Chapter 172 Methods of Detoxification

"Wang...

Master Wang, will there be any serious sequelae?"

Facing Zhen Xialiu's question, Wang Yue said lightly:

"That is, in your seemingly strong body, you will have a 70-year-old heart and 80-year-old kidneys."

"Forget about fitness in the future.

Even to have in-depth communication with others, you have to rely on drugs, and then lie down, turning active into passive. Otherwise, any slightly intense exercise will cause shortness of breath, difficulty breathing, and sudden death..."

"Even peeing is difficult..."

Hearing this, the viewers in the live broadcast room felt a little scared.

"Fuck, then what's the point of living?

I can't do anything!"

"There's nothing wrong with turning active into passive, I can just lie down and enjoy it, it's not that tiring!"

"@upper floor, which macho man likes to be passive, everyone should take the initiative, okay?"

"Is this the legendary paper tiger?

It's okay to bluff people, but it's not good enough for real?"

... Zhen Xialiu was also scared, and hurriedly said to Wang Yue:

"Master Wang, save me!"

"What should I do now?"

Wang Yue thought for a while, and said slowly:

"In the current situation, the poisoning is serious, and the heart and kidneys have a certain degree of failure."

"You can choose to replace them."

"But this requires queuing, and whether you can get in the queue depends on luck, so you have to live a life of having everything you want in advance."

"Fortunately, you have made a lot of money over the years, so you can hire someone to take care of you."

"Others only live this kind of life when they are in their eighties or nineties, and you have lived it decades in advance, which can be regarded as saving decades of detours." The netizens all laughed.

"Hahahaha, I am dying of laughter.

Zhen Xialiu is confused.

This is called avoiding decades of detours?" "No problem.

Others in their sixties and seventies are picking up trash from garbage dumps.

I have been picking up trash since I was 25. Isn't this avoiding decades of detours?" "Everyone will die eventually.

So should we kill ourselves in advance to avoid detours?"

"Hahaha, @上楼, correct answer!"

... Zhen Xialiu:

...God damn, take fewer decades of detours...

Is this how this sentence is understood? Then he said to Wang Yue with a sad face: "Master, I am still so young, I want to be more down-to-earth and take a few more years."

"Is there any other way?"

Wang Yue nodded. Seeing this in Zhen Xialiu's eyes, he was so excited.

Fortunately, there is still a choice, otherwise he would have to live the life of an old man in advance.

Wang Yue continued:

"Another way is to take medicine!"

"I have a prescription here, called:

Baidu San!"

"Its ingredients are:

one liang of Duhuo, half a ginseng, a piece of ginger, half a jin of Qianghuo, one section of Platycodon grandiflorum, two liang of Chuanxiong, three qian of Poria cocos, five pieces of mint, four qian of Citrus aurantium and Peucedanum, Bupleurum, and one licorice root."

"Boil 4 bowls of water into half a bowl." "Most importantly, it needs two primers." "The first primer is the first urine of a newborn baby.

After the medicine is boiled, add the baby's urine."

"The second primer is the saliva of a sow that has just given birth to a piglet.

Add the baby's urine and then the sow's saliva, stir evenly, drink it while it's hot, drink it for 49 days, and you will recover automatically."

Originally, Zhen Xialiu was still taking notes seriously, fearing that he would forget the recipe.

But he was dumbfounded when he heard the last part, and stopped recording.

The first urine of a newborn baby?

Even if I squat in a maternal and child hospital, I can catch one if I'm lucky, but I have to catch 49.

Is this really possible?

Well, even if the baby's urine is taken care of, what about the saliva of a sow that just gave birth to a piglet?

Master Wang, are you sure you are not kidding?

The viewers in the live broadcast room laughed even more happily.

"Hahahaha, my son is about to be born, @男人就是要猛, brother Meng, I can give it to you."

"I have a pig farm of more than 10,000 square meters at home, with 800 sows and plenty of saliva, don't be afraid!"

"I am a maternal and child doctor, I can help you communicate with the parents and ask them to contribute urine."

"I am a Chinese medicine practitioner, come to me to buy the above medicinal materials and I will give you a broken bone."

.... Zhen Xialiu was speechless after seeing the content of the barrage.

Even if you can provide it, I dare not drink it!!! And what about that Chinese medicine doctor, I come to you to buy medicinal materials, and you have to break my bones? What are you doing?

After watching for a while, he stopped watching, fearing that he would not be able to help but swear.

Then he looked at Wang Yue on the screen again, Zhen Xialiu said:

"Master, it is too difficult to gather all the materials for this prescription.

Is there any other way?"

Wang Yue heard it and said slowly:

"There is one last way," "Your wife's lover was worried that if the insurance broke, he would also be poisoned."

"So he has the only antidote."

Zhen Xialiu's eyes lit up, thinking, then I just need to snatch this antidote.

He was already preparing to make a phone call and ask that person out.

At that time, he would get the other party drunk first, then snatch the antidote, and after the poison was removed, he would finally beat the other party up.

He was happy with his imagination here, but Wang Yue suddenly poured a basin of cold water on him.

"However, he is discussing the true meaning of life with your wife in the hotel, studying the posture of Kun calligraphy."

"If you go there now and see that scene, you will easily get excited and accidentally kill them both."

Zhen Xialiu stood up after hearing this.

He didn't listen to what Wang Yue said next. The whole person was like a volcano about to erupt, and his anger could be felt through the screen.

The next second, he was panting heavily and gnashing his teeth and said:

"Didn't that bitch say she went on a trip with her best friend?"

"It turns out that it was a male best friend, and she even traveled to a hotel!"

"Master, tell me, which hotel are they in now?"

Wang Yue looked at him and said lightly:

"I can tell you, but you need to calm down." "You are in a state that can easily cause trouble!"

"They are now in the Xianggelila Hotel in Futian, Room 1701."

Zhen Xialiu picked up the phone directly and said:

"Thank you, Master, but I have a small request, can you please not hang up?" Wang Yue thought for a moment, then nodded.

After getting Wang Yue's consent, he went to the underground parking garage, got in his car and rushed to the destination.

The viewers in the live broadcast room saw that the live broadcast was not interrupted, and seeing Zhen Xialiu's situation, they were going to catch someone cheating!

They couldn't help but get excited.

"Fuck, this is exciting!

Is this going to be a live broadcast?"

"Can I watch this for free?

I like it!"

"Catching someone cheating, I have experience in this.

When we get there, we can't just knock on the door.

We have to pretend to be a waiter and come to give them a free lunch, and rush in the moment the door opens."

"Remember to aim the camera at the woman first, we'll record the screen for you as evidence, drooling.