Chapter 91 Welcome the first person of today

Liu Ergou, the scalper leader who had been up all night, had two big dark circles under his eyes.

He used tape to pull his eyelids up and stared at Wang Yue's homepage with his big eyes.

He wailed:

Why hasn't the show started yet? ? ?

The scalper group was buzzing with messages.

"Because he is too handsome, he was sentenced to be without a wife:

@老黄牛不尿黄, Lao Liu, my rooster has been scalded with boiling water for eighty-eight or ninety-six times, and all the feathers have been plucked out.

I can't bear it anymore.

Why hasn't Master Wang come online yet? Why don't you take a nap first?"

"The bottle took away my first kiss:

I'm telling you, I discovered a shocking secret.

I didn't expect Spider-Man's superpowers are real.

Now my pants are sticky and warm when I fart. I think it must be spider webs sprayed out from my butt."

"Poor monk can't help women:

I also found out that I have the talent to be a surgeon.

A toothpick actually cured my hemorrhoids that have lasted for many years.

I just haven't learned bandaging.

Can anyone tell me how to stop bleeding??? Waiting online, it's urgent..."

... Liu Ergou, who was annoyed by the message reminder, switched over to see what was going on.

Then he looked at the idiots' operations and laughed.

Just when he was about to curse, he suddenly saw the reminder that Wang Yue was going to broadcast.

Instantly, he was startled and shouted excitedly:

"Hurry, hurry, Master Wang is online, all the small accounts are online."

"Those who still have free hands, use your fastest hand speed in your life to poke through your screens to grab a spot."

"Brothers, the battle has begun!"

... Fan Jian had also been staring at it all night, and he was so sleepy that he was doing morning exercises with his girlfriend, stretching to refresh himself.

He glanced at the screen casually and saw the message reminder of Wang Yue's live broadcast.

He immediately left his girlfriend behind, not caring about only doing half of the morning exercises.

He entered Wang Yue's live broadcast room as soon as possible.

His girlfriend was also very hurt by his behavior, and was sulking, and finally became discouraged.

It can be seen that it was really hurt, and only dared to make a hissing sound in a low voice to protest, and did not dare to go over to disturb Fan Jian's work.

... At the same time, many netizens who were squatting on Wang Yue's homepage entered the live broadcast room as soon as possible.

Douyin Network Security Center.

A newly employed intern network engineer shouted anxiously:

"Boss, come quickly, come quickly, the system has detected a network anomaly, suspected of being attacked by hackers."

"I don't know what to do!"

Charlotte was frightened and rolled off the bed during lunch break.

He rolled and crawled over.

"What's going on, what's going on?"

"Has the firewall been breached?

Get out of the way, let me do it..."

He couldn't understand why he was attacked by hackers when he just took a nap.

Then he looked and saw that it was okay.

It turned out that Master Wang had started broadcasting.

I was scared to death.

The intern was taught a lesson, "You should be calmer in the future.

Report after you figure it out.

You scared my wig off."

"This is Master Wang.

The traffic of our platform is booming.

This situation is very normal..." "

Fuck!!!"

"No, the traffic today is not normal at all. Hurry, expand the server..."

... Wang Yue originally thought that there would not be many people early in the morning, but he didn't expect that there would be a million people in the second when the broadcast started.

He was stunned for a moment and contributed an emoticon! Muttered:

"Oh my god, is there a bug in the platform again?"

Seeing Wang Yue's expression and hearing his words, the netizens alsoEveryone laughed.

The comments became lively all of a sudden:

"It seems that the master doesn't believe in the cohesion of our predestined people, hahaha..."

"Seeing the master's expression, it's worth staying up all night, it's been made into an emoticon package, hehe..."

"@上楼, share it, thank you!"

"Douyin:

Who are you looking down on?

It's so easy to have a bug, how can we survive."

... Some careful netizens also found that the master didn't turn off the reward function today.

I wondered, is it now a matter of swiping a Huazi to grab a spot?

[I'm so smart to reward Huazi*1]

Huazi special effects descended in the live broadcast room.

Others also found it, so they joined the reward army.

[Little Swallow Wears Bulletproof Vest Reward Fan Light Board*1]

[Auntie, I Don't Want to Work Hard Anymore Reward Little Heart*1]

[Naruto Doesn't Fart Behind Your Back Reward Supercar*1]

[I Wanted to Blow Up the School for Years Reward Sunglasses*1]

... Seeing the content on the barrage and the full screen of gift reward special effects, Wang Yue smiled and shook his head and said:

"No, you don't need to sleep, right?"

"But since you are so enthusiastic, let's start today's lottery."

After Wang Yue finished speaking, he sent out a red envelope.

The army of fans who had been ready for a long time, madly poked theirMobile phone screen.

Some are happy while others are sad. Those who got the red envelopes roared with excitement, causing the neighbors in the entire community to curse.

Those who didn't get the red envelopes wailed in the barrage:

"Damn, I didn't get the red envelopes again. How did you practice your hand speed?

I'll teach you for a fee."

"I'm willing to give up 30 years of my dad's life in exchange for my chance to grab a spot next time.

If it's not enough, I'll add another 2 years!"

"Sure enough, my girlfriend will only affect my hand speed in grabbing red envelopes. I'll break up with her immediately and practice my hand speed again."

... Liu Ergou's scalpers also exploded.

"Because he is too handsome, he was sentenced to be wifeless:

the million-dollar account can't even get a spot, can you believe it?"

"The bottle took away my first kiss:

the plug-in ran to the point of crashing, but it only resulted in the end of this round, who can I complain to?"

"I am not afraid of women:

the hand speed of the person who can get it must be superb, and he has already sharpened an iron rod into a needle."

"The old ox doesn't urinate yellow:

crawl for me, what's wrong with a needle, should it be looked down upon?

Even if it is a needle, it can hit the nail on the head!

I am so awesome, I won't pretend anymore, I got it, hahahaha..."

"Everyone:

Wow, wow, wow, wow...

Lao Liu is awesome!

Sell it quickly, the club is already waving to us..."

Liu Ergou was very excited at this time.

He didn't expect that the million-dollar account couldn't get it, and the plug-in he bought with money couldn't get it, but he actually got it with his hand speed.

This is simply a little cow riding a rocket, awesome to the sky.

The next step is to wait for the master to connect to the microphone, and then sell the quota, and then you can start counting the money...

... Wang Yue saw that the quota had been taken, so he began to say:

"Today's quota has been confirmed, congratulations to the lucky ones who got it!"

"Friends who didn't get it, don't be discouraged, it only means that our destiny has not arrived yet, and we will continue next time."

"Now let's welcome the first lucky person today, his ID is:

Lao Huang Niu Bu Niu Huang."