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I'm made of rubber and I want to be the pirate king, but will I?

One Piece That HITS DIFFERENT Taking the weekend off, will put out an extra chapter next week

homosapien · Anime & Comics
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The Real Clown Is You............

So we started walking towards Buggy's Base, and I looked behind me, and I saw that Zoro was missing, so I thought that he might have a plan to destroy Buggy, so we went forward to destroy the Clown. While we walked up the staircase, this dude called Cabbage started attacking us, so I used my special ATTACK gomu-gomu no CumShot, let me clarify that it's just called CumShot but in reality it's a PUNCH, a lot of my attack names are very ORIGINAL. So as I was saying, the CumShot blasted this guy into space, so as we were approaching Buggy, he says "Oh, you're approaching me" and as he says that Zoro jumps behind Buggy and says "The Real Clown Is You" but as he went to pull out his Swords, he realizes that he forgot his swords in front of the pet shop, so he just really awkwardly started walking slowly towards the pet shop, as Buggy says that "Your dialogue didn't even make sense because I am a Clown", so Nami snuck behind him and tied him up, and said "use your CumShot attack or some shit, I have the map" and points raises her hand while showing the map. So I used my GODLIKE move, gomu-gomu no SUSSY BAKA, and he got kicked to the west blue. We also steal one of Buggy's Ships and set our eyes on Syrup Village, ALSO we recruited Nami as our navigator because she owned a compass.

Sup, do check out my ORIGINAL novel, Reclamation of Brittania, new chapter every 3 days, if you're in to Fantasy.

I decided the schedule of "I'm made of rubber and I want to be the pirate king, but will I?," I'm gonna be uploading 2 chapters daily, so stay tuned.

CUMSHOT

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