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Warning book contains mature content. Carla Brown never thought that her long-life crush was the head of a different universe and came to earth to track down a mate. Carla wasn't his first choice, but he got bested. Though she won the favor of Gods, fight demons and beasts alongside him. She's still trying to prove she can be his equivalent. will this new world tare her to shreds or strengthen their alliance? The reality of her situation will come out eventually.

Mrs_Phanor · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
355 Chs

Home Sweet Home part 4

##Carla##

Sun rise so fast here. Sigh here we go again. I should of told Johny no about going to heaven, stay his ass here and help me deal with this. Ugh these people are constantly doing the wrong things. General meeting yuck I've been here for about 1 week already am tired of dealing with this. I got up got dressed and head downstairs. The general was waiting on me.

Squirelet: Your highness

Bullet: Your majesty

Frank: Hello my queen

They all bowed. I took a seat they all sit down as well. Blue came downstairs wanting to join the meeting, I allowed it.

Carla: Lets start from bad to worst

Frank: Your highness the pig kingdom

Carla: Okay, Wait are you a general now?

Satphire was smilling lowering her head

Frank: No, my queen Since this is affecting my kingdom; as their leader I took a chance.

Carla: Why don't the pig have a general?

Frank: My Queen We fail the test every year

Squirelet snorted, Sigh so unprofessional

Carla: Where are the tests result?

Squirelet: Here Your majesty.

She said handing me the paperwork

Carla: Okay let's see your short comings.

He stood infront of me very proud.

Why was everyone smilling like that? Looking at these tests result The pig kingdom failed every training excersise.

Carla: Is there a test Your kingdom pass?

Frank: No Mam

Bullet started to laugh he couldn't hold it back anymore, Than Blue, Come on guys. Poor pig is turning more pink.

Carla: It's important to have a general

Frank: We are still trying

Bullet: Haha Your majesty I need a minute. May I step out for a minute..

Was he crying? Bullet come on! Satphire Not you too. I burned her under the table to prevent her from Laughing she knew beter.

Carla: Would you like to be a counselor for your kingdom? until you obtain the title general? Counselor doesn't need any training excersise. You can come and joined us in everything except battle. It's important for me to know what's going on in your kingdom.

Frank: Thank you, Your highness.

Squirelet: The pig kingdom got attack first just a few days ago.

She said handing me more paperwork. Ugh I hate paper work

Carla: Why?

Squirelet: There was a rumor saying "they are the strongest on the planet?"

Haha what? I smiled prematurely I did not expect that. Bullet came back and took his seat. But he still did not keep it together.

Carla: Who started the rumors?

Frank: I did your highest

Blue: Hahaha

Bullet: Hahaha ouhhh I can't breathe Hahaha, Why would you say that? Don't you know that is going to attract unwanted attraction?

Frank: At that time no, I did not know general.

Squirelet: Hahaha so you cause your kingdom to get attack?

Frank: Looking back now, Yes

He said it so proud.. This pig have so much pride for someone who can't fight, Have below average magic property, was he stupid or very honest?

Carla: So when they attack how did you do?

Squirelet: Please don't leave any details out.

Satphire: You don't need to explain counselor..

Frank: Reports are needed I get it.

Well I'll bet! I like him, His honesty is refreshing

Carla: Go on.

Frank: We fell instantly. I would say..

Bullet: Like in a hour? haha

Squirelet: There is no shame in it, was it minutes Hahaha.

Everyone was waiting to see if he agrees with squirelet or bullet. This pig straightened his posture, hands behind his back, He stood tall and proud.

Frank: Seconds, We never stand a chance.

Everybody lost it. I even chuckled

Carla: I don't understand?

Frank: Your majesty they came We panic, That is one of our tactical strategies

Carla: Everyone?

Frank: Yes, everyone is familiar with our emergency escape plan.

Squirelet: Haha don't that just point the enemy to where you are?

Frank: That is what happened

I had to stop looking at paper work and just lean back, staring at this pig still so proud at his actions that are just pathetic.

Carla: Looking back is there another strategy you could of done?

Frank: Yes

Squirelet: That is?

