a giant root, looking at the chaos caused by Madara.

"Don't mind me..." I wanted to act cool a little longer, but all of a sudden, the tree behind me moved, wanting to catch me. I jumped, landing on its roots dodging its attempts.

"So, even after hundreds of years, your hatred for me remains?" I asked softly, stunning everyone who didn't expect me to have lived for so long. I sighed while jumping away, leaving the reach of the divine tree, before sitting back.

"What? you guys are not fighting anymore?" I asked seeing how everyone was just facing me, leaving me speechless. I looked over to the side and saw Sasuke and Naruto had rushed over, joining everyone to face me. naruto had gained the Sage of Six Paths Sage Power, while Sasuke awakened one rinnegan. Naruto's father also gave him half of the 9 tails... oh, on the night Naruto was born, his father died from using a seal that sent 50% of the 9 tails into Naruto, and the other half into himself.

After, Naurto's father, Minato was sealed within a shikigami, where he was free a few hours back to join this war with the help of Orochimaru, Sasuke, and Itachi... Minato was also the 4th hokage.

"You are the biggest threat here," Madara said softly, even now he was not sure if he could defeat me. the fact I was calm also made him unsure if he could defeat me.

"Stop, if you keep giving me so many com permits, I might think you're hitting on me," I said with an embarrassed smile. since when were people so nice? But my words only enraged Madara seeing as I was mocking him.

"Well, you all seem to be headstrong about fighting me. I wanted to sit back and watch you get stronger first, or where is the fun in bullying the weak?" I asked with a smirk, making Madara's face twisted in rage.

"Whatever, how about I make things fair? I will bring 3 people of your picking to join you. so, i'm playing fair." I said with a smirk, which annoyed everyone

"Bring back Mother!" Kuro who had been waiting for me to act all of this time yelled at me, confusing Madara who didn't understand what his creation was speaking about.

"Kuro, let me have my fun. I will bring her back later." I said to which Kuro glared at me, making me sigh softly. but I was a man of my word, I was too arrogant to lie. So, I looked towards Madara,

"Kuro isn't your creation, he just tricked you. everything about the infinite Tsukuyomi being the savor of the world or whatever was something he made up." I said while biting my finger. instantly, Madara stood there with a blank look, not comprehending my words.

Obito who was reanimated was also stunned hearing this... what was the reason he became a villain? what was the reason he slaughtered thousands it was to save this world. but to think he was a puppet?

"No, bring back the Sage Of Six Paths instead," Sasuke said calmly, stunning everyone who looked towards him, wanting him to explain. I looked at Sasuke for a moment, before nodding, that would be fun.

"But let me bring back the mother of chakra," I said while a drop of my blood floated into the sky. using this blood as a sacrifice, I was able to warp reality, allowing Kaguya to return to this world, without Madara losing his power. So, before everyone's eyes, my blood drop shook, slowly forming Kaguya who went on to stand there, blankly looking around for some time before her head paused and slowly looked towards me.

"Before you get mad, I want to say... I changed. I'm a different man. I want to start a family." I said with a gentle smile. Kaguya blinked, not expecting such words to leave my mouth. she was quiet for some time, 

"Mother don't listen to him. he already has another woman and a child," Kuro said not wanting his mother to be manipulated. My face turned dark slightly, and I glared at Kuro, causing him to shake in horror.

"So you cheated?" Kaguya said her face turning dark. how could she accept the fact her man had gone behind her back and cheated on her?

"We were not even together at the time... plus, you were sealed away for like... 900 years, it only happened 50 years ago," I said speechlessly

"Just because we are not together doesn't give you the right to cheat on me. even when we're apart, you're not allowed to see anyone else." She said while activating her byakugan. At her words, I was speechless for a second.

"I'm pretty sure thats a red flag... yet it makes me like you more," I said, learning something new about myself. 

"You even went on to have a child... did you raise that child?" She asked coldly, if I did, then she would explode.

