1 Chapter 1
"These teammates of mine are all idiots. How the hell did they die at the hand of that sole player at the bot. Online games now days slowly turning into shit because of these idiot players. I don't know if they were doing it intentionally or what! " I can't help but swear loudly as I am playing with my phone. My phone was shaking as I am playing with a cranky face.
I don't have anyone besides me living here in a small rented apartment, so I guess it is okay to play noisily. This game will represent my fifth game, and fifth attempt to achieve victory, but I guess another MVP Loss.
'It isn't even funny! Why so much trash?! '
I don't know, toxic players this past few years like a frog who wet by the rain, one by one appeared and messing up every online game. If I could get strong allies, it is a stroke of great luck. A God Luck.
After a while of enduring their foolishness, I really can't take their trash skill anymore and I couldn't stop myself from typing some harsh words, [You all are fools who don't even know what a real game is. You can't understand common sense? If you can't defeat the enemy, then just retreat! What the fuck! In this world, it doesn't matter if you can't work hard; but work smarter! Why fight if you are at a disadvantage? What are you? heroes?! This World is a fucker]
With a frown, I am ready to raise my hand and touch the send icon when suddenly my phone vibrates and a message pops up, [New System Version Uploaded! Install Now! ]
Looking at the big message on my screen, I can't help but grind my teeth and stomp my feet from frustration. Can't this phone be cooperative for a moment? I'm playin' ... dang it!
Without wasting any time, I tried to swipe the message and get rid of it. But to my surprise, as if the message has been stuck on my screen, I can't wipe it out and it just stays there. The game also started to lag and I can no longer play smoothly. I have no choice but to abandon the game for the time being and update my phone first into the newly released version. This phone is mine is a newly released Future 2.0 of the Futuristic Company and purchased by me using my whole month salary. It's about 3,000 bucks, I dare not be angry and accidentally smash it somewhere out of my anger.
Hays~
I took a deep breath to calm myself before I clicked the update.
*Clicked*
[On process, please wait for five minutes]
Well then... Well, I guess after this it's already a game over. I may face reports from my bullshit teammates, even though I had the highest score. But since I got AFK'd due to this troublesome update not knowing when is the appropriate time should appear, and comes at the wrong fucking time. This is the result of what happens!
But as I said, I need to be patience.
[00:04:59]
[00:03:59]
[00:02:59]
[00:01:59]
[00:00:59]
The process turns out too long that I can't help but feel bored in the middle of the update. I put the phone at the table first and stands up. To release my boredom and sleepiness I perform some exercises like a jumping jack, push-ups, and simple stretching to wakes my frozen blood.
After the exercise, I didn't look at my phone but I went to the kitchen and get some water to drink before I came back to my seat and... shit...
[00:00:01]
Is this phone kidding me? Why the hell
I think that it gives a false timer. One second taking longer than five minutes is bullshit. Why couldn't it have just given an accurate timer from the beginning? I thought the time was getting faster and faster but now... I think that is a piece of fake news, a cap! One second turning longer than five minutes is the real one!
I stand up again and start to perform another set of exercises, then without knowing it, time goes by and I only stop when the sounds like an eternity finally buzz.
Ding [Update finished[
Ding [Warning: May cause five minutes overheat because of the Update]
"Five minutes? I hope this will not be five minutes that will be the equivalent of an hour, right? We must abide by what we say. If you say five minutes, then it should be five minutes, not one hour. Don't ever do that to my phone again!"
But as I attempt to open the game again, another message pops out.
Ding [Survey: Please answer honesty for the chance to win the jackpot]
"Hahaha" I can't help but laugh as I read the word jackpot "Raffle Jackpot. What do you think of me? A fool" I added. But inside I also have a double thought, what if it teal is a chance but I just let it go like this? Isn't being mad also no different? But what if it is a prank and I become a joke when I answer?
Well, nothing would go wrong if I will try, right?
Yeah, just a try then if it is a joke just let them know that I am merely curious so I answered!
Yeah! A nice excuse.
I really can't fight with my curiosity!
*Clicked*
Afterward, I got unctuously tricks by my phone again.
When the survey questionnaires show up, I suddenly found the questions funny although I know that it is a scam. A cap.
"Hahaha!, What kind of survey questionnaire are these? Are they perhaps searching otakus'? Well, it's still funny, maybe I'll try to answer, hehe! "
In the end, I still answered with a smile on my face. Although it may sound foolish to these answer childish and unrealistic questions like these, they are quite funny. After all, I purchase this phone for enjoyment and to have fun. Regardless if this was a scam or not, as long as it is enjoyable, it should worth my time.
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