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Wang Yue crossed over to a parallel world and was forcibly bound by the system to inherit a fortune-telling shop. "This damn system has been stuck at 99.99% for two years. Do I really have to give up?"

Dust_free · Fantasy
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Chapter 87 But I need to dig up your ancestral grave

"But we need to dig up your ancestral grave!!!"

Wang Yue once again made a shocking statement.

Qiu Ya was stunned by the thunder.

No, I asked you to help break the curse, but you want to dig up my ancestral grave?

Brother Wang Yue, are you serious?

Are you sure my ancestors won't come to talk to me in the middle of the night?

Lin Yi had just bitten a piece of chicken and hadn't swallowed it yet, but she sprayed it out directly.

Fortunately, it was her first time and she didn't have much experience, so she didn't spray far away, otherwise it would have sprayed all over Wang Yue.

"Cough cough cough..."

"Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to, I just couldn't help it."

"But Master Wang, your words are really shocking!"

"What does breaking the curse have to do with digging up people's ancestral graves?" "You know, digging up people's ancestral graves is an irreconcilable feud!

Master Wang, you have to think twice!"

Lin Yi said hurriedly.

Qiu Ya also agreed with Lin Yi's statement, looking at Wang Yue with her big eyes, wanting to see what reasons he could come up with.

Wang Yue certainly knew that digging up people's ancestral graves sounded a bit unethical, so he didn't mention this method at first. But this is indeed the only way to solve the problem fundamentally.

After consuming another King Oyster and a glass of beer, Wang Yue slowly said:

"Don't look at me like that, this is indeed the only way to completely solve the curse."

"To put it simply, your ancestor was a sea king.

Relying on his tall and handsome appearance, plus his eloquent tongue, he raised a lot of fish in the fish pond."

"But one day he provoked a giant shark, and the pond overturned."

"He cheated on someone's precious first time, so he must be killed, and he was also cursed with a little bit of damage."

"You will know the details as long as you dig up the grave."

Qiu Ya showed an angry expression on her face after hearing this.

This time she completely believed what Wang Yue said, but she didn't expect that it was because of her ancestor's romantic debts that caused her descendants to suffer bad luck.

In her heart, she cursed the old pervert, bastard, bastard, believer, hunchback, dense wood, raising a bad family, big pig's hoof, loser...

you will bring trouble to your descendants even after your death.

If it weren't for the fact that you are my ancestor, I would have to dig you up.Come out and whip the corpse.

Lin Yi was also speechless after hearing this.

It was really unlucky to have such an ancestor.

I don't know if those male tribesmen who died young will castrate their ancestors for revenge when they go to the underworld.

Or will they castrate one centimeter every year like they suffered?

I just don't know how those female tribesmen will take revenge on their ancestors?

Lin Yi's gossiping heart burned again, and she even put herself in the perspective of the female tribesmen and studied several ways of revenge with a little loss.

Wang Yue didn't know what the two women were thinking.

If he knew, he would have to say that you can offend anyone but not women.

Women are really scary!

At this time, he was busy finishing the two skewers of spicy lamb skewers in his hand and eating them happily.

From time to time, he would take a sip of ice-cold beer and shouted that it was addictive.

At this time, Qiu Ya suddenly slapped the table and stood up.

Wang Yue and Lin Yi were both startled. What's the matter?

Then Qiu Ya gnashed her teeth and said, "Brother Wang Yue, let's go dig out my old pervert...ancestor now."

"Since it's his fault, it doesn't matter if we disturb his eternal sleep."

"Do we need to prepare some black dog urine, cockroach soup, canned herring, thousand-year-old stinky duck eggs, hundred-year-old sow feces, 30-day constipation excrement...

to help him take a bath and wash off the curse?"

Wang Yue was stunned, his mouth twitched, and his eyelids twitched. He instantly felt that the skewers in his hand were not fragrant.

This girl is really cruel.

She said a total of 7756 disgusting things.

She insisted on giving her ancestor an unforgettable bath to wash off the curse.

But who told you that breaking a curse is like this?

Your operation did not break the curse for your ancestor, but made me so sick that I couldn't eat it! ! !

Resentment +999 Lin Yi also felt her stomach rolling and nausea.

The chicken leg she had just eaten instantly returned to her throat.

I didn't know whether to eat it or spit it out.

I felt so uncomfortable.

I couldn't help but wail in my heart:

No, it's not easy for me.

I spit out the first bite of the chicken leg, and the second bite wasThe chicken leg still wants me to vomit?

Suddenly, the eyes looking at Qiuya became resentful, as if saying:

You did it on purpose?

So you haven't eaten yet, right?

Who can eat these disgusting things? ? ? Resentment +10086...

Qiuya saw that Wang Yue and Lin Yi's expressions seemed to be wrong, and then she realized that she was just angry and confused, and seemed to have said something heavy.

Suddenly she felt a little embarrassed, stuck out her tongue and said:

"Sorry, sorry, I was just angry and confused, but that was my ancestor, I can't be too much."

"Thinking that he hasn't taken a bath for a thousand years, since it was dug out, I helped him wash it.

I didn't expect it to affect your eating."

"Then let's not talk about this for now, you continue to eat, don't pay attention to those details."

Wang Yue and Lin Yi's faces were like the bottom of a pot that had been burned for 10 years.

They all complained in their hearts:

You are not excessive, then what is excessive?

If your ancestors knew that you were so funny, they would jump up and run away at night.

And asked us to continue eating.

Can you still eat it?

Why don't you eat one for us?

The delicious skewers now look like dried 30-day constipation excrement.

How can you eat it?

Wang Yue silently put the unfinished skewers on the table.

He wanted to drink a 18-year-old cold beer to calm down, but now it looks like black dog urine.

Damn... forget it.

"Ahem, Qiuya, I know you are very angry." "But if your old bastard...

ancestor is dug out without a word, not to mention that your father will take out the Seven Wolves, your tribesmen will probably skin you alive to make amends to your ancestors."

"So, for this matter, why don't you go back and talk to your family first?

If they all agree, then when I am free one day, I will accompany you to dig out that old bastard...ancestor."

"Then you can wash him however you want, even if you throw him into the estrus sow pen!"

"Anyway, so many years have passed, and those male tribesmen who have lost weight have lost weight, and those who haven't lost weight losing one centimeter is not a big problem!

Those single female tribesmen are old, and those who have heavy bleeding have died. There is no need to rush in these two days!"

"Don't you think so?"

Wang Yue slowly induced...

No, slowly analyzed the pros and cons.

At this time, he also had resentment towards Qiuya's ancestor.

What do you say?

What a good meal, because of you old thing, I dare not eat it now.

If I don't dig you, who should I dig?

If I don't wash you properly, I will be sorry for you!