"No, I had to destroy myself. I just came back to life a few hours back. she is already 49... but seeing as I missed out on her life made me realize I want to be a father. I can't believe we never had a child." I said in disappointment, Kaguya's heart melted. how could she remain angry at me... 

"We did have children," Kaguya said with a frown, making a question mark appear over my head. I was caught off guard.

"Really?" I asked in confusion, Kaguya's face turned dark. She had sensed me watching the kids from afar, so she knew I knew about them.

"You're telling me you forgot about our children? Hagoromo and hamura!" She yelled angrily, her aura spreading out.

"... Oh yeah, I forgot all about them," I said my eyes widened. I seemed to have forgotten about them... well, I didn't forget. I just got caught up in stuff. I mean a few years back I remembered, I just replaced them with stuff more important... I wasn't a bad father, you try to understand your source and let me see if you would care for the twins you had 900 years ago.

Boom

A fist made out of chakra slammed into me, sending me shooting backward like a shooting star. Kaguya followed after me, rage written all over her face.

"As a father, you put your self-desires above your children. As a father, you ignored the well-being of your children... and as a father, you forgot the existence of your own children." She said angrily, 

"Okay, let's first talk about this. we are both trash parents... right?" I asked making Kaguya come to a stop.

"Yes, I ignored their existence. But I ignored them out of love. I'm not a good role model for our children to look up to." I asked leaving Kaguya speechless at the fact this kind of made sense. the shinobi at the side hearing this all nodded their heads, indeed they would not want such a person being anywhere near their children.

"Just imagine them trying to live up to me... they would go depressed and die," I said with a sigh. My words almost caused everyone to fall over. Kaguya's face turned dark, but my next words caused her to freeze.

"You were a good mother... until you tried to kill them. but overlooking that, you were a good mother. but adding that in, you were bad. we are both shitty parents... but it's okay. this time we can learn to be the best possible parents together." I said while holding her hands. Kaguya hesitated slightly, not knowing what to say for some time. She looked at me before asking one question.

"You're willing to take care of a newborn?" She asked, making me freeze. Seeing this, Kaguya held my face.

"Then we can't start a family together... you also have to slaughter your other family. Only I and your twins are the only family you need." She said softly, making my face go blank for a moment.

"Naw, I will just pick the both of you," I said with a shake of my head. Kaguya's eyes narrowed, but I just took her into my arms. this caught Kaguya off guard, and it being so long since she was held like this, it caused her to blush slightly.

"Children choose... I take it all. I love you. there for you're mine, of course, we can fight this out. you and everyone else vs me. if you win, you will be my only family. if I win, then you have to accept it. Plus, my power is sealed. so I'm in a weakened state right now. I will not remove the seals, if I do, then you win... alright my princess?" I asked softly, to which Kaguya nodded shily.

"... but since this has to do with our children, they have to join the battle too." She said softly, to which I nodded slightly while letting her go.

I floated into the air, while the source of Hagoromo and Hamura appeared in my palm. I had taken these two sources long ago, I just never found what I wanted to do with them. I went on to bring the twins back to a state where they were at their prime... no, they were even stronger than their prime as they had everything they learned throughout the years they were alive, and dead, plus a body that was at their prime.

"Well. I'm sure you two were watching me and your mother speak." I said calmly with crossed arms, the two looked at me with weird looks... what a shitty father.

"Hamura, and Hagoromo..." I said calmly, but they caught me off.

"I'm Hagorormo,"

"I'm Hamura... and we don't accept you as our father." They said seriously, to which I shrugged

"thats odd... I don't remember saying I care... don't tell that to your mother." I said in a low voice so Kaguya couldn't hear that... I wasn't a bad father. I was just an honest father. I mean, would you rather have an honest father or one thats always lying? see, the fact I was honest made me a good father. for you to think otherwise makes you a bad person. You should be ashamed of yourself... and how dare you say I'm trying to gaslight you? such a thing doesn't exist yet in the Naruto world. you're crazy.