Frank: Seconds formation

Carla: Oh

Frank: We would play dead! But your majesty they are refusing to leave until they get our gem

Carla: Give it to them?

Everyone was so shock at my response

Frank: Well I don't recall where I hide it

Now I was shocked .

Royal messenger: Mail for you my Queen

Carla: Thank you.

~~Letter~~

We are giving you a chance to correct your mistake

Sincerely the monkey kingdom

End of note

Squirelet: Your majesty they are savages

Carla: Hmm

Squirelet: They declares their independence from this kingdom a few hundred year ago when you and the king left, than refuse to associates with us at all.

Carla: Hmm

Squirelet: They killed two of our official already, Its a trap.

Carla: Fine, we won't send a official

Squirelet: Good

Carla: Am going.

Squirelet: Your highness, never have the head of this country went in person.

Carla: Now, lets go frank

Frank: Okay your highness.

I went beside the castle, I gave him a gem to hand over to the black ops. He took it and left. I went inside to go pack for the journey. Squirelet barge in my room unannounced

Squirelet: If you still insisted on going I must accompany you. The king would never forgive me if I let something happen to his beloved queen.

Carla: Okay

Squirelet: Is that a bathing suit your highness?

Carla: Yes I've been invited to a Pool party this afternoon I must hurry

Squirelet: A pool party?

I quickly bathe putting the bathing suit on.. Man When did my bathing suite fit me so well. I punch my perfectly place abs.. Haha I feel nothing, training with the angels is another level

Squirelet: My Queen your body is..

Carla: Do you think I should tan?

Squirelet: How did you..

She walked around me feeling on my 0 body fat. I was so rip you couldn't bend any part of my body. She kicked me as hard as she can It push me back but her hit just evaporated on me as if my body absorb it.

Squirelet: Shorts and tank top with a kimono. You Don't understand What you look like.

Carla: I'll be covering everything

Squirelet: Yup, Looking at you hurt my pride. SUMMONED me tomorow the journey will be long.

Carla: Haha okay

She left shaking her head. I got a phone call coming in

Johny: Hey babe

Carla: Hey

My heart was smilling so much.

Johny: Am coming soon am almost done

Carla: How is it?

Johny: Beyond my imagination. Baby it's gorgeous

Carla: Did you see.

Johny: No, I mostly hung out with Jesus. Knowledge is well respected here though. But I think he miss Satphire. He kept to himself, if Satphire was here he would be smilling ear to ear.

Carla: Well, am on my way to this pool party

Johny: Am sorry with who? Carla don't play?

Carla: Baby am investigating

Johny: It better be the only thing you doing.

Carla: Okay Daddy

I said teasing him haha I know his crazy jealous. But honestly who could compare to him?

Johny: Wait investigating what?

I explain to him everything I witness, Reports I've read.

Johny: Your going to handle it or should I when I return?

Carla: You so destructive Bae. I am trying to find the head, I don't want to fight my way up.

I told him about Satphire without leaving any details out on how she avenge her family

Jobny: Haha well it could of been worst, she decide to leave them with no scratch. I'll have Knowledge look at their mental health when he gets back.

Carla: I've been invited to the monkey kingdom

There was a long silence

Johny: Your going aren't you?

Carla: Yes

Johny: When?

Carla: Tomorow

Johny: Who you taking with you?

Carla: Frank, Squirelet

Johny: No

Carla: Squirelet don't give me no other option

Johny: I know that, but Frank?

Carla: No harm will come to him promise

Johny: If a fight brake out he can't protect himself.

Carla: Haha yes I know haha

I told him how the meeting went. He cried out of laughter.

Johny: I needed that

Carla: Say yes huby, His rather entertaining. I miss you so much, Am dealing with alot, I'll protect him

Johny: Hmm is he really a counselor?

Carla: That's the only way to get him on the counsel

Johny: Haha okay but no scratch haha

Carla: Thank you, I love you.

Johny: I love you. No body touches you am serious.

Carla: Not even sun screen

Johny: CARLA!

Carla: Haha am joking haha

Johny: Hmm

I think he was mad he hung up the phone haha. Satphire was sitting on my bed when I walked out the bathroom.

Carla: Kimono too huh?

