Chapter 94 This has to start with your bad habits

Looking at the content on the barrage that gradually changed, Wang Yue smiled and shook his head.

So you two are destined to be together!

So you just want to eat melons, and helping Liu Ergou is just a side job, right?

Then looking at Liu Ergou who was still beating himself, Wang Yue said lightly: "Okay, stop it!"

Just like the fans said, Liu Ergou has not done anything extremely evil except being self-righteous, playing a little clever, and trying to threaten Wang Yue with public opinion.

And the other party is so good at dealing with things, and decisively slapping himself in the face, which can be regarded as a lesson.

It seems that he is not going to stop unless Wang Yue speaks.

So he asked him to stop and not cause a live broadcast accident.

And Liu Ergou seemed to have heard the most beautiful voice in the world, looking at Wang Yue excitedly and said:

"Wanda wet, mud four apes are shining frogs?"

Good guy!

This Liu Ergou was really cruel, his face was swollen and he couldn't speak clearly.

The viewers in the live broadcast room laughed even more unkindly:

"Brother Niaohuang, what language have you awakened?

I don't quite understand it."

"I found out that the shortcut for thin people to become fat is so simple, I've learned it all..."

"I don't know if Brother Niaohuang's wife can recognize him in this state.

If I barge in without permission, will she be arrested by the police?

DogHead."

"It's nothing, it's easy to make money."

"Niu Huang:

@upstairs, are you teaching me how to do things?"

"Niu Huang:

@upstairs, I suspect you are learning from me, and I have evidence."

... Wang Yue looked at Liu Ergou like that, forget it, your attitude determines my attitude towards you, I'll give you a chance.

He slowly said:

"Have you thought about it?"

"Are you sure you don't want to sell it?"

Liu Ergou shook his head violently and quickly replied:

"No, no, Master, please help me see where this blood disaster came from and whether it can be resolved!"

After Liu Ergou finished speaking, he directly gave out two Huazi inhumanely.

[Old Yellow Ox Bu Niu Huang Rewards Huazi*2]

Wang Yue nodded and said lightly:

"This has to start with your bad living habits."

"When you were young, you didn't know the good of kidneys, smoking, drinking, staying up late, and holding urine. "

"On June 1st last year, you celebrated the festival with several scalpers. "

"Because you have liked to hold your urine since you were a child, you pee once in the morning, noon and evening, and sometimes you only pee once a day to save trouble.

You still think this is a natural gift, with good kidneys and strong bladder. "

Hearing this, the netizens in the live broadcast room laughed:

"Hehehe, I've only heard that young people don't know how good aunts are, and they mistakenly take young girls as treasures!"

"Sure enough, children are the cause of death for men, and these older children have a sense of ritual!"

"I like to hold my urine too.

Sometimes I lie on the bed and scroll through my phone, and I don't pee at all when I'm in a hurry, and I'll just hold it in and it will pass!"

"@Upstairs, don't think I can't recognize you if you change your avatar.

I was wondering why you always wet the bed on the upper bunk, and it turns out you were holding your urine.

You couldn't hold it and you just drained it directly to my lower bunk.

Don't run, I'll kill you!"

... Wang Yue glanced at the barrage, ignored these 2x netizens, and continued:

"So that day you proposed that whoever goes to the toilet while drinking must do a hundred push-ups first. "

"Everyone else went two or three times, but you didn't go once.

You were so proud of yourself that you urinated blood. "

"After that, you were rushed to the hospital and underwent a series of examinations.

Not only did the bladder burst, but it was also diagnosed with late-stage uremia."

"But I have to say that you were really lucky at the time.

That night, a drunk driver died.

He signed an organ donation agreement before his death, so you got one of his kidneys, which allowed you to survive."

Hearing this, the viewers in the live broadcast room shouted:

"Fuck, your urine is not yellow, you are dying from urine!!!"

"But I am uneducated, so I can only say fuck!"

"It's really hard for this bladder to last so long."

"I was so scared that I immediately blocked all the girls who asked me to stay up late, drink, and play poker.

It turned out that they wanted to murder my kidneys."

"@Upstairs, my kidneys are very good.

For the girls who don't feel lonely, please send their WeChat to me. "

"It's outrageous that he only pees once a day.

When I was climbing the mountain, I sweated a lot and drank little water.

When I went back that night, I only peed once and it was a bit painful.

How did he persist for so many years?"

... The barrage of comments was filled with comments from netizens.

Liu Ergou also shook his head with a wry smile, and with his swollen face, he contributed more than a hundred or eighty emoticons.

"That's true. Later I found out that these bad habits were the causes of uremia."

"Here, I also hope that everyone will learn from my experience, drink more water, exercise more, stay up late less, and drink less.

As for cigarettes, smokers know that this thing is really uncontrollable, so try to smoke less."

After saying that, he looked at Wang Yue and asked nervously:

"Master, is there something wrong with the kidney I replaced?"

"It shouldn't be.

I have regular checkups every year.

A few days agoThe doctor just checked and said there is no problem, everything is fine." Liu Ergou was panicking at this time.

If there is really a problem with the kidney, it will be fatal.

He only has one kidney left.

Kidney sources are not something you can have just because you want them.

He was lucky last year.

If there is a problem again this time, even gods may not be able to save him!

Other viewers in the live broadcast room also stretched their necks and pricked up their ears.

The gossip fire in their bodies was already burning.

They were all asking Wang Yue to speak quickly.

At this time, Wang Yue nodded and said slowly:

"It is true that there is a problem with this kidney!"

After getting Wang Yue's confirmation, Liu Ergou's red and swollen face turned pale, and he said tremblingly:

"Why was it fine a few days ago, but now it has problems!"

"Da da da...

Master, what is the problem?

Is there any hope if I go to the hospital now? " While everyone was waiting nervously, Wang Yue seemed to have thought of something funny and suddenly laughed.

This smile fell into Liu Ergou's eyes, no doubt as if he was laughing at his naivety.

He sighed heavily in his heart:

Sure enough, the master said before that I would die within three days.

Now I am still asking if there is any hope.

No wonder the master laughed at me.

This is indeed a ridiculous question!

Then he said with a look of despair:

"I know, Master, thank you for giving me time to arrange my funeral!"

Wang Yue was stunned when he heard it. Didn't I just say something?

You know it?

"I just suddenly thought of what will happen next, and I think it's funny."

"Don't get me wrong!"

Liu Ergou almost vomited blood.

If this goes on, my kidney won't have any problems, but my heart will have problems first! "

Master, what's so funny??? "

"Next, your kidney is going to rebel!"