webnovel

I'm live fortune telling

Wang Yue crossed over to a parallel world and was forcibly bound by the system to inherit a fortune-telling shop. "This damn system has been stuck at 99.99% for two years. Do I really have to give up?"

Dust_free · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
276 Chs

Chapter 97 Liu Ergou's Choice

Wang Yue muttered to himself:

This generation of destined people really ask for more and more.

Qiuya wants a way to completely remove the curse, so she needs to dig up her ancestral grave.

Since you want a win-win situation, then...

I'll tell you.

Wang Yue looked at Liu Ergou who was expecting, and said:

"There is indeed such a method."

After getting Wang Yue's answer, Liu Ergou also seemed a little excited.

He also asked with the mentality of giving it a try, but he didn't expect that there really was one.

"Master, tell me quickly!"

Wang Yue said without further ado:

"For this method, you need to first pull up the ghost brother, tell him that there is a way to solve this problem of forcing him, and ask him not to rebel first."

"Then you also need to put out incense, candles, fruit plates, 18 packs of cigarettes, various gold and silver treasures, and 10 billion paper money, and worship the King of Hell, asking him to cut off the bond between the ghost brother and the kidney."

"When asking someone to do something, you must give gifts."

"Since the ghost brother has missed the time to reincarnate once, this time the King of Hell will arrange for him to reincarnate into your family and be your son."

"After all, you owe him in this life, so he will come to collect the debt in the next life." "But you have to be mentally prepared, he will become a parasite by then, and you will be responsible for his food, drink, defecation, and urination for the rest of your life, buy him a house, help him marry a wife, and take care of his children..."

"Also, he is particularly cheating his father, you will know later..."

Liu Ergou was dumbfounded.

Good guy, this directly made him my son? ? ?

The screen was also filled with crazy comments. "

Lord of Hell:

You are a man who understands the ways of the world.

Okay, I will give him to you as your son."

"I am dying of laughter.

You owe me this life.

I will become your son in the next life to collect the debt.

No problem."

"Ghost Brother:

What?

I gave him a kidney, and I still have to call him dad?

Dad, my requirements are not high.

A 260-square-meter house, a 1 million yuan car, and ten fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged wives...

Please remember these requirements first, I am afraid I will forget them after drinking Meng Po soup."

"I just ran to my dad and told him that I donated a kidney to him in the last life.

I was his benefactor.

In this life, I am here to collect the debt.

I want to rely on my parents, and now I am chewing on a stick..."

... Liu Ergou also had a complicated expression.

This method seems to be a win-win situation.

He doesn't have to die, and he doesn't have to be punished.

But what's the big deal about him being reborn into my family?

I don't know why, but he always feels a little awkward.

How should I face him in the future?

Be a master?

Liu Ergou's mouth moved:

"Master, do you think he will disagree and be determined to rebel and want to be the King of Hell?"

Wang Yue looked at him with a smile and said:

"Isn't that exactly the result you want?"

Liu Ergou's old face turned red and he was a little embarrassed when his little thoughts were seen through.

"Okay, I've told you several methods.

Now you have the opportunity to choose your own destiny."

Liu Ergou's face showed a tangled look after listening.

To be honest, among the several methods Wang Yue just talked about, he prefers the third one.

After all, this is the most beneficial to him.

It will make the previous owner of the kidney suffer, and he will probably be attacked by keyboard warriors on the Internet.

Before he made a decision, the viewers in the live broadcast room were already arguing fiercely:

"Brother Bupi, don't think about it, just rebel directly.

If you think 20% off is not enough, you can give 25% off.

Considering that you need supply for a long time, I can give you 30% off."

"In this life, people have to do one or two earth-shaking things.

You didn't have the opportunity to shake the sky, but now the opportunity to shake the underworld is right in front of you.

What are you still struggling with?"

"Brother Bupi, don't listen to them.

People should know how to be grateful.

It's great to have more sons.

You can also complete the task of passing on the family line at once."

"As long as you have no morals, you will not be kidnapped by morality.

People should be selfish. Otherwise, life will be so tiring.

Just report it directly."

"Choose 1..."

"Choose 4..."

"Choose 3..."

... Most of the viewers in the barrage supported the rebellion, and they were obviously those who liked to make trouble.

Liu Ergou glanced at the barrage on the screen, twitched his mouth, and said viciously:

"You who are shouting rebellion, I will pull Brother Gui up later and ask him to go down and tell the King of Hell.

I will send the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced to find you at night.

"This did not scare the netizens, but made them more excited.

No longer paying attention to these old men, Liu Ergou sighed, turned to look at Wang Yue and said:

"Master, I will choose the last one!"

As soon as he said this, the netizens on the barrage persuaded him to ask for lychees. He shook his head after seeing this and continued:

"You don't have to persuade me anymore." "To be honest, according to my personality, I would definitely choose to report him directly, but after all, his kidneys are still in my body, and I am afraid that his kidneys will rebel against me, hehe."

"And this time I know that he will rely on his parents, so I will definitely train his independence from a young age and not give him the opportunity to rely on his parents."

"Maybe he can train a billionaire for me, then I will enjoy the happiness with him."

"As for cheating his father, if it doesn't work, just make a joke under the stick...

hehe..."

Hearing what he said, the netizens who persuaded him on the barrage stopped talking.

Although Liu Ergou said it lightly, they knew that he must be uneasy in his heart.

After all, when a person knows that his son is the reincarnation of a benefactor, his mentality is probably more or less different. If it's an enemy, then it's easy to deal with. Just beat him to death.

At this time, Liu Ergou suddenly said: "Master, although I can pull him up, I can't see him, and I can't communicate with him.

I don't know if he agrees or not.

What should I do?"

Wang Yue said calmly:

"This is not a big problem.

After you pull him up, I will give youOpen a Yin-Yang eye and a Yin-Yang ear. "

"Then you can see him and you can communicate with him."

After Wang Yue finished speaking, the viewers in the live broadcast room couldn't sit still.

"Master, please open one for us too. We want to see and hear it too."

"Yes, yes, if I can't eat this melon, I'm afraid that the few remaining hairs on my head will be stripped off."

"It would be great if Brother Bupi chose to support the rebellion, so that the master can open the live broadcast to the underworld.

I want to see the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Ghost, the Judge, and the King of Hell..."

"I don't mean anything else.

I just want to see how Brother Bupi plays games and poker with his wife and how they summon the ghost brother.

Don't get me wrong.

I mainly want to see how they play games... cough, I want to see summoning."

"I won't be sleepy anymore if you say that. The live broadcast of the underworld should be put in the back. I also want to see how they play poker...

cough, I want to see summoning."

" ... Liu Ergou's face was full of black lines.

Fuck, are you sure you want to watch Summoning?

Wang Yue also looked helpless.

This group of predestined people really dare to say anything.

Can it be watched for free?

"No problem, meet your requirements."