Satphire: They are seriously exaggerating on my body right now.

Carla: How is Future haha

Satphire: Good

Carla: Haha okay, You ready?

Satphire: Yeah.

These places are so close there is no point of flying. When we got there. Everyone was in black, was that their uniform?

Alb: Welcome gorgeous. Haha hiding that beautiful body of yours huh?

Carla: Something like that. You promise me more gems

Alb: Straight to the point I see.

Carla: Did you expect me to be basic?

Alb: No of course not. You don't look basic. Come I'll show you.

This castle was big, everyone here was associated with crimes against the kingdom the issue is why? Was it a need, Cause needs I could forgive or was it want and greed? He led me and Satphire into these hallways with glass room where there was alot of captives? one room had me stunned

Alb: His Robert one of our elder brothers he likes his girls young

He had female monkeys in there with him. They don't look a day pass 12 years old. There was 6 sitting down on the floor looking terrified, He had 8 standing, one was trying to hide the other girls behind her.

Satphire Telepathically said

Satphire: Say the words and everyone will be dead in less than 1 minute.

Carla: General, I got it.

I told the female monkey to put her hands around his neck. I was squeezing the life out of so called "elder brother."

Alb: Hey man are you okay?

Satphire: Hmm role playing haha you guys are kinky...

Satphire said touching his arm. He giggled blushing everywhere

Alb: Yeah we are haha

I made a portal and I told her to jump in I'll see her soon. I told Blue we are expecting guesses. We later pass where he got fire users trying to melt the gems

Alb: Nothing works, Am telling you these are well protected. That whore queen must of make several of her lovers sealed it.

There is this older lady that kept looking at me. She was crying tears of joy.

Alb: Get back to work. I know they are gorgeous. But they are mine

Silly boy.

He showed how he had mountains of gems he already collected

He explain there is this tree that gives more gem every 300 years. Duh I planted that dufous. He led us back outside so proud he have made an impression on us.

Alb: Tell me about yourselves.

Satphire: Am from the dragon colony

Alb: Yeah, I see the white hair but blue tip is new

Satphire: Dare to be different right?

I could tell in Satphire mind she had about a thousand ideas passing through her mind of how to dispose of this guy.

Alb: You my queen.

I almost chocked when he said that. Then I realized it's another form of compliment

Carla: Queen is to much kind sir. Princess at most.

Alb: You two just don't know how beautiful you are, make me just want to change my ways.

He said gulping his last beer.

Carla: It's getting late we best get home, I'll see you again I like our chats?

Alb: You know my resident baby just knock if you need me. My boys could drop you home. You two look well raised

Satphire: It's not far good night

Satphire grab my arm pulling me. I know she couldn't resist not killing them. We could tell they were following us. They were so loud, we were still laughing and giggling I figured it's best to sleep at satphire house tonight.

##Satphire##

Satphire: Hi mom, hi dad

Dad: Did you terrorize three boys?

Satphire: Yes

Mom: Honey it was horrible. She kept almost killing them than resetting their body, It was unlawful. Oh and Carla as Queen sat there and watch her do it.

My mother is such a big mouth.

Dad: Haha you gotta teach me that

Mom: Honey?

Dad: Baby I love you, you have a kind heart, But sometimes to keep the ones you love safe you must first put the fear of God in people. Am Glad my daughter is a true leader. Plus they attack you didn't they?

I was happy my actual Dad was back.

Dad: I haven't seen my daughter Future smiled since I've been sick, Its not that I can't piece it together. We have been together for a long time I know when your face is hurt.

My mom looked down crying

Dad: No more of you taking actions by yourself, Check in with me before execution.

Satphire: Yes father,

Dad: Thank you for not hurting my son

Satphire: His my brother I wouldn't do that

Dad: But you know he will keep challenging you until he get his honor back?

Satphire: Yes, father I know, I'll keep away from him

Dad: Dont hurt em; Scare him Yes but no hitting

Satphire: Yes father. Where is grandpa did he die?

Dad: His on a trip

That's code word for mission classified. I walk to my room but the queen was still following me. Guess she sleeping here tonight. When I walked in My room, I double up my room to give her privacy.