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I'm live fortune telling

Wang Yue crossed over to a parallel world and was forcibly bound by the system to inherit a fortune-telling shop. "This damn system has been stuck at 99.99% for two years. Do I really have to give up?"

Dust_free · Fantasy
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How about Chapter 195, do you believe it now?

The crowd couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter.

"Fuck, hahaha...

Master Wang, are you serious?

I'm dying of laughter..."

"That shiny big bald head with this headband, I can only say, a perfect match... hahaha!"

"The headband is fine, I just want to know what the hell is with the garlic on it?"

"Put it on and let us see if you have captured the temperament perfectly?"

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts.

Sure enough, this magic weapon is very Master Wang..."

... The crowd around laughed continuously, and some even lay on the ground and twitched.

There was also a rich woman who laughed so hard that she got a stitch in her side.

The security guard saw it and immediately ran over to give her artificial respiration.

Wang Teng looked at the so-called magic weapon in Wang Yue's hand, and his originally dark face became even darker.

He thought to himself, should I take it or not?

Wasn't it said to be comparable to Sun Wukong's golden hoop?

Master, do you have any misunderstanding about that golden hoop?

That one has two circles on it, which looks very nice.

On yours, there is a garlic? ? ?

What does it mean?

Then he asked the question in his mind: "Master, are you mistaken?"

"Isn't this thing the headband that women wear?

It's not suitable for me to wear it, right?"

"And what effect can it have?

" Wang Yue suppressed his laughter, looked at him seriously and said:

"Don't underestimate it, its name is:

Forget it."

"Don't look at this thing because it looks unremarkable, it is actually a magic weapon.

After wearing it, when you encounter something and your head gets hot."

"It will emit a garlic scent, and its specific effect is to keep people sober and remind you to forget it..."

"This is much better than the golden hoop of Sun Wukong, because the golden hoop gives people a splitting headache, and this one is full of garlic fragrance."

Listening to Wang Yue's serious nonsense. The crowd who had finally slowed down around him burst into laughter again.

"Garlic scent? Hahahaha, Master Wang, are you going to turn his big bald head into a delicacy?"

"Hanging garlic smells garlicy, hanging chili peppers is spicy?

Hahaha..."

"What about hanging durian?

What does it smell like?"

"Hahaha, is it so magical?

My company is engaged in foreign trade of jewelry.

I can pull a large truck of this kind of thing. Whoever wants it, I will give it to him for free."

... Wang Teng's forehead was black, but he still took it half-believingly.

Then he studied it carefully for a long time in his hand, but didn't find anything special.

After struggling for a long time, he still put it on his head.

Then he heard the laughter of people around him directly reaching the entrance of the community.

He felt very embarrassed at this time, and a little angry at the same time, thinking that Wang Yue was playing tricks on him.

He wanted to beat him up.

As soon as this idea came up, the white garlic on his head turned yellow, and then a garlic fragrance came into his nostrils.

Stimulating his brain, a voice in his head kept telling him to forget it.

"Fuck!!!"

He directly burst out a national quintessence, then widened his eyes, opened his mouth, and looked at Wang Yue in disbelief.

It actually works? ? ?

The onlookers also saw the changes in the garlic on his head.

Looking at Wang Teng's expression again, he instantly understood that the funny-looking headband was actually a magical instrument.

Although it looked a little funny when worn on that big bald head, it was a legendary magical instrument!

The rich female onlookers were eager to take it for themselves.

But when they saw Wang Teng's face, they instantly gave up the idea.

Then they turned their eyes to Wang Yue and said loudly:

"Master Wang, do you have any other magical instruments?"

"I want one too.

Is there one that can lose weight even when lying down?"

"I want the kind that makes my skin whiter, my breasts bigger, my buttocks more perky, my waist thinner...

my eyes lit up."

"I, I, I want it too.

I want the kind that makes my penis bigger and last longer..."

... Hearing everyone shouting that they wanted magical instruments with various effects, a male owner couldn't help but express his needs.

Everyone looked at him.

He couldn't help but explain awkwardly: Don't get me wrong, I'm just asking for a client, I don't need this effect, don't get me wrong.

This made everyone around laugh.

Wang Yue smiled slightly, saying in his heart, of course I have what you want, but I won't sell it, leaving it to the right person.

Then he looked at Wang Teng who was still in a daze, and said lightly:

"How is it?"

"Do you believe it now?"

"Can you make a choice?"

Hearing Wang Yue's words, Wang Teng also came back to his senses at this time.

Looking at Wang Yue excitedly, he said: "Yeah, yeah, Master, I want this."

"How much is this? Can you sell it to me?"

Wang Yue nodded and said:

"Haha, of course!"

"Otherwise, why would I take it out?"

"This is priced at two million, no discount, thank you."

Wang Teng was stunned and said in surprise:

"Ah, so expensive?"

"But I don't have so much money, I only have 20,000 yuan on me now."

"What should I do?"

After hearing what he said, the rich women watching said that they had money and sold it to them.

Some people also said that Wang Teng was not a rich woman on the list?

Let him ask the rich woman for money.

For someone who can live in such a villa area, it would only take a few minutes to come up with two million.

Wang Teng didn't say anything after listening.

He had only known her for one night, although they had had in-depth exchanges many times.

But if he asked for money now, wouldn't people think that he approached her with a purpose?

And he didn't want to ask the other party for money.

After all, he was also a master who had broken through the innate.

Could he be stumped by two million?

Suddenly, he slapped his head and thought of a solution.

Then he looked at Wang Yue with a smile and said, "Master, how about this, you should sell it to me, and then I will do things for you."

"Just give me an annual salary of one million, no more!"

"I'll work for you for two years and pay you back, is that okay?"

"Don't worry, I'm still capable.

Whether it's protecting you or your family, I'll never let you get hurt."

"And I can do laundry and cooking, and I guarantee that your underwear will be washed clean."

Wang Yue:

... He was just about to refuse.

Who needs you to wash underwear? ? ?

At this moment, the siren of a police car was heard in the distance.

Beside a trash can in the distance, the beggar Yang Yongfan also turned around and pretended to look for something in the trash can.

He had already arrived when Wang Yue was fortune-telling Wang Teng.

However, he did not go forward to watch, but watched from a distance.

When Wang Teng's murderous aura broke out, he felt the aura of spiritual energy in Wang Teng's body.

But this aura was obviously only in the early stage of Qi training, and it was a far cry from the aura he had felt before.

Just when he was confused, Wang Yue helped Zhu Shaohua to offset Wang Teng's murderous aura, and he felt the aura of spiritual energy in Wang Yue's body.

Now he was sure that the aura of breakthrough he had felt before came from Wang Yue.

He planned to wait for these people to disperse, then sneak into Wang Yue's house to see what secrets he had. . . . . .